Thursday, April 9, 2020

Gotham City Digest: Thank You, Bernie edition


     Our nation is run by a fucking madman. We've surpassed 400,000 cases of coronavirus and 13,000 deaths and this lunatic is screaming on Twitter about his ratings.

    At this point, Jeff fucking Bezos' WaPo is nothing more or less than Amazon's propaganda division, even to the point of endangering American lives.

      I'd be surprised if every single one of the 53 right wing scumbags in the Senate didn't do this.

     The day before yesterday, we were all Wisconsin. Fewer polling places open, more people at each one. It's as if Coronavirus was in charge of Wisconsin's primary.

     This guy's impression of Trump is spot on.

    Man who got one man killed wishes to kill more. I wonder if Ammo Bundy will consider his $1200 refund check part of that "gubmint overreach."

     So, there you have it, the reason Trump is so obsessed with hydroxychloroquine and us taking it. Who gives a rat's ass if it works?

     Gee, this is a shock... to anyone who thought installing a Brillo-headed lobbyist as Acting Navy Secretary would be a good idea.

     The smart money would bet on Canada discovering the cure for coronavirus. God knows it won't be us. We're led by a self-absorbed asswipe who's obsessed with his own ratings.

     As usual, another Democrat primary turns into a squeaking, sobbing, moaning, semen-flecked clusterfuck of Olympian proportions. Except this time, we can blame the official right wingers of the state. Out of 180 polling places ordinarily open in Milwaukee, just five were open. In Green Bay, the third-largest city, just two of 31.
     To top it all off, we won't get the results for another fucking week.

    It looks like they fucked our guy over for the last time. #ThankyouBernie for trying to counter Democrat Party corruption.

    Still think this lunatic's not trying to kill us? We're literally hijacking planes full of medical supplies bound for other countries. Now Trump is stealing from our own states like thieves in the night.

      Sick motherfucker. Hopefully, when this is all over, heads will fucking roll on the South Lawn.

     Trump: "We’re going to put a hold on money spent to the WHO. We’re going to put a very powerful hold on it..."
      Trump minutes later: “I mean, I’m not saying I’m going to do it... I said we’re going to look at it. We’re going to investigate it. We’re going to look at it. But we will look at ending funding.”
       This guy's brain must look like a jar full of dying fireflies.

       "Death is a welcoming friend"?! This apocalyptic assclown is now officially running a death cult.

       Get in, losers. We''re going back to the moon.

     Meme intermission.

     RIP, John Prine.

     Trump is essentially using a pandemic as cover for his brazenly fascist attempt to remove any and all accountability from our once-democratic government.

    The death toll and COVID-19 mortality rate is actually much higher in New York than reported. The figures don't include the thousands who died at home without being tested or diagnosed.

     There are now well over one and a half million known cases of coronavirus globally. The graphs of diagnosed cases and fatalities is eye-opening. They shoot straight up after mid March. And these are just the ones we know about. God knows how many more we'd find if we had all the testing kits we needed.

     If these churches are businesses that have to be bailed out, then why aren't they paying business taxes?

     It can't be said that Linda Tripp will be very missed by very many. She's the one that unleashed Ann.Coulter on an unprepared nation.

     Meet the most famous all-girl country and western band y'all never heard of, the real-life female analogs of the Soggy Bottom Boys.

      Once a douchebag, always a douchebag. (Tip mo' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

     Why am I not surprised when I read stories about right wing genocidal scumbaggery? One student at Liberty U said, “I generally view myself as a person probably above average information intake… even I wasn’t aware of the importance of social distancing.”
     How the fuck could you not know about how serious the pandemic was and what to do when you went to Florida during Spring Break? Do you not have internet access or TV at Liberty University?

     You just know Republican scumbags wrote this part into the CARES Act but the Democrat Party would've had to agree to it. This essentially gives the Fed the power make secret, smoky back room meetings cutting sweetheart deals for massive corporations while cutting out both the American taxpayer and Congress This is a serious body blow to transparency at a time when we need it the most.

    Keep in mind, this blistering anti-Trump video was put together and released by a right wing group that counts among its members George Conway.

     "Trump approval dips as Americans question his handling of coronavirus crisis "
     NOW we're finally questioning his handling of the pandemic? Where the fuck were these concerns when he was calling this a Democrat hoax and saying we only had 15 cases and that it go down to zero "like a miracle"?! Why is it even in the mid-40's?
     Like I keep saying: Stupidest fucking nation on earth. And finally...

     Of course it's always everyone else's fault. Because he's a perfect, stable genius. That's the Trump Way- The Buck Stops Everywhere But on My Desk.


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