Pottersville Digest: Expanded Christmas Eve edition

 

(No doubt, you'll find other bodies.) 

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     "But because I had made a public announcement of my intent to object, I did not want to go back on my word. So yeah, I regret my vote to object.” Bullshit. Sen. James Lankford of Oklahoma changed his position after the riot and voted to certify the election. Plus, you went back on your word when you violated your oath of office.

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     The usual right wing shape-shifting: When a rat transforms into a stool pigeon.

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     Some compelling reasons why the south will never rise again.

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     Has anyone ever seriously asked if Herschel Walker has CTE? "Senator John Lewis"?

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    This is a really good idea that streamlines the process in case of, heaven forbid, another January 6th.

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     SNL punchline Mellissa Carone on white genocide.

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     I don't suppose the rape allegations had anything to do with Cawthorn's divorce.

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     "Reawaken America"? Wouldn't that, you know, make us "woke"?

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     "We want to kill you! But give us our money first."

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     Messages such as, "Lock and store your firearms safely"? How evil, how despicably liberal.

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    Serves him right and serves them right, meaning the mouth-breathing morons who gave him $3.5 million. Fools, money, parted and all that.

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     Your Karen o' the day.

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     They won't hear it and they'll kick it downstairs just like they have with all the other lawsuits from Trumpworld.

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     Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.

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     In this era of deliberate dumbing down, we can't afford to lose any more great writers. RIP, Loan Didion.

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     Delay, delay, delay. That's the Trump way.

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     I don't who's stupider- Grant or the moron judge who decided to let him post bail.

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     "Devin!!!!!!!!!!" (No,. not that one.)

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     Now congresswomen are getting robbed in broad daylight. This country really is coming apart at the seams,

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     Kim Potter won't be spending too many more Christmases with her family but you know what? Daunte Wright won't spend any more with his. Ever.

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     #1, the FBI never made an arrest because they think they're looking for a man. It wasn't a man. They should be looking for a woman. Look at the security videos. That's plainly a female gait.

     #2 The same video cameras that traced literally her every step should've traced her steps after she dropped off the second bag of pipe bombs. Did she get into a car and drive away? If so, did they get a plate number? Was she a DC resident who then went home? What address?

     #3 One way or the other, why haven't we seen these videos after the second bag was dropped off?

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     Your Brad o' the day.

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     This is what I would call a perfect storm of stupidity.

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     If, after over a year, you still refuse to get the vaccine, you belong to a death cult.

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     Your co-Brad o' the day. And finally...

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     So, it wasn't the tax dodging, the inflated property values, the charities that benefited only him, defrauding the childrens' cancer charity out of over $2,000,000.

     THIS is why he's a fraud? OK, boomer. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)