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Tuesday, January 4, 2022

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Oh, shut the fuck up, Tweety, you irrelevant airhead.

Please dear lady, keep talking.

And, of course, being Trumps, they're refusing to comply. Leave it to these diseased grifters to turn a civil matter into a criminal one.

If these really were Antifa or BLM operators as per the conspiracy theory, they would've had the book thrown at them. Yet they haven't, which is proof they're not left wing activists.

Next time, check for feet of clay.

In a way, it's oddly appropriate that the daughter of a billionaire media tycoon would get dumped over the phone in prison as if she was just any other prisoner. Which, of course Maxwell is.

Shorter MTG: "I want to continue sleeping with the enemy."

The Show Me state needs to be renamed the Shut the Fuck Up state.

Good news. Only 58% of right wing voters think Trump won in 2020. Woo hoo. Moe, Larry, hold me back.

Well, of course he's endorsing Hitler-lite. How is any of this a surprise?

This is one reason why it's so therapeutic to seriously hate rich fucks.

Meanwhile, in the Land of 10,000 Assclowns...

One person on this thread asked, "When will these people learn the definition of 'grift'?” They don't care because the grift is all part and parcel of Republican culture. And they won't care until the grift personally victimizes them.

"After the Jan. 6 insurrection, the United States was downgraded to a partial democracy for the very first time since 1800, and, of course, we are increasingly experiencing racial politics. So the two big factors that we know are warning signs for civil wars in countries outside the United States we're now seeing here." Prof. Barbara Walter.

When Zyklon-B comes out of the prison showerheads instead of water, then you can complain. Until then, STFU.

No shit, guys. Nobody thought he was going to invite the crowd for a rousing chorus of Kumbaya.

Sean Handjob got hauled before the January 6th committee. Couldn't've happened to a better propagandist. And finally...

"First, it will increasingly signal to swing voters in national elections that Democratic policies connote bloat and inefficiency, while Republican policies coincide with healthier economies."

What the hell is this guy smoking? We've had a recession in every Republican administration since Hoover. Clinton left office in 2001 with a $263 billion surplus. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)