Pottersville Digest

 

(Another great moment in signage.)

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     Delayed gratification isn't something children or the right wing does terribly well. (Personal aside, I don't know what the fuck is going on in Knoxville, TN, but you should check out this station's page.)

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     Yes, it's this lunatic again.

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     "We need to experience physical death." Hey, who are we to stand in their way, right?

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     Maria Butina also infiltrated Chik-fil-A. Yeah, shocking, I know.    

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     "Does this dobok make me look fat?" Why, yes. Yes, it does.

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     Good guys without guns disarm "good guy" with gun.

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     So, I guess when a Democrat is in the White House, the president's supposed to spend Thanksgiving at a bread line in the mission district?

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     "An incoming Ceres City Council member who was caught using the n-word has now been booted from his post before even being sworn in." The name of the podcast episode was, if you can believe this, "You don't have the right to be offended."

     Wow, quite an accomplishment in getting voted out before being sworn in.

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     "He called. He wanted to know if he could come over, say hello, because he was a fan."

     Bullshit. He begged Rittenhouse to come to Mar-a-Lago so he could "own the libs".

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     How do right wingers deal with the aftertaste after they eat each other? I don't know and I don't care, as long as they do.

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     The Pentagon's created a new office to investigate UFO sightings. Cool! I can't wait to see what the government tries to hide from us this time.

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     And sometimes, good things come in threes.

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    Your Karen o' the day.

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    Sure, why wouldn't a video showing his client shotgunning a man to death in broad daylight without provocation be "helpful"?

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    The Apprentice tapes are finally getting released. Not to us, but to investigators. And finally....

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    Chip Roy says Democrats need to get a thicker skin and move on from having their lives threatened on a daily basis. This, of course, is coming from a guy representing a party that flakes out at the slightest perceived slight and still hasn't moved on from an election that was held over a year ago.