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Wednesday, December 29, 2021

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(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain of cellulite.)

These Nazi assholes are so arrogant, they're even writing books confessing to their bungled attempt to subvert democracy.

And they say WE indoctrinate kids.

Your Brad o' the day.

I guarantee you this scumbag Shirkey is one of them.

"Yes, Kayleigh, the house is fully involved and many are dead but this ought to be great for property values!"

"I told Joe Biden to go fuck himself on Christmas Eve, so that qualifies me for public office."

Essentially, Donald Trump with a medical license.

Trump serves as an object lesson that, regardless of the ideology, even the rabid, right wing variety, it will always play second fiddle to money, money, money.

Shorter Mr. Froggy: "He hurt my fee fees. Someone get me a Tylenol and a turkey leg!"

"Yes, we yelled about a fire that didn't exist in a crowded theater and people were killed but... FREEDUMB!!

I don't know why the View's problem with finding a Meghan McCain replacement doesn't serve as a lesson that right wingers, especially those from Fox, simply don't belong in the news ecosystem.

Trump: "I won the 2020 election bigly!"

Also Trump: "Why won't you worthless pieces of shit like me?!"

There's something deeply wrong with a system in which Jenna Ryan, of all people, has a book deal and I don't.

It's amazing what passes for public discourse, these days. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

Meme intermission.

Did Madison Cawthorn (R-Eagle's Nest) marry a Russian spy?

Since January 6th, I've been saying the one thing that'll save us is not the diligence of the guardians of democracy but the idiocy of the far right wing. And this guy's as stupid as they come.

This may be the darkest iteration of Otherism that I've ever seen. And it doesn't even make sense. Just because a person moves from a blue state to a red state, it doesn't mean they're a Democrat. Her initiative, if ever taken seriously, could wind up hurting right wing voters. And expelling Greene for outrageous statements like this isn't enough. She has to be barred from seeking public office Otherwise the mouth breathers in GA14 will re-elect her all over again.

Good, The wicked witch may not be dead but she'll be cooling her broom in prison for a good long time. But I'm still a little amazed that Matt Gaetz's name wasn't once mentioned in this trial, considering he and Epstein both lived in Florida at the same time and committed the same crimes. How could they possibly not be in the same circle?