You Want Alaska Back?

      As further proof that Putin dickslapped Trump in Alaska, this footage of a captured M113 American tank driven by Russian soldiers in Ukrainian territory was put out on Russian state TV. It plainly shows both the Russian and American flags on the tank. It came out just hours before Trump met with Zelenskyy and other European leaders ywsterday.

     It was meant to troll Trump and the US as a whole, essentially gloating over our fat, old pedophile "president's" predicted inability to get a lasting or even a brief ceasefire out of Putin. They're presenting the debacle in Anchorage as a propaganda victory because, to the Russians, it is. Trump met Putin, on a red carpet, not as an adversary but an ally, despite the fact that Russia hasn't been our ally since 1945. Despite getting regularly ridiculed on Russian state TV. Despite Russia renewing its attacks on population centers in Ukraine after every talk with Trump on the phone.

     Now Russia is playing with optics, joyriding through Ukraine in a stolen American tank (which they need, obviously, since Ukraine's destroyed hundreds of theirs), acting as if we're their ally in their war of terror against defenseless Ukrainian civilians.

     This is the price we pay for "electing" into the most powerful office in the world a clown, child molester and a crook who couldn't effectively manage a sneaker bin at a K-Mart. Whatever Putin has over Trump must be a fucking pip. Every time he smiles at Trump, he looks as if he's thinking, "Good little bitch," because he IS. And Trump is so fucking stupid, he doesn't realize these autocrats that he fellates immediately continue ridiculing him the minute his hunched, jiggling back is turned.

     Then, the next time he confronts critics, Democrats or a non-supine media, he again turns into the snarling, aging junk yard dog because he'd NEVER, heaven forbid, talk to his boss, Vladimir Putin like that. Putin, whose enormous country has a GDP smaller than Italy's and, after three and a half years, still can't bring Ukraine to its knees.

     The only surprise that came out of the summit was that Trump didn't give Alaska back to the Russians.