Pottersville Digest

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     Just send him to the attic with a bucket of fish heads.

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     If MTG has become the mainstream in the GOP, albeit for self-centered and cynical reasons, then what does that say about the more radical GOP caucus?

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     I have it on pretty good authority, Cory, that the only way you'll ever find yourself between a woman's legs is if she mistakes you for a douchebag. (Tip o' the tinfoil to Constant Reader, CC)

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     What's worse? That we're becoming a banana republic or that they're turning into us?

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     Let's not tap dance around this by not mentioning her name. The writer who faked her own death is Susan Meachen and she's a psychopath.

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     Whatever Santos has, it's communicable.

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     Boy, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

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     Meme intermission.

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     But, but what about those starving 87,000 IRS agents and their families?

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     With Democrats like this, who needs Republicans?

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     Still MTG.

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     Weren't these furtive Nazis the ones that said the 118th Congress was going to be the most transparent one ever?

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     Oh man, the right wing's going to be short-stroking this for the next two years.

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     Is it Polk County or Pork County?

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     This shit's been happening all over Albuquerque and the police there until lately haven't been doing shit about it.

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     My Lord, how fast those MAGA deplorables forget. And finally...

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     I think psychotherapists can make a persuasive point that all Republicans stopped mentally maturing after first grade.

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     I don't think there's a single person on Capitol Hill who's more the opposite of their surname than Bob Good.

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     Again, the GOP said this would be the most transparent Congress ever. They've already broken their own promise twice in one day. And finally...

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     In a related item, arsonist overjoyed local firehouse got funding pulled.