Tuesday, November 30, 2021

Pottersville Digest

(Don't let a good crisis spoil your fun.)

     Oh, you want us to keep you clued in. Oxford High? How about three dead bodies and eight wounded? You might want to look into that.

    "A New York man facing 10 charges related to his participation in the riot at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 has been found mentally competent." This falls into the "pleasant surprise" category.

    Meanwhile, elsewhere in Michigan.

   They're stupid, they're lazy and they're mostly insane. So why are we letting these idiots take control of the levers of power?

   Elect children, expect a food fight.

    The right wing mantra: "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

    Donald Trump on the Lolita Express? That's a shock.

     I know Thanksgiving is long over but I'm still grateful that for the first time in four years, we'll have normal Christmases and decorations again instead of Melania's Hansel and Gretel, Grimm's Fairy Tale, Eastern European bullshit.


    This is not a good look for Chris Cuomo. The media are supposed to be impartial but not, apparently, when your brother's the governor of New York. 
     Because, as everyone knows, you can take it with you.
    Lordie, there's another tape.
    We forced Jack Dorsey to resign from Twitter. Hopefully, Zuckerberg will be the next.
    Walmart made $314,000,000 between just 2016 and 2018 with 1.4 million bullshit demands for "civil recovery" (which is legal in Alabama), yet they refuse to pony up the $2.1 million judgment to the woman they'd slandered.

    "The gap between hourly wages and the cost of food means many grocery workers often face the daily experience of being around food they can’t afford." (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC) And finally...

    With the mountain of evidence that's been piling up since last year, it is still a daily wonder that Trump isn't in prison, yet, or at least facing criminal charges. This story makes me wonder even more why he hasn't been charged under the Sedition Act (or why not a single rioter has).

Monday, November 29, 2021

Pottersville Digest

(Don't let the door hit your sore ass on the way out.)

     I'm no fan of Mark Esper but I have to wonder what the DoD is trying to hide here.
     Swamp Belatedly Drained. Film @ 11.
     Let's hope they get the sex-trafficking bastards that did this to these poor girls.
     "Civics? We don't need no stinkin' Civics!"
     Guy who betrayed his own government once played Judas. You just can't make this shit up.

     The Ghost of Xmas past VS Xmas present.

    This is how Republican Nazi scum are planning on stealing future elections they know they can't legitimately win.
     Note this asshole never once came close to admitting that he was conned into a cult by a bloated orange grifter. It's as if he's saying, "I'll follow along for five more predictions, tops. No more than 10. 12, max."
     I've been saying since the riot that the thing that'll save democracy is not the diligence of the DoJ but the stupidity of people like Gina.
     This is coming from someone who never once wore a mask during a presser.
     The most glaring difference between Rittenhouse and Kizer is that Rittenhouse claimed self defense in a dangerous situation he'd created. Kizer was forced into her own hazardous situation.
     Proof that even white privilege has a shelf life.
     Remind me who the snowflakes are, again?
     Apparently, the Scopes Monkey Trial never really ended in Tennessee.
     "The (WSJ) editorial excoriated Biden for running on the promise of dealing more effectively with the crisis than Trump did and now it turns out that people died in great numbers anyway.
     This is an old Republican trick. They leave the country in shambles when they are voted out of office, obstruct the Democrats every step of the way when they try to fix it and then blame them for failing to fulfill their promises. And they're doing it again." -Digby.
     Like Rahm Emanuel once famously said, "Never let a good crisis go to waste." And finally...

     "Twitter shares rose 5% to $49.47 in morning trading after the announcement."
     You gotta love the juxtaposition there.

Sunday, November 28, 2021

Pottersville Digest


     It's called "Omicron". Yes, the COVID variants are now so multitudinous, we're already up to the letter O. We wouldn't have so many if Trump had done his job. When he's frog-marched off to federal prison, Congress should make it a PPV event. It'll pay off the national debt that Trump racked up while he was "president."
     All those companies were hoping to make a killing today. And it almost came true... literally.
    This is what happens when you try to appease Nazis. They WILL inevitably betray and eat their own.
   While Americans are struggling to make ends meet, Republicans are busy griping about Vice President Harris buying cookware with her own money instead of, you know, helping Americans make ends meet.
     Laura Jedeed may be onto something here. And, as you can see from her title, she doesn't mince words.

     Yes, they're this stupid. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

     In mob parlance, they call this "the kiss of death."
    The Lincoln Project's time has officially come and gone. What happened is what inevitably happens when you give a bunch of Republicans over $100,000,000.
     I've heard of right wing voters continually voting against their interests but when Democrats do the opposite and NOT vote, they're also acting against their own interests. (Another tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

     When you act like a clown, expect laughter.
    Right now, Ronnie Jackson's medical credibility is somewhere between Dr. Oz and The Simpsons' Dr. Nick.
    The CIA finally gave specifics on what it was like to brief Trump. It sounds exactly like an account of responsible adults trying to feed strained carrots to a 12 month-old. And finally...

    Shorter Roger Stone: How dare they continue coming after us when we repeatedly break the law?

Saturday, November 27, 2021

Who Went Nazi?

  (By American Zen's Mike Flannigan, on loan from Ari.)
It's not often that magazine articles or internet articles stand the test of time for even eight years, let alone 80. Yet, lately, I've been seeing on the Intertubz an occasional reference to Dorothy Thompson's landmark article, "Who Goes Nazi?", in the pages of Harper's that had first made its appearance in August of 1941. That was, of course, just a few months before Pearl Harbor yet nearly two years after Hitler invaded Poland. Nazism had already began casting its baleful pall over the planet and was well known and understood by a handful of journalists.
    Thompson, obviously, was one of them. In fact, during an instantly infamous rally at Madison Square Garden on February 20, 1939, Thompson was famously ejected from it (although allowed to return). The rally was infamous because it managed to gather 22,000 American Bund under one roof, bizarrely with a giant full-length portrait of George Washington behind the stage, with the full protection of the NYPD. And five years before that, Thompson was expelled from Nazi Germany.
    It's difficult, if not outright impossible, to imagine any of today's female, or even male. print journalists having half the balls of Dorothy Thompson, a woman who would've given even Helen Thomas a run for her money. She was the first woman to lead a news bureau and inspired the character played by Katherine Hepburn in 1942's, Woman of the Year.
     So, Thompson was obviously a huge foe of Nazism and fascism and, even more vexing to the Nazis of the era, was widely listened to during her heyday and was considered as influential as Eleanor Roosevelt. All things considered, it's amazing the lady survived WW II. And if one were to read or reread her article from 1941, one would recognize certain types that one seems to see in greater abundance today.
     But Thompson had already used the motif of a fictional cocktail party in which she, as the invisible guest, could coolly appraise at a distance. I will use no such setting and will focus, instead, on existing members of Congress during a fictional Congressional Committee hearing. Parallels will be drawn from time to time between these members of Congress, specifically the Sedition Caucus and actual historical Nazi figures.
     Ergo, if you support the Republican Party even now, nearly a year after Trump was expelled from office by the American voter, you might want to stop reading right here. When I got into this game nearly a century or two ago, I did so with the mutual understanding that I would not be here or anywhere to expand anyone's comfort zone.

The Hearing
It's January 6, 2023. According to the zeitgeist of over a year before, the Republicans have taken over the House and Senate. As usual, in the first midterm election of a new administration, the American voter decides to hobble the agenda of the new president rhey'd just elected by giving him a majority of foes in the legislative branch with which to contend in which the "loyal but principled opposition", in this case, the crypto Nazis still posing as Republicans in a functional democracy, vow to stand in the way of any progress regardless of how popular certain policy proposals are with the American voter who put them in the catbird seat.
    The January 6th Committee, incredibly, hasn't been disbanded. Or rather, it would be incredible until one saw the radically-changed agenda of the Republicans now controlling it. Adam Kinzinger is out, since he'd decided in October 2021 not to run for re-election. Liz Cheney was shoved off naked and shivering on an ice floe in Antarctica after losing her House seat.
   Marjorie Taylor-Greene is now the chairwoman of the committee, having been given back her committee assignments by now former Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy. McCarthy had been reduced to eunuch status, figuratively and literally standing on the edges of power, his hands crossed over his groin. Greene makes the new January 6 Committee hearings newsworthy by occasionally patting a sealed jar containing McCarthy's testicles.
     As she promised in late 2021, Greene had promised McCarthy would not have the votes to be House Speaker, a position famously coveted by the former Minority Leader who could not even hold on to his role as the House leader of what used to be his own party. No longer Minority or Majority Leader, a post now held by Matt Gaetz, with Jim Jordan the Majority Whip, it is a cryptofascist dream come true.
   As the zeitgeist had also predicted, Greene had won reelection in Georgia-14 because the vast majority of her voters hurl themselves into mud pits to show their Dixie bona fides and the more hirsuite of her constituents shave the number "3" on their backs. (Some of the more creative ones tattoo on their bodies "6MWE"- Six Million Wasn't Enough.). The same had also applied to Gaetz, Jordan, Louie Gohmert, Boebert and virtually all of the Sedition Caucus.
     The Committee hearing is gavled to disorder by Chairwoman Taylor-Greene. And the true agenda of the January 6 Committee in this new 118th Congress is finally revealed. Because, on this, the second anniversary of the Capitol riots that eventually ended up leaving nine dead, over half of them police officers who'd mostly committed suicide, the committee is now investigating the original investigators of the original 1/6 Committee.

The Notorious MTG
 
As Chairwoman of the 1/6 Committee, as well as Chairwoman of the powerful Ways and Means Committee and Chairwoman of the nearly as powerful Oversight and Ethics Committee, Greene is now a force to be reckoned with. That particular force was merely implied during the 117th Congress when she started kicking McCarthy in the nuts and he grinned and bore it, still naively believing he could count on the Sedition Caucus to lift him to the Speaker's podium.
     Greene is an odd duck. It would be easy to dismiss her as a power-mad lunatic but Greene does not seek power in the conventional political way because Greene is not interested in convention. She's more like a bomb-throwing anarchist who doesn't care about the wreckage she creates or what or whom she destroys, as long as she gets heard after the dust settles.
    Marjorie Taylor-Greene is motivated, instead, by an incoherent, teeth-baring rage or anyone that even has a whiff of anything to the left of outright Nazism. She is what is ominously referred to as a "true believer" because she believed in conspiracy theories regarding Jews and, by this time next year, will stop referring to them as "global elites" and will call them out by their religion.
     This is why she is the one people should be looking out for. She doxes people within her own party and stands back and gleefully watches the death threats pile up. Like Trump, she is the ultimate coward and allows others to tribally commit her evil deeds, like Adolph Eichmann. the desk murderer.

Matt Gaetz
 
Matt Gaetz slides into the Majority Leader's office once occupied by Kevin McCarthy on a tidal wave of styling gel and pure, unadulterated sleaze. The federal sex trafficking investigation into Gaetz suddenly disappeared when it seemed he would be the new House Majority Leader. For much of his third term, Gaetx always seemed to have one foot out the door. He'd teased speculation that he'd leave Congress before 2022, that he'd go to work for Newsmax until they declared they'd never offered him a job and had no intention to
     No one obsessed with clinging to power would even think of resigning from the sweetest gig they'd ever gotten and in so blithe a manner. Gaetz is like Hermann Goering, a man who was obviously ruled by his gross appetites (He weighed 360 pounds at the time of his capture). Gaetz is an attention whore like Greene and Boebert, enamored, as was Goering, of the pomp and circumstance and all the privileges and trappings of federal office. He lives for the attention of the office, not the refined power it gives him and he is a slave to his own appetites.

Lauren Boebert
 
Lauren Boebert would've been perfectly at home at Ravensbrück, the notorious concentration camp for women. Hell, she would've been at home in any of them, including Auschwitz II (the death camp) or Bergen Belsen. As with Irma Grese and Ilsa Koch, advancement in any death or training camp was largely if not entirely dependent on the degree of sadism dished out to the oppressed victims and Bobo has that in spades.
     Like Greene and Gaetz, Boebert has no legitimate political ambitions and, lile Jim Jordan, relishes more the megaphone public office gives her. She is solely on the 1/6 Committee to scream about Ihlan Omar and AOC. She infamously cleans her Glock during Committee hearings, not so patiently awaiting her turn to speak before she immediately begins shrieking incoherently about Socialists and jihadists within the Squad.
     She is another bomb-throwing attention whore but, unlike most, has the guns to back up her bullshit. She'd stated in 2021 that she'd attack random people if she wasn't being talked about on social media.

Kevin McCarthy
If he was around 80 years ago, Kevin McCarthy, rejected by the Republican steering committee from landing a seat on the 1/6 committee, or any other, he would've dutifully make regular treks to the Eagle's Nest or Hitler's house at the Berghof. He's one of those fawning, deferentially-tilting functionaries who desires greater power than they can meaningfully wield. He wants to be a good Nazi but he doesn't come close to achieving that ideal and in the 117th Congress, when he was demoted from majority to Minority Leader, his go along to get along style of management just made hm countless enemies on both the left side of the aisle and the Nazi Republicans.
     Kevin McCarthy is a marginally-animated bowl of grits minus the bowl. He will kiss any ring (or ass) as long as it promises to get him an endorsement from even a famously unstable "genius" like Trump. Like the aforementioned bomb-throwing attention whores, McCarthy craves attention like a baby relegated to the kiddie table on Thanksgiving. But unlike them, he has ravenous political ambitions necessary for the perfect toadie and, moreover, he wants power the traditional way and wants nothing to change in the power structure. People like Greene, Gaetz and Boebert want to break off the levers of power and anally rape their political enemies with them.
     He timidly knocks on hearing room doors during committee hearings begging to be let in and is not so gently guided away by the House Sergeant at Arms, Bernie Kerik.

The View From Mordor
How can all these things, and much more, happen in the United States House of Representatives? Aren't there rules put in place that prevent these things from happening? Are there not safeguards put in place to keep Greene from referring criminal charges against Bennie Thompson, her predecessor, to Attorney General Rudy Giuliani? 
    Well, there used to be. But many things had changed since the 118th Congress took over three days ago. But now there's an Electoral Integrity Select Committee and the resurrection of HUAC, or the House UnAmerican Activities Committee. Many exciting things are happening and not "exciting" in any positive way but "exciting" in a Chinese imprecation kind of way.
     And these committees and initiatives have been put in place largely through a Republican majority but they wouldn't've have even come up for a vote were it not for the Speaker of the House, a lazy man's idea of what Adolph Hitler should've been.
     I'm speaking, of course, of Speaker Donald Trump, who handily took full advantage of a loophole that desperately needs to be closed that states the Speaker of the House doesn't even need to be an elected member of Congress.

Friday, November 26, 2021

Pottersville Digest

 (Sadly, Bobo's only available for birthday parties on April 20th.)

     These are exactly the kind of people we need to keep locked up for long as the law allows. (Bonus observation: This chat openly threatening "blood on the streets" was conducted on Xmas Day last year.)
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     I'm heartbroken that this stupid, needless incident happened in western MA. I used to live there over 30 years ago. It was such a nice part of Massachusetts, with nice people. Now, even they're turning nasty and racist.
    "The shooter, who has not yet been charged, was identified in court records as land developer William Kyle Carruth... and prosecutors handed off the case to the Texas attorney general." Now that it's in Henry Lee Lucas' hands, there never WILL be charges.
     Republicans, restoring faith in democracy? Yeah, like that'll happen. Like on the 12th of Never. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

     Employers still haven't gotten the memo that perhaps they should treat their employees a little more gently. :Last August, according to the BLS, 4.2 million Americans quit their jobs. That was a record yet was quickly broken the following month when 4.3 million Americans quit their jobs.
     We have bargaining powers and we can shut down franchises. Yet bosses, these vaunted "job creators", are still trying to run their corporations as if we're still back in the days of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory. (A second tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

     I'm thankful for this. I just hope her four kids got out of Afghanistan, too.

     And the right wing says WE politicize everything.
     Mike Lindell: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
     The Apprentice outtakes are finally getting released. Not to us, but to investigators.
     Another right wing scumbag bites the dust.
    If the Democrats listen to this centrist idiot (she won re-election by just one percentage point and Youngkin took her district by 11). They WILL lose the House. (A third tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)
    In our latest episode of "Brain-Dead Criminals"... And finally...

     Your Brad and Karen o' the day.

Thursday, November 25, 2021

Happy Thanksgiving

      For reasons I won't get into, we had a slightly more scaled-down Thanksgiving dinner this year and it still turned out OK. As usual, we had a pork loin, mashed potatoes, Brussels sprouts, butternut squash, stuffing, gravy, cranberry sauce and the obligatory pumpkin pie and whipped cream. Oh, and a good inexpensive bottle of Riesling Spatlese. (Not shown, dinner rolls.)

Wednesday, November 24, 2021

Pottersville Digest

(Another great moment in signage.)

     Delayed gratification isn't something children or the right wing does terribly well. (Personal aside, I don't know what the fuck is going on in Knoxville, TN, but you should check out this station's page.)

     Yes, it's this lunatic again.
     "We need to experience physical death." Hey, who are we to stand in their way, right?
     Maria Butina also infiltrated Chik-fil-A. Yeah, shocking, I know.    

     "Does this dobok make me look fat?" Why, yes. Yes, it does.

     Good guys without guns disarm "good guy" with gun.
     So, I guess when a Democrat is in the White House, the president's supposed to spend Thanksgiving at a bread line in the mission district?
     "An incoming Ceres City Council member who was caught using the n-word has now been booted from his post before even being sworn in." The name of the podcast episode was, if you can believe this, "You don't have the right to be offended."
     Wow, quite an accomplishment in getting voted out before being sworn in.

     "He called. He wanted to know if he could come over, say hello, because he was a fan."
     Bullshit. He begged Rittenhouse to come to Mar-a-Lago so he could "own the libs".

     How do right wingers deal with the aftertaste after they eat each other? I don't know and I don't care, as long as they do.

     The Pentagon's created a new office to investigate UFO sightings. Cool! I can't wait to see what the government tries to hide from us this time.
     And sometimes, good things come in threes.
    Your Karen o' the day.
    Sure, why wouldn't a video showing his client shotgunning a man to death in broad daylight without provocation be "helpful"?
    The Apprentice tapes are finally getting released. Not to us, but to investigators. And finally....

    Chip Roy says Democrats need to get a thicker skin and move on from having their lives threatened on a daily basis. This, of course, is coming from a guy representing a party that flakes out at the slightest perceived slight and still hasn't moved on from an election that was held over a year ago.

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

Pottersville Digest

(Too soon?)

     Once a fucking grifter, always a fucking grifter.
     Robert Bly, one of the last truly great poets from the 20th century, has died at 94. RIP, Robert.
     What do you think the odds are of Trump reimbursing them for this 200 grand in fines? My guess is deep south of zero.
     Your Karen o' the day.
     I guess Brian Laundrie shot himself with a ghost gun because no one can seem to find it.
     This is what happens when you trigger us libs- We'll trigger you back. Twirl on it, snowflakes.
     The Jan. 6 committee just subpoenaed the Oath Keepers and Proud Boys.
     Jonah "Pantsload" Goldberg quit Fox after 12 years, leading some to speculate, "What took you so long?"
     You just can't make this shit up.

      "That’s because Missouri’s compensation law only allows for payments to prisoners who prove their innocence through a specific DNA testing statute. That was not the case for Strickland, or most exonerees across America."
     There really isn't any justice in this country.

     Of course they're not doing anything about him because he has a capital R after his name.
    Shorter Alex Jones: "I'll take the 5th because I refuse to incriminate myself through my lies."
    Lin Wood attacks basically everyone in Trump's orbit. Right wingers WILL eat each other when the going gets tough.

    Yeah, where'd all the millions go that was raised for the AZ fraudit? Well, the Sarasota Herald-Tribune has a clue: He just p[aid off the 30 year mortgage on his $455,000 house after less than four years.
    What I'd like to know is, why don't these assholes ever seem to get arrested? And finally...

    After this guy infiltrated the Three Percenters, they actually asked him if he'd kill for them.

Monday, November 22, 2021

Pottersville Digest


    "I'd like to murder a coupla leftists, too, so I should be free to roam the streets."
     Good. Please keep talking, you dear man.
     Buyer's remorse over the January 6 riot? There's an app for that, too.
     "On Friday, Biden nominated former General Services Administration official Daniel Tangherlini and Derek Kan—a Republican and the former deputy director of the Office of Management and Budget—to replace Bloom and Barger."
     Why in God's name would Biden appoint a Republican who could just as easily side with DeJoy once he's on the board?

     I'd lost count of how many times Jim Acosta said "bullshit" in this obscene tirade against Tucker Carlson and Fox.
    Matt Schlapp seriously needs to get a fucking life. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

    They should've ended the headline with "Gosar." The right thing is the right thing, regardless of the Republican Party's juvenile revenge fantasies. (Another tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)
     One self-pitying white male consoles another and advises that Rittenhouse sue the media for accurately reporting on him as they did with him.
     A Karen-in-waiting.
     Say that white supremacy is for cowards and cops WILL take it personally (Kyle Rittenhouse, it should be said, was never fined a cent for murdering two people in cold blood).
     Typical sexist, misogynist revisionist bullshit. Mary Shelley? Frankenstein? 1818? Helloooo? This is inexcusable.
     Manchin and Sinema are raking in bribes from their fellow Republicans for tanking Biden's agenda.
     This isn't how the Nazis gained power but it's sure as shit how they kept it.
     They got the piece of shit who killed five people in Waukesha last night. His name is Darrell Brooks Jr.
     Typical Trump candidate: Wife-beating, child-abusing scumbag.
     And in Georgia, it's all legal.
     The day before Waukesha, there was this.
     I think this is hilarious.
     Oh, they're not making most of their employees work on Thanksgiving. How big of them.
     Wow, that was fast. And he had such a promising career choking out Democratic senators, too.
    Kevin Gough isn't the brightest star in the firmament, is he?
    Democracy is supposed to have an immune system that rejects, fights and expels foreign invaders like Nazis from the body politic. Now, democracy is perilously close to being the foreign body and Nazism the immune system expelling it. And finally...

    Couldn't've happened to a more worthy pair of assholes.

Sunday, November 21, 2021

Nightmare in Waukesha

      It's the kind of town they could have filmed A Christmas Story in. In fact, the people of Waukesha thought it would be a good idea to hold an early Christmas parade there. Then some asshole in a red Ford Escape drove through the crowd at almost highway speed and wounded or killed at least 40 people. Police have already recovered the vehicle and, quite possibly, the driver. More on this later.

Interview with Dr. Charley Barnes

When Sarah was seventeen years old, she hid in a wardrobe while her mother was murdered in the bedroom. As the weeks and months passed, Sarah gradually moved on from the horror of that night and managed to settle into her changed family life.

After the police confirm that her mother was one of three similar victims the case goes cold. Until Sarah receives a letter: “I didn’t know you were there, or I would never have done that. Sincerely, Yours.” –synopsis for Sincerely, Yours

This month’s interview strikes closer to home. As I write psychological thrillers myself, interviewing a like-minded subject like Brit author and academic, Dr. Charley Barnes, is well-nigh irresistible. Last August, Charley’s latest book launch, the aforementioned, Sincerely Yours, met with excited anticipation and, in the brief time it’s been on the market, it’s attracted mostly rave reviews (especially on its native Amazon.co.uk page).

15) Charley, first of all, I have to say the throughline, the concept, for Sincerely, Yours is, to me, the most original and seductive one to come down the pike in modern fiction in I don’t know how many years. At the risk of asking a cookie cutter question such as, “Where do your ideas come from?”, I need to ask from where this particular concept originated.

Firstly, thank you so much, because it’s a writer’s a dream to hear their work explained in such a way. I think, in terms of the idea, it’s largely the result of a pick and mix of ideas having come together. I’m especially attracted to “true crime” and the ways in which it a) becomes fictionalized to a degree (even in minor plot points, for example, that are tweaked to up the tension or the reveal of something) and b) how eager we are to consume it. I often think, ‘But there’s someone on the other side of that…’

Alongside that, I think there’s a wider circle of victims to consider when it comes to violent crime – both in fictional crimes and real-life ones – and that’s the people on the immediate fringes of it: characters like Sarah. Sarah’s mother was the victim of a murder, but what happens to Sarah, the young woman who watched that murder, in the aftermath of it?

Add in a serial killer who can’t quite let go – and you’re set! The killer in Sincerely, Yours is a lonely individual living a normal existence on the surface. But when Sarah “sees” him, both literally and figuratively, he can’t let go of that. While killers like this mightn’t find ways to keep in touch with their victims (obviously), there’s certainly a “brand” of killer that wants to be seen, wants to be known, somehow. For this particular novel, that kind of killer was the last ingredient for the plot.

14) When you were a girl growing up in England, who were among your favorite authors and have any of them informed or influenced your work today?

I was obsessed with P.D. James from a young age. A female, British crime writer with such a following; she was everything I wanted to be when I grew up! From there, I fell for the likes of Patricia Highsmith, who introduced me to mystery in its finest form, and later, Agatha Christie (she feels like a conventional response now but in recent years her books have ranked among some of my favourites so it would be remiss of me not to mention her).

I think all of the above have influenced and are still influencing my work to date, because they’re innovators. They all wrote stories that people recognized – i.e. plots that were familiar and comfortable – but they also pushed a lot of boundaries along the way, and that’s what I want from my writing life.

13) Let’s talk about DI Melanie Watton, your main series character. What makes her tick, what are her strengths and weaknesses and why do you think she makes such a compelling detective?

Mel is obsessed with her work; her work is what drives her. Unlike some other detectives I’ve read over the years, there isn’t a particular type of crime that drives Mel along though. She just feels this intense need to do her job, do it right, get it done. In many ways that’s her main strength and her main weakness! She’s determined, full of grit, knows how to get a case wrapped up. She also doesn’t have personal connections, at least not ones that she can maintain especially well, and it’s something that’s noticed by other characters, too, all of whom have their personal lives outside of the force. That said, I think it’s a convention of the genre that your main detective in a novel has that kind of work determination driving them.

Insofar as what makes her compelling, Mel begs, borrows and discards a lot of detective conventions – at least, that’s how I intended for her to read! She’s a strong female lead, which we’re getting more and more of in crime, but she’s a lone wolf at the same time, which I think is something that’s typically been afforded to male characters rather than female. I wonder whether the fact that we know so little about Mel, under the surface of her rank and occupation, is what makes her compelling to people; they want to get close to her, much like the surrounding characters. Mel is accessible in her own way, though, and she knows how to lead a team – and buy a good breakfast sandwich for the early meetings they’re forever arranging – so I think that likely wins her some points with a reader, too!

12) Now I’m going to touch on a subject that’s near and dear to your heart: The differences between true crime writing and its fictional analog. What are those differences?

I feel like I could write a whole thesis in answer to this one! Fictional writing, whether crime or not, comes with its own allowance of creative license. We can borrow from things that have happened in the world, or things that have happened to us, and make them read differently through a fictionalization of them. In a world packed with horrible crimes taking place every day, it’s sad to say but the headlines offer no shortages of creative prompts when it comes to things you might like to write about. We’re living in a “truth is stranger than fiction” world that makes crime writing a little easier than it used to be in terms of writing the far-fetched and the interesting.

True crime, though, I have some strong feelings towards. In terms of what it is, on paper, and its differences between fictional work, true crime relates to a sequence of events that has taken place. It is intended to read as a faithful retelling of events as they happened in real-life. With that definition in mind, it’s easy enough to say that true crime rehashes the real whereas fictional crime may only borrow from the real to get a writer thinking. Ordinarily, fictional crime might allude to real-life events, but it doesn’t typically claim, or at least I don’t think it does, to be an authentic retelling of them.

However, they are so many examples now of “true crime” wherein elements of the real-life have been changed. Very famous books – Capote, here’s looking to you – where there is evidence to prove the book isn’t quite telling the story as it happened. That isn’t a problem, I don’t think, but it becomes a problem when we’re dealing with a genre that prides itself on being “true” to something.

11) Describe your typical writing day, if there is such a thing. Do you draft exclusively in notebooks or journals or laptops or is it a combination of both? Do you set a word goal for yourself and, if so, what is it?

I get quite compulsive when I’m writing; I don’t mind admitting that. So, if I’m having a whole day where I’m writing – the dream – I’ll start by getting a couple of thousand words down in the morning. It’s always drafted on my laptop. Intention was drafted in messy handwriting across two notebooks and it was beautiful to see a book come together that way, but never again! So, I’ll get down my morning words on my laptop, then I might take a break to get some other work done or – ideally – to not work at all for a while. I might walk the dog, read, take a tea break of some description. Then I’ll repeat a similar process in the afternoon. On days like that, I generally expect myself to get 4,000 words written, give or take. But – and I can’t stress this enough – not every day is like that, not by a long shot!

When I say I get compulsive, what I mean is that when I’m in the throes of writing something that I’m really involved with, I’ll likely wedge in writing time wherever I can find it. So, I might teach in the morning, mark students’ work in the afternoon, then as soon as I’m home for the evening I’ll “blitz” 1,000 words or so, just to say I’ve got something down. When I was writing All I See Is You, I got into the habit of writing sprints – or blitzes, as I now call them – and I usually give myself 20-30 minutes where I’ll do nothing – I won’t check social media, reply to messages, nada – and I’ll throw myself in and then whenever that timer says I’m done, I’m done. That way on non-writing days, I know writing is still there.

10) Plotter, pantser or plantser?

I’ve never heard the term “plantser” before but oh my goodness, yes, that’s exactly where I live now. I didn’t have chapter plans for Intention, only a rough idea of what the plot arc for the book was. Now, looking back, I think that really slowed me down and maybe even caused one or two drafting problems along the way for me.

Since, I’ve been much more devoted to getting a plan in place. It’s different for every book, I firmly believe that. All I See Is You was planned – using a spreadsheet, no less – to within an inch of its life. Although I think that’s partly due to the fact that the narrator is a bit of a trickster, and I really needed to keep a track of what they were doing throughout the story.

Largely, the books around that have always been a mix. There have been some plans that have carried me chapter by chapter through writing but then bam (!), an idea came along that I couldn’t pass up and before I knew it, I was writing it into the book somehow. I honestly believe writers need that kind of balance. Having a plan is great, and it will carry you well through those “I don’t know what I’m doing” days because a plan means you often know what you’re doing, despite how it might feel. However, when an idea knocks on your front door, how rude is it not to even offer it a cup of tea and a minute of your time?

9) Do you pick the brains of British police officers when doing research for a Watton novel or is it all academic?

To date, it’s been largely academic. However, I’m currently working on a new thriller and some real-life officers or former officers have been kind enough to lend me some of their time for questions, which I’m so grateful for.

Another handy thing that I found along the way is an app called Ask the Police. This might be for UK-only folks (sorry!) but it’s essentially a bank of questions that relate to everyday police work. For the grittier stuff you’ll need a good old-fashioned search engine. However, if you’re dealing with some slightly more minor crimes, it’s a great resource to have to hand.

I’d say that reading about real cases is a great source of accurate information, too. I think looking at certain things in practice and considering how loyal we’re able to be to them, to ensure authenticity for a reader that is, is a really good route for any writer to follow, whether you’re working in crime or a different genre entirely.

8) Has the pandemic affected your writing routine, output, sales? If so, how?

The pandemic has actually made me a lot more productive. I think the world was and is such a mess off the back of the Covid-19 outbreak, I spent a lot of time sticking my head in the proverbial sand. When I’ve had this conversation with people before, I’ve told them that I “panic wrote” my way through the UK lockdowns, and I stand by that. There were a lot of times when I would come up for air to see what was happening, see that we were in fact still in a right mess, and I’d go back to writing – where I at least had some control over events! I think writing, throughout the pandemic, has been a source of comfort to me more so than anything else. It’s given me a space to breathe, play in a sandbox with my characters, and given that I haven’t written the pandemic into any of my 2020-2022 stories, it really did become a place to escape things that were happening.

I’ve done better with sales, too, because I’ve had more time to connect with readers and other writers, which has genuinely been so lovely, and I’ve written a silly amount. It’s one of the few pluses from the pandemic so far!

7) It’s difficult to reconcile the sweet, gentle, pixie-ish Charley Barnes one sees on Facebook Live with the bloody tales that come from that same mind. What is it about the dark side of human nature that fascinates you so much?

I get that a lot! I’ve been lucky enough to do a few interviews over the last twelve months or so, one of which was actually a video interview. The immediate responses to the video one especially was how it was hard to marry the funny-bubbly Charley with the serious and grim stories I tell. And in a strange way, I’m quite happy people have that perception of and reaction to me!

In terms of what fascinates me about the dark side of human nature, that’s an easy one to answer: We all have it. That’s not to say I’m a psychopath or a killer, nor am I accusing my nearest and dearest of such things, but we all have that brain capability somewhere – if one thing were only wired slightly differently.

I also find it very interesting to consider – whether someone is sweet, gentle and pixie-ish or not – what might happen when any individual is pushed in the right (or wrong) way. There are so many famous historical incidents of people who “don’t know what came over them”, especially when we’re talking really violent crimes. If one person can be swept up by that, why not another person; why not any one of us? It’s terrifying and brilliant and packed with potential for stories.

And by our very natures, humans love a good monster and pitchfork…

6) Do you believe that crime authors, at least the ones you’ve read, are agile enough to keep pace with the constantly evolving criminal mind or should they go beyond that and to try to anticipate these developments?

I have great respect for fellow crime and thriller writers; especially those I know through my publiher. In fact, I think it’s because crime writers are agile enough that they shouldn’t anticipate the next thing; there’s no need for them to, when the present is so rife with developments, materials, plots on a plate. I think crime writers’ abilities to roll with the times at short notice is exactly what keeps the genre at the top of best-selling charts – where you’ll often find it, still, as has historically been the case.

Crime, as a genre, is able to serve up stories that are topical, relevant, and therefore hard-hitting. I think in anticipating the next steps, crime writers might run the risk of overlooking the here and now, where stories have the potential to impact people in an even bigger way because we’re likely writing about things they recognize from the present. Additionally, if we start looking too far ahead then we start looking outside of our genre entirely – which isn’t a problem, of course, there are some brilliant genre blends on the market. But there’s the risk of tumbling into speculative crime if we don’t spend enough time in the here and now, and that’s a whole other beast to consider.

5) Have any of your psychological thrillers been inspired real life murders or a series of murders?

They actually haven’t, no. I think, because of the shaky relationship I’ve developed with true crime over the years. I would personally find it difficult to borrow from things that (I feel) belong to other people. This is one of the (many) issues I poke at throughout Sincerely, Yours, in terms of who has “ownership” of a crime when it’s happened. There are some real-life cases that I’ve looked to for advice on likely procedures – how would they find this evidence; when might they charge this person – but I think for me, at least in this present writing time, that’s my limit. Although I’m always interested in reading thrillers that borrow from real-life, to see how it’s handled and also how it might have been changed from the reality.

I think there are so many interesting questions around this “borrowing from life” thing, for crime and thriller writers particularly. Like I said, though, that may be an entire thesis in itself.

4) Is there any crime or murder in particular that you wouldn’t touch as a novelist or is everything grist for your mill?

CW: sexual assault and child abuse.

For me, sexual assault is both a writing and reading step too far, and anything that involves child abuse – in any sense – would also be too much. I’ve had incidents where I’ve been reading books that have handled one or both of these areas, and even reading it can reduce me to tears – I don’t mind admitting that. That’s not to say I don’t think these things should be written about; I absolutely think they should be, for lots of reasons. In terms of my own comfort, though, I honestly don’t think I could do justice to them as a writer, and I think that’s a good reason to stay away from something, especially something so important, so life-changing. If you can’t do something like that well, leave it to someone who can.

Anything else – the grit, the grimy murders, and everything that comes with it – those things don’t make me uncomfortable. Although they’ve tested my mother’s love for me on one or two occasions…

3) I have to ask since you teach in, among other places, Wolverhampton, which is where Jack the Ripper’s fourth victim, Katherine Eddowes, was from. Have you ever been tempted to write a period novel taking place, say, in the 19th century UK?

I love this question! A hundred years ago, when I wrote the original pitch for my Doctorial thesis, the idea that I submitted – the idea that got me accepted onto the course, in fact – was a contemporary re-telling of the Jack the Ripper murders. I was entirely enamored! At the time, I heartily believed the incidents were worthy of yet more attention – as though s/he as a killer hasn’t received enough critical acclaim over the years – and I thought I was the young writer to do it. Interestingly, though, this was long before I had any connections to Wolverhampton. This just blossomed from a young interest in one of the most explored killers the UK can boast of.

However – and that’s a big, whopping however – when I started work on the project, after yet more research, I soon realized that my idea just wouldn’t carry. I won’t go into the intricate details of it (in case a future writing self decides I can do justice to the story after all). But it was abandoned in favour of a different novel entirely – Intention, as it turned out, which was the creative element of my PhD thesis.

In terms of whether I’d delve into a historical novel, or historical crime, I feel as though now I’ve written a romantic comedy – something I said I would never do – I’m no longer in a position to say “no, never” to anything. Further down the line, especially with the Wolverhampton connection now, there might be something that I decide to pick up. For the minute, though, I certainly don’t have any plans to go poking around in history.

2) You also write standalones such as the aforementioned Sincerely, Yours and Intention. Have you ever been tempted to turn those books into a series?

Intention is the one people always seem to want a sequel to, which makes me incredibly happy. However, (sorry if you’re reading with this with high hopes) I’ve got no plans for it. For me, writing in first person is a strangely intimate experience in terms of the connection you make with your own character(s). You spend months being, effectively, inside another person’s head; even if it is a person you created. You process their thought patterns, consider their reactions to things, respond accordingly in the context of writing their narratives. It can be quite draining and sometimes quite disarming to have that closeness for such a prolonged period of time, too, especially if you’re writing disturbed characters – like I often am.

For that reason, a sequel to any of the books doesn’t feel right to me. That voice, that story, is a living breathing thing on its own when it’s in the hands of a reader, and that’s amazing. But even I, as the writer, enjoy the ambiguity of not knowing what Gillian (the narrator from Intention), might be doing with herself these days. Or whether M (All I See Is You) finally gets her act together and stops making trouble for herself. In my mind their stories do 100% carry on, long after I’ve sent the book to my publisher for a first read. I’m just not the one to write them anymore. I’ll leave it to my readers and their beautiful, brilliant theories instead!

1) So, what’s next for Charley Barnes?

Believe it or not, what’s next is a romantic comedy…

Well, there are two books very close together next year. One of which is a thriller that treads some literary lines. I’m dealing with two first person narratives in that book to tell the story of a widow who was found not guilty of her husband’s murder. Then, the month after that, there’s the romantic comedy (forthcoming with HQ). I’m forever telling my students not to box themselves into one genre, and to push their comfort zones while they can. Earlier this year I decided to practice what I preach, write outside of my genre, and I had a blast in the process. It’s such a bonus that that book is even seeing the light of day (in March 2022, for anyone who fancies seeing how it turns out).

If you’d like to learn more about Dr. Barnes’ work, then follow the handy links below.

www.charleybarneswriter.com 

I’m @charleyblogs on both Twitter and Instagram 

My most recent novel, Sincerely, Yours (UK), (US).

All I See Is You (released earlier this year) US link.

My police procedural trilogy is available here.

Facebook author page.

Amazon author page.

KindleindaWind, my writing blog.

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