Sights That JP So Incredibly Doesn't Need to See on His Birthday

Like any of us ever needed to see the American presidency's most successful squatter standing in front of the White House again. In fact, Bush looks like some brain-damaged butler stiffly standing there with a frown on his face as if irritated that Obama interrupted his pork rind snack to come out of retirement and help Haiti. Never mind the fact that this is the same rube who couldn't muster more than a measly $15 million to help the tsunami victims in 2004 and essentially left New Orleans to die so he could find his inner Jimi Hendrix. Way to go, Mr. President. Where do you find the best and brightest minds?