Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Old School Halloween

     For years, I've been trying to knock out the sequel of GODS OF OUR FATHERS, entitled BLUE BLOOD. I might have posted this last year but, since the book takes place in the fall of 1857, there was a scene I'd written that takes place on Halloween. It was the result of much research that I'd done into how All Hallows Eve was celebrated in the mid 19th century. You'll see some things that remain familiar and have been preserved by posterity and other traditions that have been forgotten. It's narrated by the protagonist, Vesey Van Zant.

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(Liverpool Street, East Boston, October 31st 1857)

In Boston, Hallowe’en, or All Hallows Eve, is both a new and an ancient holiday. It was hardly observed in the New World except in heavily Gaelic neighborhoods until the Irish began fleeing in droves from the Potato Famine in the mid ‘40’s. Along with their families, meager possessions, tattered clothes and equally tattered dreams, they imported to our shores their traditions and Hallowe’en was one of them.

     Unlike Christmas and Thanksgiving, which are already entrenched Christian and American holidays, All Hallows Eve has roots in Ireland’s and Great Britain’s misty pagan past. Part mysticism, part heathen ritual, I suspect it had been jealously coopted by the Christian faiths in order to steal from Hallowe’en its pagan thunder. As it is a new holiday that has been almost entirely given over to small children to celebrate, I knew precious little about it until tonight at O’Riordan’s house on Liverpool Street in East Boston.

     My colleague’s home was an ambulatory tableaux straight out of Mr. Dickens’s “A Christmas Carol”, only with garish costumes, apples in a tub of water and large rutabagas carved out into humanoid faces and lit from within by candles or votives. It was quite a festive atmosphere considering O’Riordan, Mary and Jimmy made their domicile just two streets north of where poor Zeke had been shot in the head nearly a fortnight ago. Adding to the macabre nature of this nascent holiday was the fact we were joined by a convicted killer in the person of Barney McGinniskin and an unconvicted one in Nate Revere.

     Revere could not have been more of an imperfect man with whom to spend a holiday no matter how frivolous. He was here to potentially provide security should our charge get it into his devious head to try to flee but that seemed to be an unnecessary injunction. As fortune would have it, McGinniskin and Mary (Dunleavy) O’Riordan happened to be from neighboring villages in County Cork and well knew the traditions that make up this strange new holiday. In fact, Mary seemed perfectly taken by Barney’s charm as was little Jimmy, now a strapping lad of 10.

     Mary had by this time performed the divination ritual of her native Ireland, prayers to faeries or spirits pronounced ee shee or some such moniker. On the face of it, she appeared to be praying until O’Riordan, himself no novice to pagan rituals, informed me she was speaking Gaelic and invoking the spirits who could cross over to our realm as, according to the theory or superstition, the membrane betwixt ours and theirs was at its thinnest.

     Of course, McGinniskin completely understood this ritual, having been born not ten miles from Mary’s village, and in turn seemed utterly captivated by Brendan’s pregnant wife. The more somber celebration of Hallowe’en now out of the way, it was time for food, drink and games. O’Riordan had positioned a tub in the kitchen filled with ice cold well water and apples. Revere seemed completely bemused by the sight of his brother in arms, stepson and several of Jimmy’s friends submerging their faces into the frigid water to remove from the zinc wash basin the elusive apples with but their teeth.

     Brendan proved to be the only one adept at it and the boys had to settle for prosaically extracting apples with their hands. Water streamed in a rivulet from O’Riordan’s beard as he shook his soaked head like a dog just come in from the rain, the bright red fruit still caught in his gleaming white teeth.

     “Congratulations, O’Riordan,” Revere sourly said, “you and your outsized mouth just hit upon the most inefficient way possible to harvest apples. Cheers,” he concluded by raising his glass of Bushmill’s in a mock toast.

     “It can ‘ardly be said I ‘ave just hit upon it,” O’Riordan replied, drying his face with a towel. “Snap Apple Night’s roots go back at least a century or two.”

     He then looked out the window, perhaps a concession to any lingering superstitions he may have had about the food offerings left outside by Jimmy and Mary for the faeries. He grunted a chuckle as he withdrew from the window, perhaps on discovering the treats had been taken by costumed children a’guising.

Pottersville Digest: Halloween edition


     Mike who?

     OK, who's the smart ass?

    He's absolutely right. These neo Nazis have been trained to ignore the negation part because they know very well that's a semantic tactic used to establish plausible deniability. But that should in and of itself clue in these idiots that Trump's preemptively taking a step back from his inflammatory rhetoric if and when they act on it. They're too stupid to know Trump will leave them to twist in the wind. Like every one of the J6 defendants.

     How many people think it's the ultimate karma that this lunatic was given a Jewish judge?

    Shouldn't we wait for the sentencing hearings? Of course, let's not forget this is the same fucking moron who said just this past weekend that Orban was the leader of Turkey and couldn't distinguish Sioux City from Sioux Falls.

     Not included in this REPUBLICAN sex scandal: A drag queen.

     The fact that this snake oil salesman lied his way into a $174,000 a year job making him one of the most powerful people in the country, and that he's protected and propped up by a major political party, is a greasy black stain that'll never be scrubbed off our history.

     The way I see it, supporting Trump, after all the shit he's done and is now facing, is like trying to climb aboard the Titanic or the Hindenburg after they start going down.

     Typical Republican. He sets fire to a house then blames the homeowner for the arson.

     Halloween intermission.

     "I am a man who stands by his words." Yeah, on the unemployment line.

     Like Baretta said, "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time."

     And yet, you never hear these "Christians" utter a word when their religion is imposed on people of other faiths.

     Declaring oneself a Christina these days is nothing more or less than a cynical attempt at branding for personal gain. Full stop.

    Meanwhile, you're acting like a two year-old on a sugar rush.

    If a scumbag like Eric Trump was pouring concrete, he was burying someone.

    MAGA Man, the world's worst superhero. And finally...

     "The biggest crowds." Right. By election night, he'll be doing half-empty Ramada Inns.

Saturday, October 28, 2023

Pottersville Digest


     I've seen cults come and go. I was 19 when Jonestown went belly up in '78. I saw Heaven's Gate end in suicide. And, now, we're seeing QAnon. But this Trump cult, I have to say, is the most stubborn, pernicious one I've ever seen, beyond the reach of even truth, logic, facts, the best deprogrammers and pharmaceuticals.

     Oh, if Dunn gets elected to Congress, it'll completely finish off Trump. So, run, Harry, run!!!

    This shouldn't surprise anyone considering this is coming from the only "president" in US history who has sided with neo-Nazis and white supremacists.

     "When you’re in the minority, whether Democrat or Republican, it’s the only power you have to get the other group’s attention.” So, you are doing this just to get attention? Where was this fear of the tyranny of the majority when they had it and rammed through three manifestly unfit judges to be Supreme Court justices?

     Real profile in courage, that Kenny boy.

     What Trump is doing is the equivalent of someone shooting their own foot in the belief doing so will help them win a marathon.

     To all you right wing nut jobs who keep excusing Clarence Thomas' endless corruption, allow me to set you straight-
     If you take a $267,000 loan then not repay it, it ceases to be a loan & becomes taxable income at best, a bribe at worst.
     This was a bribe.
     Here endeth the lesson for the day.

     A judge fined Trump $10,000. But that's OK. He can pay it off with one of these phony bank notes.

     Sorry, I don't buy this tearfully remorseful version of Jenna Ellis considering her smiling mug shot and smirking as the charges were being read to her. She was only crying because she was forced to testify against a man in whose cause she still believes.

     The house fell on the Nazi witch. Now thank Phil Williams for exposing her.

     Meme intermission.

     Oh, please, keep this dear man talking. I live for the day when I can see him in an orange jumpsuit.

     Another reason to not let that psychopath anywhere near the WH.

     "Mr. Pratt also describes on the recording how Mr. Trump asked his wife, Melania, to strut around Mar-a-Lago in her bikini 'so all the other guys could get a look at what they were missing.'"
     Knowing his grandfather was a whoremonger in Alaska, this doesn't surprise me one bit.

     Just as I predicted at the close of my article two days ago. "And, while the GOP caucus was making a Broadway production of looking unified yesterday, I'd say it'll be a miracle if this newest clown lasts out the year because, at some point, he'll piss off someone in the caucus. After the last three weeks, it's inevitable." Sometimes, I hate being right. Sometimes, I love it.

     And this obscure turncoat's endorsement will move the needle... how much?

     Uh huh. And what did the pet tyrannosaurs eat during those 40 days and nights? Other animals? Noah's family? Enquiring minds want to know. And finally...

     Let's see. The three Fani Willis already has plus these six make... Oh, half the defendants and counting. Yeah, the fat man's going down.

Thursday, October 26, 2023

Who the Fuck is Mike Johnson?

(By American Zen's Mike Flannigan, on loan from Ari)
"Mr. Johnson’s quick ascent came when members of the conference were worn down and ready to accept someone whom they did not view as an obvious choice or the party’s natural leader in waiting. Instead, he cleared a lowered bar: They view him as someone sufficiently conservative and who they do not personally despise." - Annie Karni, the New York Times.
It all happened so quickly and resolved itself in a way that even all but a few House Republicans foresaw. After better than three weeks without a Speaker, three weeks of a ceaseless Republican clown show, it shook out like this:
     After introducing a motion to vacate, Matt Gaetz, the maestro of the aforementioned Republican shit show, cost Kevin McCarthy his job. Steve Scalise, the Majority Leader, got nominated, then was out a day later. Then Jim Jordan got the nod and, after a bellicose and mean-spirited intimidation campaign that actually involved a MOC's wife, after three votes that saw him get fewer and fewer votes, Jordan was out. Then it was Tom Emmer's turn in the dunk tank and he didn't even last a day.
     Enter Mike Johnson, the Bucky Dent of national politics, minus the soft, improbable home run that briefly brought glory and victory. Or more like Ed Armbrister, a guy who just got in the way in the right place at the right time.
 
    Before anyone knew what was happening, we had a House Speaker. It was like John Cleese's Sir Lancelot, eternally at the same distance, sword in hand, madly running toward the castle, then suddenly he's on top of us, hacking away with gleeful abandon.
     Mike Johnson? Who the fuck was he? Even political pundits like yours truly began Googling his name, looking up his voting record. Whoever this bird was, he was certainly hitting below the Mendoza Line. Prior to yesterday's vote, Johnson was just another of nine candidates, including the aforementioned Tom Emmer, the Minnesota Republican who had to temerity to vote to certify the 2020 Electoral College results and, most unforgivably, voted in favor of LGBTQ rights. For a few days, it looked like a MAGA version of an Agatha Christie novel. And then there were eight, seven...
    Then, bloated with hubris and arrogance and pretending very convincingly that over the last three weeks they did not make our government the laughingstock of the world and showing it the chaotic dysfunction formerly peculiar only to banana republics, House Republicans bunched up behind their newly-anointed Speaker for their first post-election press conference.
     ABC's Rachel Scott asked Johnson about his vote to overturn the 2020 election results. She was met with laughter, shouting and Virginia Foxx, who literally is older than dirt, yelling at her to "shut up". Foxx, it ought to be mentioned, is the chair of the House Education and Workforce Committee. Of late, she is best-known for shaking her bony little fist at reporters and screaming at them to get away from Members Only elevators.

The Accidental Speaker
 
Occasionally, politicians, especially nonentities like Johnson, hit the lottery and with minimal effort. The supreme exemplar of this is Gerald Ford, the only man to ever ascend to the vice presidency then the presidency without being elected to either position. And then there are guys like Mike Johnson.
     Johnson obviously was the last man standing in the GOP's War of attrition on itself. He is, as Annie Karni tartly observed in the NY Times, "(S)omeone sufficiently conservative and who they do not personally despise." (In other words, to paraphrase Harvey Dent, someone who hasn't hung around long enough to see himself become the villain.) 
     Plus, he was endorsed by Trump! Just like Jim Jordan was. Of course, Trump's tiny-handed fist-pumping of Johnson has a little to do with Johnson voting to decertify the election results in 2021 and even more to do with the incalculable damage he can do as House Speaker on January 6, 2025. I'm sure Trump's already got his cell phone number on speed dial, already planning on giving him the Mike Pence treatment no matter how hard Biden kicks his fat, pasty ass.
     So, again, who the fuck is Mike Johnson?
    Well, on top of voting to decertify the results of a free and fair election, the meddling of which made Trump an indicted conspirator in Georgia, Johnson signed his name to an amicus brief to the ridiculous lawsuit filed by impeached Texas AG Ken Paxton, who went to the Supreme Court in a comically Quixotic attempt to overturn the results of the election in four states, none of which being Texas.
     Of late, he's also vowed to cut off funding for Ukraine, turn on the money spigots for Israel and has been a reliably right wing voice in opposition to abortion and LGBT rights. He co-hosts a podcast with his wife that frequently pissed and moaned about Trump's two impeachments and probably his four indictments.
     In short, Johnson promises to be nothing more or less than a cock puppet of Donald Trump, who is himself a cock puppet of Vladimir Putin. Yes, the 56th Speaker in US history is also the first one to hold the gavel who's an insurrectionist. He'll be the first one to see to the interests of not one dictator but at least two.
     He was simply the relatively fresh barfly sitting by himself at last call, the enemy plane who flew just far enough beneath the radar to slip in. It'll be interesting to see how nicely he plays with Mitch McConnell but I wouldn't give him much chance of succeeding on that front. And, while the GOP caucus was making a Broadway production of looking unified yesterday, I'd say it'll be a miracle if this newest clown lasts out the year because, at some point, he'll piss off someone in the caucus. After the last three weeks, it's inevitable.

Monday, October 23, 2023

The Cruelty is the Point, Redux

     Because, fucking A, this is exactly what Jesus would've wanted.

     We've always been hostile to the poor and justify that prejudice by claiming that poor people choose to live in poverty, which most of us do not. We show our contempt to the poor by slapping them with fees, surcharges, penalties, reconnection fees and so forth as if the added burden will make it easier for us to pay up. Rich people don't have to worry about this shit.
     We successfully criminalized indigence so that now it's a thriving multibillion dollar a year industry. Poor people are the reason why collection agencies and repo men exist, why payday lenders exist, why debtor's prisons exist. If you stumble once, people will do their damnedest to ensure you stay down. That's the point.
     When my fiancee, Barbara, died four weeks ago, and even for months before that, they made me insolvent by taking away her Social Security checks because, of course, a multi million dollar nursing home needed it more than us. They left me unable to pay my rent and now I'm looking at imminent eviction. The rules are simple- If you can't keep up with the other rats in the rat race, you get thrown to the wayside.
     And they did it with such casual sadism. Every day, I cry because I miss her so much. Every day I've lived these past four weeks is like the day I got the horrible news. It's like Groundhog Day, only without the laughs.
     Oh, and yesterday, I got a letter from the food stamp people expressing their sincere condolences on Barbara's passing right before telling me they were taking most of my SNAP benefits. The subtractions. They never end.
     And people wonder why I say I no longer want to live.

Friday, October 20, 2023

Gone With the Wind

     Say what you want about her but the old girl has a few surprises left in her yet.
     Yesterday, it was announced that Sidney Powell had agreed to plead guilty to six misdemeanor counts and to receive a sweetheart deal in exchange for future testimony related to Fani Willis' prosecution of Donald Trump and 18 co-defendants. In exchange, she gets to avoid jail time and felony convictions, must be on probation for six years, pay a $6000 fine and write a letter of apology to the citizens of Georgia.
     To get a sweetheart deal like that, Powell must have some juicy shit on Trump. Prosecutors at the county, state and federal level don't proffer let alone agree to deals like that unless they know they're going to get something in return.
     The news that Powell, one of the most untruthful of the True Believers, would flip on Trump sent shock waves throughout MAGAdonia. It wasn't as if they didn't suspect that she'd flip. Trump's army of rat fuckers, true to form, were already laying the groundwork to throw Powell under the bus. It was how soon she'd agreed to flip that sent them into a state of panic.
     Powell, of course, had been behind the genteel breakin of the elections office in Coffee County, a county that Trump took by 73%. She'd sent operatives to access voting machines, operatives who then looked at the proprietary data from that office under the watchful eye of the former Coffee County GOP chair.
     Let's keep one thing in mind- Sidney Powell is crazier than a shithouse rat after smoking a pound of crystal meth. She went on Maria Bartiromo's show on Fox and listed among her "sources" a woman who claimed to get her "facts" from the wind, astral projection and time travel. She also claimed Hugo Chavez, the Venezuelan strongman who'd died over a decade ago, somehow engineered a plot with Dominion to keep Republicans from winning elections was responsible for Trump losing in 2020.
     But Powell has enough survival instincts to know who her friends are and aren't. And she's not so old or senile or crazy to not know that she has no friends in Trumpworld. She knows they were sharpening their knives in preparation for her testimony. Look for Trump to start throwing verbal grenades in her direction from Truth Social, which could be construed as witness intimidation.
     And the other 17 co-defendants will be watching and listening.

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Weird Scenes Inside the Guano Mine, Day Two

     What was it Einstein said about doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results?


 

Monday, October 16, 2023

Pottersville Digest: Super Expanded edition


    A divorce is always sad, even if it's amicable as this one seems to be. But, my God, could she possibly look more like trailer park trash?
     I could watch this literally all day.
     How's he gonna ruin them, max out their credit cards?
    It's a major failing in this country when a multimillionaire is expected to hand over everything they've earned over several decades to a health care conglomerate.
    I find it difficult to believe that even an idiot like Lindell could blow $100,000,000 in three years. Right wing scumbags like him always move their money to LLCs or to other people so the courts and litigants can't touch it. Look at Alex Jones and the Sacklers. I'm telling you, he moved what he had left.
     217 chimps flinging their feces couldn't have made this a bigger clusterfuck than the GOP.
   "We want to govern on important issues in this country regarding our national debt, regarding immigration, regarding our children's education. Lots of republicans have lots of good ideas..."
     I'd love to know where Christie is getting all this from. Because when they're not mud wrestling with each other over the Speakership, all they've done thus far is hold dysfunctional impeachment inquires against Biden and going after Hunter's laptop.

    Since the GOP has proven it can't govern a pile of shit, much less half of Congress, it's become screamingly obvious that the only way to reopen the House is to elect Hakeem Jeffries as the next Speaker. He has more votes than anyone (212) & all that's needed is five GOP votes. It's obviously the fastest path to reopening the House. It's that simple.
     Tell me again about how Toni Morrison is the bad guy here.
     God help us, one and all. Are they really going to make me pine for Newt Gingrich?
     Help Make Bonnie's Final Dreams Come True.
    "I never heard of such a thing even when I parted the Red Sea and led my people to the Promised Land!"
     Elect Jeffries Speaker. There's your compromise. Take it or leave it. Or show us a more direct path to reopening the House.
     Your Brad and Karen o' the day,.
     You have to wonder when these insurance companies are going to stop insuring these municipalities.
     Cartoon intermission.


     Quote o' the day:
     "Never have so many people quarreled so hard about a choice so meaningless. Picking out of the lineup of MAGA jackasses (for Speaker) is like trying to figure out which cat turd in the litterbox I like best." -Amanda Marcotte.

     "In addition, when a man shakes a woman's hand in the same pulling-toward-their-torso fashion, it's not only indicative of narcissism & manipulative personality, but it also has an extremely high correlation w/ misogyny, objectification, & tendency toward physical abuse." -Dr. Jack Brown.
     "I don’t think they play fair.” What? Donald Trump, not playing fair? What're the odds?
     Nobel Prize-winning poet Louise Glück has just passed away. Damn, and I was reading about her on the internet just a week or two ago. RIP, Louise.
     Forget about the insurrection for a moment. His complete disregard for classified materials alone renders him, or should render him, unfit for the job and he ought to be barred from running again. Full stop.
     "They are terrorists like the leaders of Hamas. They are despots like Vladimir Putin. They are men like Donald Trump, who has never gone without a meal or lacked the social lubricant of money his entire life, and yet has convinced millions he is the answer to all our problems."
     One young man was brutally murdered, another was maimed and nearly lost his life. A young girl was traumatized, possibly for life. Am I a heartless prick for seeing a novel in this?
     You know what would be a delicious irony? If we did accept Gazan refugees into, say, California, and then Gavin Newsom sends them all to Florida.
     RIP Suzanne Somers, aka Crissy on Three's Company. Her 77th birthday would've been today.

    Then what happens if and when we have to go to war with China over Taiwan? Because if they attack Taiwan, according to international law, we'll have to defend them.
     Just watch- Within 24-48 hours, he'll be ragging on Bibi for Jewish space lasers.
     He might as well have left it in cash on her nightstand.
 
     What a great-looking guy. Yeah, I'd want to rent a unit from him.
     An eight minute-long supercut of the craziest moments from the GOP and right wing just in the past week. And finally...

     I still remember the flaming shit storm that resulted from the revelation that Hillary Clinton was coached by CNN when they slipped her debate questions through the DNC's Donna Brazille.
     But this is on a whole 'nuther level entirely because it involves not one candidate but half the Legislative branch. And it's not even getting half the press the Hillary scandal did.

Friday, October 13, 2023

Help Make Bonnie's Final Dreams Come True

     Bonnie (far right) and I go all the way back to 1980. We first met at a rooming house in Hudson, MA called the Hudson House. From the first moment I met her, I was sweet on her but too shy to make my feelings known to her. She was 20 and I was just 21 when we met.
    Then I joined the Navy and didn't see Bonnie again until about a decade later. Then I wouldn't see her again for another 10-11 years, at a memorial service for an old friend of ours from the Hudson House days.
     Last April, I had a heart attack and, at its onset, I was contacted out of the blue by my dear friend, Christine Lyden from York, UK. She asked how I was doing. I said I thought I was having a heart attack and she strenuously told me to call an ambulance. I later asked her why she contacted me then and she said, "I had a feeling."
      Last month, I guess it was my turn for a premonition so I looked for Bonnie and found her on Facebook. Eventually, we began communicating again and she told me about her possible ALS diagnosis. So we began making plans to meet up at a local Amvets. The day we were to meet was the day I learned about my fiancee Barbara's death.
      Plainly, I wasn't in the mood to party but a promise is a promise. I felt very strongly that Bonnie and I needed to see each other after that 21 year-long absence. Five days later, the ALS diagnosis was confirmed.
      Her daughter Alicia set up a GoFundMe for her mother to fund her bucket list. I wouldn't be much of a friend if I didn't share the link so here it is. However many or few adventures it funds, I still intend on helping her assemble and publish a book of her poetry on Amazon.
 
      I never talk about my past, especially that far back into it, but we all have them. And Bonnie was a precious part of it, as well as my present.
      So if anyone could contribute to her fund, we'd both deeply appreciate it.

Thursday, October 12, 2023

Donald Trump Admires the Worst of the Worst

 
     Now, let's get one thing straight- I'm no fan of Israel's government. Since Israel's inception in 1948, they've visited untold misery on the people of Palestine. They've committed countless war crimes against the Palestinian people for decades in violation of virtually every international treaty on the books.
     I could write a post saying essentially that the chickens have come home to roost. But I won't. The people who were killed on Saturday at the hands of Hamas terrorists and in the days ahead, 1000 at last count, were innocents. Male noncombatants, women, children. Babies.
     Innocents. No long-delayed justice or vengeance can be justified by slaughtering innocents. I believe these terrorists need to be hunted down by the IDF and exterminated and fuck their rights. No International Criminal Court. No due process. Just take 'em out.
     Unfortunately, they seem to have an unlikely ally: Donald Trump.
     Yes, the man who never met a dictator he didn't want to immediately fellate actually went on a stage to insult Bibi Netanyahu and praise Hezbollah for being "very smart" for getting under Israel's famed Iron Dome and killing hundreds of Israelis, 260 at a music festival (an eerie reprise of the Las Vegas shooting in 2017).
     Yes, the presumptive nominee of a major political party, the same guy who wanted to negotiate with Taliban terrorists at Camp David, openly praised a terrorist organization.
     I'm sure Republicans would've had plenty to say about that if they weren't busy fucking rats and throwing their own fecal matter against the walls in their latest shit show of a Speakership election. I'm sure they'll get around to it.
     But to any head of state of a democratic nation, they should be very concerned. Because the very basic concept of terrorism, especially a religious-based ideology that employs violence and mass murder, is completely antithetical to the idea of a functioning democracy.
     But Donald Trump has proved time and again that he's no fan of democracy except when he wants to playact at being a statesman when there are cameras nearby.

Wednesday, October 11, 2023

Pottersville Digest

(I just put this pic up on Twitter and it went viral. Predictably, the right wingers are losing their shit. My work there is done.)

And, to think, these psychopaths have nearly unlimited power over the lives of innocent human beings.


     I remember a right wing news site about 11 years ago had a filter that changed certain words, especially euphemisms. So when one sports article featuring the sprinter Tyson Gay appeared, the algorithm printed his name as Tyson Homosexual. Apparently, we haven't crawled away from the gay hysteria by one inch.

     "All units be advised, there's a BOLO on one Fudd, Elmer. He's considered armed and dangerous and has an unnatural obsession with abortion and a certain rabbit."
    At this point, I wouldn't trust the GOP to govern a pile of dog shit. And Tuesday will be the beginning of yet another Republican-orchestrated shit show.
     Great OPPORTUNITY? The death toll stands at over 1000.
     "I completely condemn that guy and everything he stands for. I would never in a million years meet with that guy.”
     And yet, there you were, in the same building at the same time. My, my, the Devil works in mysterious ways, does he not?

    Why do we need crappy shows like this when we already have Congress? I mean, seriously, we can get this on C-Span.
     Typical Nazi.
    I wouldn't be surprised if this right wing asshole has already killed someone.
     Meme intermission.

     Every time I look at Ronna McDaniel's head, I think of steak sauce.
     Everybody has their own thing.” Wow. Straight out of Trump's "very fine people" playbook.
     George Santos (@RepSantosNY03): “This never happened to me when I was in the Knesset.”
     This MAGA wingnuttery is brought to you by the letter A and Nathaniel Hawthorne."
     Well, thank goodness Biden hasn't gotten us into WWII, yet. Trump may yet prevent the Holocaust.
     That's right, Toby. Keep a civil tongue on that jackboot.
    Someone should remind these cosplaying douchebags what happened to the SA, or the original brown shirts, in 1934.
     I smell leprechaun flop sweat. And finally...

     It'll be hard to do whistle stops if the only whistle he hears is the one announcing lunch at the prison mess hall.

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  • #78: Nattering Nabobs of Negativism edition.
  • #77: ...And Justice For Once edition.
  • #76: Reading Tea Leaves/Labor Day edition.
  • #75: Diamond Jubilee/Inaugural Edition
  • #74: Dropping the Crystal Ball Edition
  • #73: The Twelve Assclowns of Christmas Edition
  • #72: Trick or Treat Election Day Edition
  • #71: Grand Theft Autocrats Edition
  • #70: Soulless Corporations and the Politicians Who Love Them Edition
  • Empire Of The Senseless.
  • Christwire.org: Conservative Values for an Unsaved World.
  • Esquire's Charles Pierce.
  • Brilliant @ Breakfast.
  • The Burning Platform.
  • The Rant.
  • Mock, Paper, Scissors.
  • James Petras.
  • Towle Road.
  • Avedon's Sideshow (the new site).
  • At Largely, Larisa Alexandrovna's place.
  • The Daily Howler.
  • The DCist.
  • Greg Palast.
  • Jon Swift. RIP, Al.
  • God is For Suckers.
  • The Rude Pundit.
  • Driftglass.
  • Newshounds.
  • William Grigg, a great find.
  • Brad Blog.
  • Down With Tyranny!, Howie Klein's blog.
  • Wayne's World. Party time! Excellent!
  • Busted Knuckles, aka Ornery Bastard.
  • Mills River Progressive.
  • Right Wing Watch.
  • Earthbond Misfit.
  • Anosognosia.
  • Echidne of the Snakes.
  • They Gave Us a Republic.
  • The Gawker.
  • Outtake Online, Emmy-winner Charlotte Robinson's site.
  • Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo
  • No More Mr. Nice Blog.
  • Head On Radio Network, Bob Kincaid.
  • Spocko's Brain.
  • Pandagon.
  • Slackivist.
  • WTF Is It Now?
  • No Blood For Hubris.
  • Lydia Cornell, a very smart and accomplished lady.
  • Roger Ailes (the good one.)
  • BlondeSense.
  • The Smirking Chimp.
  • Hammer of the Blogs.
  • Vast Left Wing Conspiracy.
  • Argville.
  • Existentialist Cowboy.
  • The Progressive.
  • The Nation.
  • Mother Jones.
  • Vanity Fair.
  • Salon.com.
  • Citizens For Legitimate Government.
  • News Finder.
  • Indy Media Center.
  • Lexis News.
  • Military Religious Freedom.
  • McClatchy Newspapers.
  • The New Yorker.
  • Bloggingheads TV, political vlogging.
  • Find Articles.com, the next-best thing to Nexis.
  • Altweeklies, for the news you won't get just anywhere.
  • The Smirking Chimp
  • Don Emmerich's Peace Blog
  • Wikileaks.
  • The Peoples' Voice.
  • Dictionary.com.
  • CIA World Fact Book.
  • IP address locator.
  • Tom Tomorrow's hilarious strip.
  • Babelfish, an instant, online translator. I love to translate Ann Coulter's site into German.
  • Newsmeat: Find out who's donating to whom.
  • Wikipedia.
  • Uncyclopedia.
  • anysoldier.com
  • Icasualties
  • Free Press
  • YouTube
  • The Bone Bridge.
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