Pottersville Digest

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     More right wing paranoia. Doesn't mean it isn't a good idea.

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     I suppose it shouldn't surprise me that Musk would side with one of the most notorious terrorists who ever lived.

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     It won't be Jack Smith's diligence that'll save democracy but Trump's stupidity.

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     Yeah, he loves the former First Lady so much, he couldn't be bothered to mention her name in his Mother's Day message.

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     He said the same thing about the Woodward tapes. "They're mine!" This guy's more predictable than a fart after a Mexican dinner.

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     Holy shit! I drove over that bridge coming back from Virginia in 2010.

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     Just can't make this shit up. "Our guy's getting indicted today on 37 counts. Give him money!" "Oh shut up and take it!"

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     Of course they would. Those embittered Nazis would abandon their families if it meant clinging to power.

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     It's a small Reich, after all.

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     Thank God she won't be in that courtroom tomorrow. Because there's no way you can convince me that her drawing the straw was completely random. Well, if Cannon starts with her old tricks, Smith has the latitude to get the 11th Circuit involved.

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     Cartoon intermission.

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     It would make perfect sense for Trump to want a lawyer from the Florida Bar. But Phang is right- there's something more at play here.

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     Uh, remind me again who just got indicted for the second time in as many months?

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     Personally, I don't think Trump knows enough about the Bible to know what a seal is. He probably thinks of cute sea mammals balancing balls on their noses.

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     Even Mick says he's going to prison. And finally...

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     Shorter Nikki Haley: "I applaud everything he did. I just wish he'd been more discreet in stealing and storing the documents."