Pottersville Digest

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    There are plenty of good, honest, hard-working people out there who are having trouble keeping body and soul together. That piece of shit didn't deserve a cent.

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     Where MAGA dreams went this week.

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     The inevitable result of getting into bed with right wingers.

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     And Trump is leaving every one of them out to dry. No bail, no legal fees, which is a great way to ensure their loyalty and discretion.

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    "The Russians initially placed their hopes in Ron DeSantis, whose Russian nickname is 'Number Two.'" What a coincidence. We call DeSantis Number Two here as well but for more scatalogical reasons.

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     Schlapp slapped. That gets my vote for one of the top ten headlines of the year.

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     Oh, fuck your prayers. We need more gun control. We even had a mass shooting during a parade in Boston, where we never see mass shootings.

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     Like PT Barnum said, "There's a sucker born every minute." Or, in the Age of Trump, millions of them.

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     The only parallel I can think of to this are the annual hockey games Putin plays in where he scores some ridiculous number like a dozen goals a game.

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     Some people just shouldn't own dogs.

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     More of this, please.

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     MAGA:

     Morons

     Are

     Getting

     Arraigned.

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     Yeah, because the Nuremberg Defense worked so well at Nuremberg.

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     I've been saying for years now that what's going to save our Republic is the stupidity of Republicans.

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     I hope I live long enough for the day when the only thing we hear from Trump is the sound of worms feeding on his bloated, rotting corpse.

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     And he's a great athlete who only weighs 215 lbs. And finally...

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     Oh, shut up, you redneck snowflake.