Monday, March 30, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(We will always give a bowel movement about you,)

     This is Trump's government in a nutshell:
     HHS makes it more difficult for people to stay healthy.
     HUD makes it more difficult for people to find affordable housing.
     The Department of Education wants to phase out public education.
     The EPA exists solely to deregulate the world's biggest polluters.
    The Interior Dept. and Bureau of Indian Affairs want to respectively sell public lands for oil drilling and fracking and to make entire Indian tribes disappear.
     In other words, Trump's right wing stooges in the government are there to actively undermine the missions of the departments they supposedly "lead".
     In political science, we call people like that 5th Columnists. Subversives. Traitors.
     We used to execute traitors. Why aren't we, any more?

     Remember when Trump said Saturday he was locking down part of New York State? Yeah, forget he said that.
     Trump's literally at war with his own home state.

     We should all be saying this about all our infected lawmakers, starting with Rand fucking Paul, who faithfully voted to deny the rest of us the health care he gets from the American people for free in every one of the 50+ times it was up for vote in the Senate.

     Someone spent Happy Hour with Larry Kudlow. But Fox has a ready-made excuse for Judge Jeanine doing her show drunk Saturday night: It was her first home telecast. Right.

     Things are getting so bad in Washington State, hospital officials are asking nurses to make out their wills.

      As I said in a recent post, Trump will give them death and they will love him for it.

     These poor old boys in Ohio were abandoned by their owner's family after he died. Now they need a home.

     Trying to cut the CDC's budget by 18% was certainly a step in the wrong direction.

     "And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on it was Death."

     This is a John Carpenter movie come to life. This is ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK.

   More states ought to be doing this. We HAVE no leadership or guidance from the federal government.

     Meme intermission.

    Oh, THIS is rich, considering they're the assholes who gave us this brain-damaged stooge in the Oval Office.

    President Hatbox Head just said in his very finite and fact-starved wisdom that health care workers are stealing and selling respirators. Perhaps, as usual, he's projecting onto others what he and his larcenous spawn would do,

     Yeah, Hobby Lobby's not closing down because wifey heard a voice in her head.

     This coronavirus shit just got a little more real. John Prine's now on a ventilator with COVID-19. I used a line of his from "Illegal Smile" in my novel, AMERICAN ZEN. He's the reason I made my character Rob Svenson an insurance salesman. Please get well, Johnny boy.

     Stupid is as stupid does.

     From the, "But it looked great on paper!" files.
    They honestly don't know the most rabidly motivated customers of gun stores are anti-government types?

     Stopped clocks and all that.

     Good. More biscuits, gravy and pork rinds for the rest of us.

     Yeah. Sure. Impeachment. That's what it was.

     If this virus decimates our country, you can blame Republicans and their employers in corporate America for literally nickel and diming us to death. Some examples:
     "Workers walked out at a Fiat Chrysler truck plant in Warren, Mich., because there was no hot water for washing up."
     "Cooks and cashiers who walked out at a McDonald’s restaurant in San Jose, Calif., said they didn’t even have enough soap to clean their hands, and were not provided with gloves, masks or hand sanitizers."
     Meanwhile, the multimillionaire executive cunts who run these corporations get to work safely from home, if what they do can accurately be described as "work."
      Maybe more of us should go into the pitchfork and torch business.

     “A person familiar with the Stop the Spread campaign said that several corporate executives who had been willing to contribute to the effort earlier had backed away for fear of ending up becoming targets for Mr. Trump.”
     Way to go, Donnie Dumbo. Have a cookie.

     So, in Trump World, if only 100,000 people or fewer die from COVID-19, he can afford to do a victory lap. And finally...

     At one Brooklyn hospital, an assembly line of human bodies streams out to be loaded into refrigerated trucks.

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