Thursday, September 30, 2021

Pottersville Digest

("Take our money, con man!")


     I'd asked exactly the same question in my last article, "The Gathering Storm".

     Rat fucker Louis DeJoy (R-Squeal Like a Rat) continues fucking the rat with renewed vigor.
     So now we'll have something to rest our heads on while reading his book.
     Some congressmen just look like pirates. Others act the part.
     OK, when you say something you don't mean and cross your fingers, there's a reason why you're supposed to keep them behind your back, not in front.
     The Boys and Girl's Club, Bobo? Really?
     The Senate achieved cloture on the spending bill (65-35) but not by much. Now it goes to the House.
    It's time to put corporate whores like Manchin and Sinema out to pasture. But they come from deeply right wing states and primarying them is a pipe dream.

    Mark Zuckerberg really is an elitist, corporate cunt down to his DNA.

     "Foltz may now be playing a behind-the-scenes role in Texas. The Capitol's internal staff directory, to which The Texas Tribune obtained access, shows Foltz is working for the House Redistricting Committee. His office and phone number in that directory match those of the committee's staff office in the Capitol basement, but at least one Democrat on the committee said they had not been advised of his involvement. Foltz has not been a visible part of the committee's public-facing work."
    Bottom line: They're paying this furtive, basement-dwelling rat fucker $120,000 to fuck over minority voters and dilute their vote.

    You've "never been a liberal"? You've never been a Democrat.
    Hey, I hear strychnine and arsenic are even better at curing the virus. And finally...

    Yeah, then they'll grow up as Republicans expecting a free dinner courtesy of corporate lobbyists and... Oh, wait...

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

Pottersville Digest


     "Moe, Larry, cheese! Woo woo woo woo woo woo!"

     The Dark Side of Paul Blart, Mall Cop.

     It seems Trump was even more of a control freak than we thought. Or maybe he wanted to know what it felt like like to be explored up the Hershey Highway.

     Oh, you just know this kid is white.

     If you're willing to imperil your life, your family's lives, job and career over such a common sense mandate, then, I'm sorry, but you belong to a death cult.

     We really are a weird country. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

     "Speaking on a show hosted by someone named CatTurd, Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R) revealed Wednesday..."
     That's really all you need to know about the rest of the article...

     "Paul Nicholas Miller, a 30-year-old white supremacist, was sentenced to 41 months in prison for multiple firearms offenses this week. According to reports, he 'sobbed' during his sentencing."
     OK, remind me who the snowflakes are, again?

     News flash: Allen Weisselberg kept two sets of ledgers. Why, I'm... just shocked.

     Someone called our Republican governor "an agent of the Chinese Communist Party."

    And so it started in 1933 Germany...

    “On the evening of September 26 in Las Vegas, Nevada, I attended a dinner to support a charity and spend time with wonderful friends. He repeatedly touched me inappropriately, said vile and disgusting things to me, stalked me, and made me feel violated and fearful.”
     And yet, these idiots will continue to support the guy who'd hired him and stood by him.

    OK, why was this asshole allowed to walk out of court and remain within arm's reach of his six kids? Oh, I forgot: #whiteprivilege.

    Rule of thumb: If you're pissing off Republicans, you're doing something right.

     Florida Man: The world's greatest superhero.

     As of tomorrow, unless something breaks, the debt ceiling will not be raised, we'll be in default of our loans and the infrastructure bill, President's Biden's signature domestic legislation will not pass. Essentially, Republicans like McConnell, Manchin and Sinema are slowly pushing us off the edge of a cliff. And finally...

    Anti-vax losers lose again, because that's what losers do.

Monday, September 27, 2021

The Gathering Storm

 
(By American Zen's Mike Flannigan, on loan from Ari.)
Any political observer with a shred of intellectual integrity had already come to the conclusion that our democracy is imperiled as it hasn't been since the British burned down our nation's Capitol and forced President and First Lady Madison out of the White House in 1814. The 2022 midterms will be but a dress rehearsal for 2024's general election.
    2022 will be the year Republican scum test drive their new voter suppression laws like the ones in Georgia and Texas that have essentially put the kibosh on voting, making legal access to the polls all but impossible, especially if you live in a community of color. This was a direct and frenzied response to unprecedented numbers of black voters casting votes (and a 120 year-high for voting in general, 67%). If Democrats still, somehow, prevail above the hamstringing, well, then, the aforementioned Republican scum will always have the luxury of fine tuning and tightening the restrictions even more in time for 2024.
    In 2016, Donald Trump got roughly 63,000,000 votes. Despite killing hundreds of thousands of Americans through his shrugged response to COVID-19, despite abandoning our Kurdish allies in northeast Syria, taking the side of Putin over that of our intelligence agencies, denigrating our war dead, negotiating with terrorists like the Taliban and tanking the economy in tried-and-true Republican fashion, he actually got 11,000,000 more votes in 2020.
     That should give any American that cares about our democratic Republic permanent diarrhea and cold sweats in the middle of the night. Yes, the worst "president" in American history actually got 74,000,000+ rubes to vote for him again.There but for the grace of 81,000,000 Biden voters... Then the final straw came a couple of months later when black voters struck again and voted Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff into the US Senate during the January 5th Georgia runoff elections. Not only did both seats in a safe red state go to Democrats for the first time since Ben Franklin was in short pants, the runoff results gave Democrats the very slimmest of majorities in the upper chamber, with Vice President Harris representing a tie-breaking 50-50 vote.
     Well!
    The GOP couldn't have that. And it wasn't a coincidence that the panicked Georgia GOP was the first to respond to all those uppity voters who had the effrontery to vote for Democrats by ramming through straight to Brian Kemp's office the most suppressive voting bill since the old Soviet Union. In fact, as Kemp signed the bill, under a painting of a plantation, a black state congresswoman named Park Cannon was getting arrested at Kemp's door because God forbid black lawmakers should enjoy any transparency whatsoever when their right to vote is being threatened.
     And, of course, Republican scum being Republican scum the world over, Texas has already issued the first draft of their congressional districts that, surprise, heavily favors Republican incumbents, weakens Democratic incumbents and further dilutes the vote of communities of color despite that demographic driving the largest and fastest population growth in Texas.

Let History be Your Guide
As the old saying goes, history doesn't always repeat itself but sometimes it rhymes. 
     After WW II's conclusion, Winston Churchill had written his memoirs that, whether by design or not, became perhaps the most monumental history of World War II ever attempted. The first of this six part compendium, The Gathering Storm, details not only Hitler's rise to power but also the decade before that, to the failed Beer Hall Putsch of 1923.
    The opening salvo of that book is entitled, "The Follies of the Victors: 1919-1929." The sharp-tongued Churchill wasted no time in denigrating the Allied Powers after the end of the first World War and ignored the growing threat of Germany. Churchill had detailed a great many things in this introductory 750 page volume and, unsurprisingly, Hitler's gradual, decade-long ascent from failed rebel to jailbird to Chancellor of Germany was a major part of it.
     Even three years after the defeat of the Nazis, Churchill could never fathom why the Allied leaders of the time did not take Hitler's threat seriously to merge Austria with Germany as he'd unambiguously promised in his jailhouse memoir, Mein Kampf. Indeed, the same could be said of the political leaders and commentariat of the post-war Weimar Republic.
    The Germans at the time, with few exceptions, did not take Hitler's threat seriously. Being the Chancellor at that time was to be second banana to the aging President Hindenburg, and in early 1933, Hitler was just the latest in a long line of briefly-serving placeholders. In other words, Weimar-era Germany was supremely (Churchill would've said "arrogantly") confident in the pillars that supported their own Democratic Republic. The rest is history.
    They laughed at Hitler and his brown shirts and SS and SA goons. We run the risk of underestimating bargain basement Hitler or Mussolini, aka Donald Trump by calling him a bargain basement Hitler or Mussolini. Yes, Trump is a buffoon, a regular bathos factory who'd shamelessly made himself the butt of jokes on the world stage for four agonizing years that had felt like 12.
     But this is the guy who'd, again, gotten 11,000,000 more votes than four years before, who'd nearly pulled off an insurrection that could've seen the assassination of his own vice president, the Speaker of the House and countless members of Congress. It wouldn't have been the end of our democracy but the Capitol building would've needed, to quote a character from Die Hard, "a new paint job and a shitload of screen doors."

Remember, remember the 5th of November...

In one of Fate's countless cruel ironies both great and small, the next general election, in 2024, will be on the fifth of November, the day the Gunpowder Plot of Guy Fawkes and his co-conspirators was discovered and broken up in 1605.
     Well, in the succeeding 416 years, we don't resort to kegs of gunpowder but nuisance lawsuits and two page memos by right wing shysters like John Eastman. That name may sound familiar to those of you in the know. If it doesn't, it ought to be. It ought to because a week ago, it was reported on CNN on the publication of Bob Woodward's and Bob Costa's Peril that Eastman had drafted a two page memo outlining a six point plan that was supposed to enable Mike Pence to decertify the 2020 election results of seven states, all namely ones Trump had lost, using a dodgy, to put it charitably, interpretation of the 1804 12th amendment.
     In the event that the election wasn't certified by Congress, which had only happened once before in 1876, the House was then supposed to decide the 2020 election. In that case, each state delegation would've received only one vote and, since Republicans were in the majority in 27 of those delegations as of the swearing in of the 117th Congress, the election then would've been given to Trump.
     It was a stunning revelation in that this Eastman character, a former law clerk of Clarence Thomas, could and would so blithely dismiss the vox populi that gave President Joe Biden a commanding 7,000,000 vote mandate. It was an attempted detonation of the electoral process, one of the supporting pillars of our democracy, that promised no less a disastrous result than the blowing up of the Parliament Building in Westminster in 1605.
    When the memo was smuggled to Senators Mike Lee and Lindsey Graham, both attorneys, they, too, had laughed at its contents and no doubt Pence would've had a similar reaction to it if he ever allowed himself to laugh and actually use his facial muscles. Yes, they laughed and laughed and a good time was had by all.
     Just like the post WWI Weimar Republican Old Guard on Hitler's ascension. No one ever thought he would ever amount to much, especially with the Beer Hall Putsch of a decade before still fairly fresh in the minds of Germans. Then the month after Hitler assumed power, through legal democratic means, the Reichstag caught fire. Then there was the Enabling Act. Then, after that, horrified Germans watched the dominoes fall until Berlin followed suit a dozen years later.
     Eastman's memo should be the smoking gun that opens up an investigation at the DOJ that should dwarf Watergate. But it hasn\'t. The mainstream media, starting with TV news networks, should be screaming about this like a thousand Howard Beales. But they're not. And the Democrats should be basing a huge part of their 2022 platform on this brazen attempt at subversion. But, of course, they're not. They're Democrats.
     Today, Guy Fawkes is both reviled and admired, depending on your religious stripe. How will Donald Trump be viewed in the years, decades and centuries to come? Will he be reviled as a democracy-hating villain, which he is, or will he, too, be given the luxury of a historical makeover?

Pottersville Digest

 (What happened to the white genocide? Are we there, yet?)

     Real party animal, that Larry Elder huh? Just not the Republican Party

     God only knows why Katie Porter isn't a fifth member of The Squad.

     Further proof that Republican scum live in an alternate dimension.

     Typical right wing shyster scumbag.

     Yeah, LET'S talk about the REAL welfare queens.

     "In a historical and international light, the most significant news is that women are now first time in majority in the Icelandic parliament, and a first in Europe. This is good news."

     Oh, no, not reminiscent of Jim Crow, at all.

    Chuck Toddler had Meghan McCain on Meet the Press for fairness and balance, because we don't hear nearly often enough from the right wing faction that finger paints murals with their own fecal matter.

    "They said, 'Well, we just need to get kids back in the class because everybody is going to get this virus at some point or another, and it's going to spread wildly, and there's no way to contain it.' It stuck with me how casual they were about that, as you just pointed out as one of the issues you didn't believe was actually true." -Pamela Brown.

     ...but Republican scum like Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema don't have to compromise?

     Parnass and Fruman now "officially haunting" Adam Exlaxalt's Senate run.

     Your Brad o' the day.

     #Whiteprivilege rears its ugly head again.

    John Oliver masterfully deconstructs the rationale and details of the massive raft of voter suppression bills that right wingers have passed in 18 states.

    Your co-Karen o' the day.

    Matt Gaetz (R-Mann Act) is lawyering up like a mobster about to go to the mattresses with the feds.

    Oh, those rock-ribbed, conservative Republican family values! And finally...

    And COVID killing off bloated wouldbe Nazi voters is a bad thing... why?

Saturday, September 25, 2021

Pottersville Digest

(It's a ity that no one got her a lexicon.)

     And he's not working for Trump why? For God's sake, someone hire this lovable Lothario!
     Meanwhile, elsewhere in Michigan GOP wingnuttery...
     Do I have to spend the rest of the day on right wing lunatics in Michigan?
     Oh no, Joe Biden didn't show up for his shift as a bouncer?
     Eric Trump's lawyer quit. I can't seem to make up my mind who's the lucky one here.
    There's something ineffably pathetic about nurses choosing not to follow the science they were taught. Actually, no one has any excuse for rejecting the scientific pragmatism and knowledge of medical professionals but when those people include nurses, it's especially tragic. It makes you wonder how they got licensed, to begin with.
    When the vice president of the United States gavels in both houses of Congress, that's generally considered an official proceeding.
     Thank you. Please, sir, may we have another?
     Susan Collins is an ongoing object lesson in what Jane Hamsher said about 15 years ago: "There is no such thing as a moderate Republican." (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

     Heh heh heh. The noose tightens...
     Yeah, I hear Lady G is a huge fan of whips and handcuffs.
     "Are you prepared to accept those results?"
     "Well, no, because they they just took a small part and they didn't look at the real numbers. Now the numbers are going to be announced. The real numbers are going to be announced at four o'clock today.As I understand it, Arizona is having a conference and they found many votes that were terrible, terrible votes. In other words, they found that they were false votes, phantom votes, whatever you want to call them.
      So I have to see, because I'm not involved in it, I'm just watching like everybody else. And we'll have to see what it is. The from what I heard, the report is a very strong report. But, you know, they wanted to get out ahead of it like they always like to do, whether it's on Russia or Russia or Ukraine, Ukraine, they want to get out ahead of it. So we're going to have to wait.
      It said it's going to be, I guess, Eastern Time. It's going to be released at four o'clock. I've actually heard the results of the report is very damning, but they don't want to say that. They want to get way out ahead where long before the report. I've heard the report is very damning."
     You want dressing with that word salad?

     Seen at Trump's Two Minutes Hate rally in Georgia. Tell me again these people can be reached and reasoned with.
     Serial abuser of the criminal justice system sues company suing her while accusing them of abusing the criminal justice system. Oh, Luke, the projection is strong with this one.
    Yes, Donnie Dumbo is demanding an audit of Texas' 2020 election, despite having won Texas and Texas having no Secretary of State.
     Even other Republicans are getting sick and tired of these circus-themed audits. And finally...

    AOC really stepped in it when she voted against the rabidly pro-Israel Iron Dome bill then changed it to "present."

Friday, September 24, 2021

Interview with Wendy Corsi Staub


“Her current standalone suspense novel, THE OTHER FAMILY, is about a picture-perfect family that moves into a picture-perfect house. But not everything is as it seems, and the page-turner concludes ‘with a wallop of a twist,’ according to #1 New York Times bestselling author, Harlan Coben.”

     For over three years, I’ve profiled authors each month who are indie and/or self-published ones like me. I do this, obviously, to elevate awareness in my small way for authors who don’t benefit from a Big Five press kit. However, the renewed pandemic through the Delta variant has once again played havoc on the writers’ conferences that were timidly poised to make a comeback. Wendy was one of those casualties and when she announced she had two launches coming up but regrettably had to cancel her appearance at Bouchercon in New Orleans this year (the entire event folded a day or two after Wendy made her announcement on Facebook), I knew I had to help. I’m making a big exception to my own rule because, Big Five author or no, Wendy’s one of the biggest sweethearts in the publishing business (something I get to say with all sincerity on all too few occasions). So, let’s get this expanded show (figuratively) on the road and hope that we’ll get to enjoy Wendy Corsi Staub’s company a year from now in Minnesota.

20) Wendy, firstly, I’d like to thank you for graciously taking the time for this extended interview. Secondly, let’s get down to brass tacks. You have two launches coming up between now and January. One of them is The Other Family, which will be released by HarperCollins. Could you walk us through the basic gist of the book?

     Thank you so much, Robert, for inviting me to do this. I can’t tell you how touched I was when you reached out. You’re one of the good guys in this challenging business, and I so appreciate your graciousness.

     The Other Family is about the Howell family, who move cross country into a Brooklyn rowhouse that they soon discover was the scene of an unsolved triple homicide. Twenty-five years ago, a mother, father, and teenaged daughter were murdered in their beds. Now Nora Howell and her teenaged daughter Stacey are convinced someone is watching the house, watching them. The book unfolds through three viewpoints—Nora’s, Stacey’s, and that of Jacob, an enigmatic figure who knew the teenaged daughter murdered in the house. But all is not as it seems. When I set out to write this book, I knew I would have to pull off the biggest twist of my career. I hope that I’ve done it!

19) This may be a slightly ridiculous question to ask an author who’s published nearly 100 titles in just 29 years. But has the pandemic affected your output at all?

     There are no ridiculous questions! Our youngest was graduating college in May 2020, so tuition payments were in the past, and my husband was doing well in his longtime career as an advertising sales rep for movie theaters. In March, I was finishing THE BUTCHER’S DAUGHTER,   quite frankly exhausted from writing a complex trilogy, and intending not to begin another novel until fall or winter. It was going to be my year to take a step back and work on a couple of television scripts I’d been writing and working with a couple of producers who’d come close to getting them into production.

     The pandemic changed everything in a matter of weeks. When the film industry ground to a standstill, my husband’s commission-based income evaporated. I wrote a couple of book proposals, sold them to two publishers late last spring and summer, and ultimately wound up with  four novels to write in an 18 month period (still have 1 and ¼ to go). I’m so grateful to be working and as the Zevon song goes, “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”

     It's been emotionally and physically draining, as it has been on everyone. I adjusted to writing amid some unanticipated household disruptions with a full house again. Our college senior was plucked from his final semester in Ithaca and stuck back home with us, with a degree in television production—another industry that had paused, certainly for job hunters--and our older son now working his advertising career remotely from his childhood bedroom. We were very fortunate in that we and our loved ones stayed healthy and were able to stay afloat.

18) You live in the New York City suburbs and you seem to draw much of your inspiration from that part of New York State. What is it about the city’s suburbs that inspire you to set many of your thrillers there?

     People often move to the suburbs to escape the big, bad city and raise a family in a place that is—or at least, that they perceive to be—safe. Bad things aren’t supposed to happen in idyllic towns, so if—when—something goes terribly wrong, it’s especially terrifying. Picket fences and leafy back yards can hide some shady characters and deep, dark secrets—and in those towns where no one ever locks their doors, well…maybe they should!

17) Let’s talk about the other launch, which will be on December 7th this year, Prose and Cons, the new Lily Dale book. One of your earlier paranormal series took place in Lily Dale then later in your career, you started a new series set in it, only about a decade later. What made you decide to revisit and resurrect the series?

     My readers! Truly, I would have continued writing the first series, which was targeted to young adults and set in the real life town populated by spiritualists who talk to dead people—or so they claim. Due to the changing market a decade ago, the publisher opted not to continue it after four books. I was busy with other things by then and was prepared to let it go, but kept hearing from readers—adults and teens alike—who wanted to know what happened next.

     The new series is a spin-off but is a traditional mystery series, not paranormal or young adult like the first. The heroine, Bella Jordan, is the only skeptic in a town filled with psychic mediums. She uses logic to solve cases, rather than, you know, consult with the murder victim’s soul to find the killer. These books are quirky and populated with eccentric personalities. Some of the well-loved characters from the first series do appear here, with that teenaged heroine Calla now a grown woman. PROSE AND CONS is the fourth title, and centers around a pair of mysterious newcomers and a priceless literary treasure. I’m currently writing the fifth.

16) Out of all your series, my favorite is the Mundy’s Landing trilogy. The Sleeping Beauty Murders, which is central to all three books (especially Blue Moon), was a fictional series of three murders that took place in the summer of 1916. Yet, while fictional, it sounded oddly familiar. Were the Sleeping Beauty series of killings inspired by a real life analog?

     First, thank you. I’m so glad you liked that one. I’m partial to it myself. The inspiration to write about a Victorian-era true crime stemmed from my lifelong fascination with Lizzie Borden, Jack the Ripper, H.H. Holmes, etc.

     In the brainstorming phase, I just loved  the idea of a town that is notorious for unsolved historical murders--like Fall River—and how it would draw all sorts of interesting people, from murder buffs to armchair detectives to—well, no spoilers. That’s how Mundy’s Landing was born—the town that stimulates the local economy by inviting people to visit and try to solve the centuries-old crimes each year on the anniversary.

     The Sleeping Beauty murders popped into my head one morning when I was going past my son’s empty bedroom after he was away at college, and for a moment, I thought I saw someone crumpled in the bed. It made me wonder what would happen if someone woke up one morning to a corpse tucked into a guest room bed—and had no idea who it was or how it had gotten there. And then it happened again, in another house…and again. It was one of the creepiest premises I’ve ever come up with, and that’s really saying something.

15) Bone White, the third entry in the Mundy’s Landing series, was underpinned by a tragic turn of events that took place in the 1660s. How difficult or easy was it for you to do research into 1666 New York?

     I absolutely love to research the past for my work, so the problem wasn’t in any real difficulty, it was more about the time-consuming aspect of doing it while under deadline. I have shelves full of books about the era right here at home, and of course, there’s a trove online. I’d have loved to spend years delving into 1666 New York, but I had to settle with just enough to make the period ring true. The hard part was nailing the language for the series of letters in the book, so I went through countless personal documents that I found online—letters, diaries, etc.

14) Will there be any future installments in the Mundy’s Landing series or is it fated to remain a trilogy? Because you’d seemed to purposely leave quite a few loose threads hanging at the end of Bone White.

     It’s always difficult for me to say goodbye to characters and a setting I’ve dwelled in for several years of my life. In this case, the loose threads were setting up my next trilogy, which again features Detective Stockton Barnes. His storyline is picked up—and tied up—over the course of LITTLE GIRL LOST, DEAD SILENCE, and THE BUTCHER’S DAUGHTER. Because parts of those novels are set in the 1960s and the 1980s, we’ll meet him long before he got to Mundy’s Landing, and learn what happened after he left.

13) While growing up, what were some of the authors you’d read who would go on to inspire or at least inform your own work?

     Laura Ingalls Wilder was certainly the first and one of the most important. I was obsessed with the Little House books long before the television series came along. Beverly Cleary was another. As a reader, I valued losing myself in a fictional world—the prairie, or Klickitat Street--with continuing characters who seemed like old friends. And it was satisfactory that there was always another book so that I could find out what happened next.

     So even then, as a budding writer—the only thing I’d ever wanted to be, from the time I was 9-- I understood the importance of establishing and expanding upon a three-dimensional world, and I sensed that being prolific would be the key to my career.

     After Laura came so many others—just off the top of my head, Judy Blume, Lenora Mattingly Weber, Mary Higgins Clark, Harlan Coben…writers who, when you discovered them, always had a new book around the corner, preferably at the same time every year. That’s the kind of author I set out to become—one who builds a significant body of work and who appreciates and gratifies her readers and who has a reputation among colleagues as being an accountable professional.

12) Since you’re an author juggling a dizzying array of series, is there any chance that, say, two cops from two different series will meet in a crossover?

     Oh, it’s happened! NYPD Missing Persons Detective Stockton Barnes first appeared in my novel THE BLACK WIDOW years ago, and then went on to the Mundy’s Landing trilogy, and got to “star” my Foundlings trilogyLITTLE GIRL LOST, DEAD SILENCE, and THE BUTCHER’S DAUGHTER.

11) Yes, let’s talk about the Foundlings trilogy. First of all, what’s a Foundling?

     A foundling is an abandoned baby or child who is discovered and raised by someone other than the birth parents. And until DNA genealogy, there was virtually no way of uncovering those biological roots.

10) I’d like to think investigative genealogy is an exciting new crime fighting tool that will be intelligently dealt with in future crime fiction. So what made you create investigative genealogist Amelia Crenshaw?

     I come from an enormous Italian-American family. My maternal grandmother was the youngest of thirteen children. Her parents died long before I was born, but she spoke of them often. I was shocked to learn only after her death in 2014 that her father had been a doorstep foundling back in Sicily in the mid-nineteenth century. 

     Around the same time, I had begun tracing our family tree and roots via Ancestry.com. I submitted my own DNA to their database hoping I might be able to uncover my great-grandfather’s roots. That has yet to happen, but somewhere in there, I realized that not everyone searching for their biological past is going to love what they find. As my editor said, Charles Manson had many children who were taken away after his arrest and could ostensibly have grown up not knowing where they came from. That nugget of an idea inspired my trilogy.

     And Amelia Crenshaw—well, I thought it would be interesting if a foundling who grew up futilely searching for her own parents had a career in which she helps others do just that. We follow Amelia back and forth in her life from her abandonment in a Harlem Church in the late 1960s through present day.

9) Walk us through your typical writing day. Do you draft exclusively in notebooks/journals or laptops or is it a mixture of both? Do you set a word goal and, if so, what is it? What’s your happy place when you’re writing?

     I write exclusively on my laptop or desktop. I wish I could write in longhand because it would certainly be convenient to scribble away at every opportunity! But for one thing, I’ve got arthritic hands—boo, middle age! For another, even when I was a kid, I was compelled to use a keyboard—back then, my dad’s vintage typewriter.

     I get up around 4:30 or 5 a.m. and start by revisiting the pages I wrote the previous day. As I edit those, I invariably springboard into writing new material, and I’m off.

     I’ve learned to be extremely disciplined about my schedule, because I am a person who would always rather be doing something else. I allow myself breaks only to do my daily hourlong lap swim (saved me from back surgery so I’m diligent about it), do household tasks, and get out for an afternoon walk or hike. I tend to write straight through the day, even while cooking dinner—I’m a multi-tasker and love to cook. I start prep around 6:00 or 6:30, so it’s my relaxation and my “commute”—the bridge between work and reentry. I’ll go back and forth from laptop to kitchen during meal prep and we eat around 8 or 8:30 pm. Usually it’s just me and my husband in front of the TV, and I often nod off mid-meal/mid-program with my plate in my lap.

     I tend to work 7 days a week on this schedule while on deadlines like the ones 2020/2021 forced. I do only one draft, heavily editing as I go so that when it’s done, it’s done—until my editor’s revision notes, that is.

     I’m religious about sticking to a weekly word count quota, which I lay out in advance according to when the book needs to be in. In the beginning of a book when it’s slow going as I’m figuring things out, my weekly quota is around 5,000 words. In the end, it’s 10,000 on up, depending on where I am with it and when it’s due. On an ideal day, I do 2,000 words and get to keep most of them. I have written books, though, where I had to cut 40,000 to 50,000 words in the end. As I’m creating a world, characters, a plot, it’s much easier to put it all in and then lose it later than to have gaps as I go. A lot of information is essential to me as I work out a crime, but is TMI for the reader. My longtime editor, Lucia Macro at William Morrow, is fantastic about helping me streamline it all down to a manageable manuscript.

8) You’re well-known for having fostered several animal rescue organizations and are the fur mom of three cats. Is there any chance any will end up in your books or have they already?

     Oh, they already have. Our first rescue—whose name happens to be Chance--showed up pregnant and critically ill on our doorstep in 2014. We wound up rushing her to a vet, paying a small fortune to save her—a stray!—and her litter of six. My husband and sons are allergic to cats, but we kept Chance after finding homes for all the kittens. The experience opened my eyes to the plight of ailing or pregnant strays and we began fostering shelter animals. Of course it (and the astronomical emergency vet bills that needed to be paid) inspired me to write my current Lily Dale Mystery series.

     In the first book, NINE LIVES, a pregnant stray named Chance shows up at an opportune moment and is the catalyst that leads Bella Jordan to Lily Dale, and to solve a mystery. Chance is in every one of my Lily Dale books, and in each of them (and in some of my other novels), one of my—or my family’s—real life kitties makes a cameo. Our other cats, Li’l Chap and Sanchez, are series regulars. My sister’s Scottish Folds, Lady Pippa and Clancy, are in my books, and my aunt’s late, great Columbus is in the one I’m writing now.

7) You’d begun your publishing career over 30 years ago, when you were an associate editor at Silhouette Books. In the last three plus decades, publishing has seen many seismic shifts. What do you see as being the best and the worst changes?

     I think the best and the worst changes have involved technology.

     On the bright side, we no longer have to deal with paper and post offices, or even checks and bank deposit slips—though these changes are recent. Until a few years ago, I was doing final edits on hard copy page proofs mailed by the publisher, and then racing to Fed Ex before they closed to get it overnighted back in time. It took a global pandemic for me to be able to sign contracts online and get paid electronically. Which is insane, because authors never even know whether they’re going to get random backlist royalty checks. As recently as two years ago, I had one go missing in the mail that I never would have known existed if I weren’t religious about combing my end of the year accounting statement from my agent and matching it against checks I deposited. So, yes, welcome to the electronic age, publishing industry! It’s nice to have you join us at last.

     Social media is, for me personally, the worst of the changes. Publishers encourage you to establish a presence and regularly connect with readers on at least one platform. And yes, that’s a wonderful thing--it can be a lifeline in this solitary, isolating job, especially for a people person like me.

     But as I said, I’d always rather be doing something other than writing, so it’s also a dangerous distraction. I can log onto Facebook and the next thing I know, I’ve lost an hour or two of my workday. I mean, I truly want to see photos of people’s kids and know what they had for dinner—and of course, as a writer, I’m fascinated by the over-sharing of private lives. I see potential book plots in so many posts.

     Publicists have suggested that an author should post something a few times a day to work the algorithms and keep readers engaged. When I was trying to do that, I lost far too much writing time to the follow-up interaction and of course the rabbit hole of obsession with other people’s lives. So now, when I’m on deadline, I’ve given myself permission to stay away for days at a time. And when it’s time to go into promo mode with a book release, I remind myself that social media is a valuable tool and I have to plan to spend considerable time there.

6) Again, it may be silly to ask the author of nearly 100 titles. But did you ever suffer from so-called writer’s block and, if so, how did you deal with it?

     I never run out of ideas, and I will never live long enough to turn them all into books. I find, though, going on thirty years in this career, that there are many more days when I don’t feel like writing than days when I can’t wait to jump in. As a self-employed novelist, you can’t allow yourself to turn those off-days into days off any more than you’d call in sick to a day job every time you didn’t feel like going in—if you did that, you’d be fired. If you did it as a novelist, your productivity would spiral. So I force myself into the chair every morning, and I force myself to write my words every week. They may not be good words, and they may not stay, but I can fix everything later, when the story is told. The important part is to stick to a schedule and be accountable to myself and my publisher.

5) At least one of your books, Hello, It’s Me, was turned into a movie. But out of all your scores of titles, which one would you like most to see turned into a movie?

     I have a few books/series that are actively in play right now for television series, miniseries, or movies, so I’ll keep those to myself until I have news and continue to pray that they make it to the small screen. I’ve learned never to count on Hollywood after getting my hopes up many times early in my career. And then, of course, it paid off unexpectedly when HELLO IT’S ME went into production almost overnight after stalling for years. Ultimately, I think television is a natural for me because I have written so many trilogies and series—world building as opposed to a one-off feature. I do believe that my novels LIVE TO TELL and DEAD BEFORE DARK are self-contained enough to work very well as suspense films.

4) In several of your novels, such as Blue Moon, Bone White and Little Girl Lost, you’d set parts of your novels in historical time periods and had made a pretty good account of yourself. Have you ever had the urge to write an entire standalone or series in a purely historical setting such as Caleb Carr’s Alienist series?

     Absolutely. Always. I’m a history buff and I love nothing more than to lose myself in researching another era.

3) Plotter, pantser or plantser?

     Pantser, all the way!

2) If there’s one theme that unites many of your thrillers, it’s the relentless, almost circular nature of evil. As someone who enjoys a thankfully staid suburban lifestyle, where do you get the ideas for such a canon?

     Sheer terror. I’m a big chicken with a wild imagination. And of course, if you write about things, they can’t happen to you in real life, right?

1) So, what’s next for Wendy Corsi Staub?

     Work, work, and more work! Look, I use the words “grateful” and “gratitude” a lot with regard to my career, and I know that this career is never something to be taken for granted. I’ve been through a dizzying three decades of highs and lows—with many of the highs coming relatively early on, and some unexpected lows in recent years. But having been both an editor and a bookseller in the past, I’ve learned that the one thing that I, as an author, can control is my own performance. The minute I stop working so hard and sit back and think I’ve succeeded, the dominoes will start to topple.

     So I will continue to sit down every morning and write my novels. As I said, I have four coming out in the near future. Two are complete and have release dates as follows: PROSE AND CONS (Severn House, Lily Dale Mysteries Book 4, September in UK, December in US); THE OTHER FAMILY (William Morrow, Psychological Suspense, January). Two are under contract and these titles are tentative: THE STRANGER VANISHES (Severn House, Lily Dale Mysteries Book 5, 2022) and WINDFALL (William Morrow, Psychological Suspense, Pub Date late 2022 or early 2023).

     If you’re interested in learning more about Ms. Corsi Staub’s work, please make use of the handy links provided below:

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