Pottersville Digest

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     "Moe, Larry, cheese! Woo woo woo woo woo woo!"

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     The Dark Side of Paul Blart, Mall Cop.

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     It seems Trump was even more of a control freak than we thought. Or maybe he wanted to know what it felt like like to be explored up the Hershey Highway.

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     Oh, you just know this kid is white.

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     If you're willing to imperil your life, your family's lives, job and career over such a common sense mandate, then, I'm sorry, but you belong to a death cult.

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     We really are a weird country. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

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     "Speaking on a show hosted by someone named CatTurd, Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R) revealed Wednesday..."

     That's really all you need to know about the rest of the article...

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     "Paul Nicholas Miller, a 30-year-old white supremacist, was sentenced to 41 months in prison for multiple firearms offenses this week. According to reports, he 'sobbed' during his sentencing."

     OK, remind me who the snowflakes are, again?

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     News flash: Allen Weisselberg kept two sets of ledgers. Why, I'm... just shocked.

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     Someone called our Republican governor "an agent of the Chinese Communist Party."

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    And so it started in 1933 Germany...

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    “On the evening of September 26 in Las Vegas, Nevada, I attended a dinner to support a charity and spend time with wonderful friends. He repeatedly touched me inappropriately, said vile and disgusting things to me, stalked me, and made me feel violated and fearful.”

     And yet, these idiots will continue to support the guy who'd hired him and stood by him.

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    OK, why was this asshole allowed to walk out of court and remain within arm's reach of his six kids? Oh, I forgot: #whiteprivilege.

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    Rule of thumb: If you're pissing off Republicans, you're doing something right.

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     Florida Man: The world's greatest superhero.

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     As of tomorrow, unless something breaks, the debt ceiling will not be raised, we'll be in default of our loans and the infrastructure bill, President's Biden's signature domestic legislation will not pass. Essentially, Republicans like McConnell, Manchin and Sinema are slowly pushing us off the edge of a cliff. And finally...

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    Anti-vax losers lose again, because that's what losers do.