Gotham City Digest
(Where we promise to never go out in public like this,)
ABC anchor & NPR co-founder Cokie Roberts has died. A true giant in TV journalism. Of course, Michelle Malkin didn't think so and had this to say before Cokie's corpse was even cold. And she's still taking pot shots at John McCain. Who else thinks this little troll should go back to the Philippines hustling drinks where Jesse found her? (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader CC.)
One week ago, the world's worst standup comedian took his act on the road again and addressed his fellow right wing nut jobs, pointedly during the Democratic debate. In short order, he attacked:
Hillary Clinton.
Light bulbs ("They make me look orange.")
Undocumented immigrants.
Democrats in general and Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden and Mayor Pete in particular.
The media.
MS-13.
John McCain.
The Clean Water Act ("25 years ago, nobody lived here.")
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy.
Called his own Vice President "Mike Pounce."
That was just part of it. And Republicans laughed with and applauded this evolutionary dropout. Long after this flaming dumpster fire of an administration gets shoved into the River Styx, they will be forced to remember every guffaw and every clap.
Meanwhile, Babushka Barbie had this to say to GOP donors. This explains a lot.
In case you were looking for another reason to loathe and revile corporate scum, here's one:
One week ago, the world's worst standup comedian took his act on the road again and addressed his fellow right wing nut jobs, pointedly during the Democratic debate. In short order, he attacked:
Hillary Clinton.
Light bulbs ("They make me look orange.")
Undocumented immigrants.
Democrats in general and Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden and Mayor Pete in particular.
The media.
MS-13.
John McCain.
The Clean Water Act ("25 years ago, nobody lived here.")
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy.
Called his own Vice President "Mike Pounce."
That was just part of it. And Republicans laughed with and applauded this evolutionary dropout. Long after this flaming dumpster fire of an administration gets shoved into the River Styx, they will be forced to remember every guffaw and every clap.
Meanwhile, Babushka Barbie had this to say to GOP donors. This explains a lot.
In case you were looking for another reason to loathe and revile corporate scum, here's one:
Meet the Sacklers, true sacks o' shit. The Sacklers are the 19th
richest family in the US. This is because the Sacklers o' shit own
Purdue Pharmaceuticals, the same corporation that killed hundreds of
thousands of Americans just over the last dozen years by lying that
their Oxycontin was non-addictive. The Sacklers have just been caught by
NY AG Letitia James to have offshored a billion dollars overseas,
forcing their corporation to file for bankruptcy so they can get out of
paying fair settlements to their victims. Nice people, huh?
While I've from the very start taken issue with many of Obama's policies, I've never faulted the man for his compassion to his fellow Americans in times of crisis and tragedy. Obama loves children and he never had to fake it and put on airs when he met children. And when he privately met with Sandy Hook families, he didn't meet them as their president, he met them as the parent of two children.
While I've from the very start taken issue with many of Obama's policies, I've never faulted the man for his compassion to his fellow Americans in times of crisis and tragedy. Obama loves children and he never had to fake it and put on airs when he met children. And when he privately met with Sandy Hook families, he didn't meet them as their president, he met them as the parent of two children.
I couldn't possibly imagine
Trump doing any of this. Just yesterday, he said Melania "had a son", as
if someone else fathered him. And if Trump did make the effort to meet
them, he would've brought along a phalanx of photographers so they could
snap him with his little thumb stuck in the air and an evil smile on
his jiggling puss and bragging about the size of the crowd at the hospital. Just like he did in Ohio after the Dayton-El Paso mass shootings.
Question: When has ICE ever been fired upon by undocumented immigrants during their countless fascist raids?
Question: When has ICE ever been fired upon by undocumented immigrants during their countless fascist raids?
This is the mindset of Nazis. They always imagine they're under siege even when they're not.
Collins also cast one of the deciding votes that shoehorned Kavanaugh onto the Supreme Court. She also cast the deciding vote to let Trump steal money from the military for his medieval wall. Bye, Susan.
In case it wasn't already, Trump's four year-old standup routine is now officially old.
Still ragging on black women, eh, Klansman in Chief? You know what America would love to see just for the entertainment value? You losing to Michelle Obama, with her husband as her running mate.
Collins also cast one of the deciding votes that shoehorned Kavanaugh onto the Supreme Court. She also cast the deciding vote to let Trump steal money from the military for his medieval wall. Bye, Susan.
In case it wasn't already, Trump's four year-old standup routine is now officially old.
Still ragging on black women, eh, Klansman in Chief? You know what America would love to see just for the entertainment value? You losing to Michelle Obama, with her husband as her running mate.
A hand-drawn swastika found in FatherlandHomeland Security's HQ? Shocking, I know.
Future Florida men attack black boy, school district covers it up for 10 days.
Only a right wing asshole like Trump thinks he can make water cleaner just by changing semantics.
In case you're curious about what Dacha Donald was caught promising Putin, wonder no more. It was in one of these dachas that Trump wants to give back to Putin that they cracked the FBI's code. One more time: Trump is a Russian asset.
A
year after Judge I Like Beer was jammed into the SOTUS like a square
peg into a star-shaped hole, this story regarding Deborah Ramirez is getting told again because it should.
Future Florida men attack black boy, school district covers it up for 10 days.
Only a right wing asshole like Trump thinks he can make water cleaner just by changing semantics.
In case you're curious about what Dacha Donald was caught promising Putin, wonder no more. It was in one of these dachas that Trump wants to give back to Putin that they cracked the FBI's code. One more time: Trump is a Russian asset.
Remember, Republican scum
in the Senate told the FBI not to deeply investigate the allegations,
including Ramirez's. Because they knew what they'd find if they did.
More than 2000 years before #Metoo, there was this rape case.
Nice to see that Pompous Maximus is doing his best to destroy the planet's lungs.
Speaking of the Sacklers o' shit: Corporation that made tens of billions over the last 12 years addicting and killing hundreds of thousands now claims poverty.
This bloated cunt's a real profile in courage, eh? Churchill would be proud.
Finally, an explanation for how a loathsome turd like Ted Cruz got elected then reelected to the US Senate. Just imagine what Molly Ivins would've said about him.
Oh please. Like Republicans never cashed in after leaving the White House? Trump can't stand the idea of a black man making lots of money. This is just another of Donnie Dumbo's Deflect and Distract tactics.
Easley's right. Trump doesn't give a fuck about the auto workers or even GM. He just cares about how this would make his doomed re-election campaign look in Michigan.
Trump's organ donor speaks about the Constitution yet again.
Good. Maybe they'll also look into why her father's ship was caught smuggling 90 pounds of cocaine.
It totally figures that two corrupt assholes like Falwell and Trump would develop a bromance.
Tip to Ed Snowden- If you have to negotiate with sociopaths who are comfortable with starving and raping caged children to get a fair trial, guess what? You're never getting a fair trial.
"Who do you like more, the country or the Hispanics?" He said this in New Mexico. Which has gone Democratic in the last seven presidential elections. Of Steve Cortes, Trump’s Hispanic Advisory Council: “He happens to be Hispanic, but I’ve never quite figured it out, because he looks more like a WASP than I do.”
In other words, "Hey, look at my spic, over there!"
Trump's base is inspired by bin Laden. I suppose this was inevitable.
Nothing illegal? What law school did you go to, genius?
Sewer Rat Barbie claims mass shootings are not a reason to ban AR15s. Australia disagreed in 1996. They haven't had a mass shooting since.
The money-grubbing Trump administration wants to charge immigrants $1000 to appeal deportation orders. Then we should charge him a billion dollars to appeal his upcoming impeachment.
Please tell me this genocidal war criminal got voted out. If he loses, watch Trump get on Twitter and scream 3-5 million Palestinians illegally voted for the center right party.
Right now, I'm laughing myself sick not just because it looks as if Netanyahu's right wing Likud lost their majority in the Knesset and that he may not be PM for much longer but also because he was stupid enough to think he could count on Trump for support. Silly, silly little man
Funny stuff. But have an eagle shit on Trump's & McConnell's heads, THEN you'll have a story.
No shit. Look at who's in the Oval Office.
Well, well, look at what my girl's been up to.
Trump obstructs Congressional probe into Trump obstructing justice.
So, this is what what happened when Greta Thunberg testified on Capitol Hill Tuesday. It didn't go too well for the Republican. It never does.
The internet slammed CNN for booking this mendacious fascist but this is the reason why, so they could make him look like a mendacious fascist.
News flash: The 4th amendment doesn't exist, anymore.
Oh, this is good news. Looks as if THE WALKING DEAD is about to become a documentary series. No wonder Snowden wants out.
Fear not, the Klansman in Chief will save us from this series of hurricanes. We know how much he hates chain migrations.
Another Republican child molester bites the dust. Somehow, I don't think this is what Jesus had in mind when he said, "Bring the children unto me." And finally...
This September 26th, think about what Stanislav Petrov did for us all 36 years ago.
More than 2000 years before #Metoo, there was this rape case.
Nice to see that Pompous Maximus is doing his best to destroy the planet's lungs.
Speaking of the Sacklers o' shit: Corporation that made tens of billions over the last 12 years addicting and killing hundreds of thousands now claims poverty.
This bloated cunt's a real profile in courage, eh? Churchill would be proud.
Finally, an explanation for how a loathsome turd like Ted Cruz got elected then reelected to the US Senate. Just imagine what Molly Ivins would've said about him.
Oh please. Like Republicans never cashed in after leaving the White House? Trump can't stand the idea of a black man making lots of money. This is just another of Donnie Dumbo's Deflect and Distract tactics.
Easley's right. Trump doesn't give a fuck about the auto workers or even GM. He just cares about how this would make his doomed re-election campaign look in Michigan.
Trump's organ donor speaks about the Constitution yet again.
Good. Maybe they'll also look into why her father's ship was caught smuggling 90 pounds of cocaine.
It totally figures that two corrupt assholes like Falwell and Trump would develop a bromance.
Tip to Ed Snowden- If you have to negotiate with sociopaths who are comfortable with starving and raping caged children to get a fair trial, guess what? You're never getting a fair trial.
"Who do you like more, the country or the Hispanics?" He said this in New Mexico. Which has gone Democratic in the last seven presidential elections. Of Steve Cortes, Trump’s Hispanic Advisory Council: “He happens to be Hispanic, but I’ve never quite figured it out, because he looks more like a WASP than I do.”
In other words, "Hey, look at my spic, over there!"
Trump's base is inspired by bin Laden. I suppose this was inevitable.
Nothing illegal? What law school did you go to, genius?
Sewer Rat Barbie claims mass shootings are not a reason to ban AR15s. Australia disagreed in 1996. They haven't had a mass shooting since.
The money-grubbing Trump administration wants to charge immigrants $1000 to appeal deportation orders. Then we should charge him a billion dollars to appeal his upcoming impeachment.
Please tell me this genocidal war criminal got voted out. If he loses, watch Trump get on Twitter and scream 3-5 million Palestinians illegally voted for the center right party.
Right now, I'm laughing myself sick not just because it looks as if Netanyahu's right wing Likud lost their majority in the Knesset and that he may not be PM for much longer but also because he was stupid enough to think he could count on Trump for support. Silly, silly little man
Funny stuff. But have an eagle shit on Trump's & McConnell's heads, THEN you'll have a story.
No shit. Look at who's in the Oval Office.
Well, well, look at what my girl's been up to.
Trump obstructs Congressional probe into Trump obstructing justice.
So, this is what what happened when Greta Thunberg testified on Capitol Hill Tuesday. It didn't go too well for the Republican. It never does.
The internet slammed CNN for booking this mendacious fascist but this is the reason why, so they could make him look like a mendacious fascist.
News flash: The 4th amendment doesn't exist, anymore.
Oh, this is good news. Looks as if THE WALKING DEAD is about to become a documentary series. No wonder Snowden wants out.
Fear not, the Klansman in Chief will save us from this series of hurricanes. We know how much he hates chain migrations.
Another Republican child molester bites the dust. Somehow, I don't think this is what Jesus had in mind when he said, "Bring the children unto me." And finally...
This September 26th, think about what Stanislav Petrov did for us all 36 years ago.
posted by jurassicpork @ Thursday, September 19, 2019
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