Pottersville Digest

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     His campaign slogan can be, "A drinkie poo in every glassh!"

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     All over a fucking leaf blower.

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     Mouse sues rat, film at 11.

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     The pro-life GOP, ladies and gentlemen.

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     Another right wing scumbag bites the dust.

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     "But as for Wednesday, Donald is expected to celebrate Melania if his schedule allows him to be in Mar-a-Lago... Despite what you hear, the Trumps are a close family."

     Yeah. The warmth. It burns.

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     Lose your election? Say it was stolen then threaten to murder officials. That's the Republican way!

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     But Republicans lost their shit when one of their own was expelled in Arizona.

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     It doesn't surprise me the RNC would use AI since the real variety isn't exactly in abundance.

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     Of course, Greaseball didn't have the slightest problem with Peter Theil bankrolling Hulk Hogan's lawsuit against Gawker.

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     You reap what you sow, motherfucker.

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     You can always count on Trump to default to mob tactics.

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     Even Candace Owens is getting suck and tired of DeSantis' Hadrian impression.

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     Class act Trump continues pummeling old man's corpse. And finally...

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     Every day that MTG serves on a Congressional committee is an indictment against democracy.