Gotham City Digest
(Where we vow never to be a horse's ass on a horse's ass.)
Do you too ever get the feeling that the most efficacious purpose of politics is to serve as a vehicle for irony? Because it looks as if a zombie memo written by Hillary 45 years ago when she was 26 may actually help take down Trump.
Thank you for your service, ladies. Those of us who have lived the life know you're not there to just wound the poachers.
Yak bound for the butcher jumps trailer, heads for the hills. Good for you, big fella. Now stay in those mountains.
Don't believe this bullshit you hear about Biden winning big among black people. Maybe he can fool the older ones but not their kids and grandkids.
Yeah, you wish, you crook. Tell that to Nixon's ghost.
"Dating Stephen Miller" sounds like a new Netflix serial killer documentary, doesn't it?
Letting slaughterhouses police themselves? You can't possibly convince me this sham administration isn't out to kill us all.
Donnie Dumbo's screaming about this now, the sure sign of an innocent man.
Here are my takeaways about Antonio Brown-
Brown got fired for doing the same thing as Robert Kraft in that Florida massage parlor.
The guy who DIDN'T get fired by Nike, Colin Kaepernick, never got the opportunities Brown got these last six months.
Thank you for your service, ladies. Those of us who have lived the life know you're not there to just wound the poachers.
Yak bound for the butcher jumps trailer, heads for the hills. Good for you, big fella. Now stay in those mountains.
Don't believe this bullshit you hear about Biden winning big among black people. Maybe he can fool the older ones but not their kids and grandkids.
Yeah, you wish, you crook. Tell that to Nixon's ghost.
"Dating Stephen Miller" sounds like a new Netflix serial killer documentary, doesn't it?
Letting slaughterhouses police themselves? You can't possibly convince me this sham administration isn't out to kill us all.
Donnie Dumbo's screaming about this now, the sure sign of an innocent man.
Here are my takeaways about Antonio Brown-
Brown got fired for doing the same thing as Robert Kraft in that Florida massage parlor.
The guy who DIDN'T get fired by Nike, Colin Kaepernick, never got the opportunities Brown got these last six months.
Trump pressured Ukrainian president at least EIGHT TIMES IN A SINGLE
PHONE CALL to work with Giuliani to help him get reelected.If this doesn't make the gutless Democrats impeach him, nothing will.
Quote o' the day: "Our nuclear was getting very tired..Now we have it in, as we would say, tippy-top shape. Tippy top. We have new and we have renovated and it's incredible. We all should pray we never have to use it."
Quote o' the day: "Our nuclear was getting very tired..Now we have it in, as we would say, tippy-top shape. Tippy top. We have new and we have renovated and it's incredible. We all should pray we never have to use it."
Just as a friendly reminder: This short-fingered vulgarian
is the one with his tiny, adorable little fingers on the big red button.
Here's a suggestion: Trump needs to have a walking laugh track wherever he goes and that laugh track should be provided by the MSM.
Yes, Candace Owens told Congress yesterday that "white supremacists and white nationalists" are not a problem for black America. I suppose she also believes the Nazis' antisemitism wasn't harmful to Jews, either. Or KFC never once harmed a single chicken.
Candace Owens has it wrong. The Left doesn't use "racism" and "white supremacy" to win elections. Trump & the rest of the GOP use racists and white supremacists to win elections.
Trump's Friday:
1) Said "our nuclear was tired" but that they were in "tippy top shape."
2) Claimed not to read the #whistleblower report then said seconds later everyone read it & laughed at it, still refuses to release it to Congress.
3) Lambasted the media
4) Expressed fear of getting rained on again
5) The right wing WSJ said he bribed Ukrainian president
Here's a suggestion: Trump needs to have a walking laugh track wherever he goes and that laugh track should be provided by the MSM.
Yes, Candace Owens told Congress yesterday that "white supremacists and white nationalists" are not a problem for black America. I suppose she also believes the Nazis' antisemitism wasn't harmful to Jews, either. Or KFC never once harmed a single chicken.
Candace Owens has it wrong. The Left doesn't use "racism" and "white supremacy" to win elections. Trump & the rest of the GOP use racists and white supremacists to win elections.
1) Said "our nuclear was tired" but that they were in "tippy top shape."
2) Claimed not to read the #whistleblower report then said seconds later everyone read it & laughed at it, still refuses to release it to Congress.
3) Lambasted the media
4) Expressed fear of getting rained on again
5) The right wing WSJ said he bribed Ukrainian president
All before dinnertime.
Well, that settles THAT question. A Ukrainian government official just admitted that Trump broke the law in asking for their help in the 2020 election.
Why the fuck are we defending Saudi Arabia's oil fields instead of our own? Especially after all the shit they bought from our war profiteers?
Sewer Rat Barbie's husband strikes again.
What a difference a year makes. This is what they mean when they say one person can change the world.
A judge just ordered Trump to give a videotaped deposition about a case in which his thugs roughed up some protesters. Color me biased but I don't recall Obama being in so much legal hot water.
Nothing quite says, "I am here to protect America’s Workers!” like a greedy billionaire chastising a greedy multimillionaire.
Salon shreds Stallone's new Rambo movie. Somehow I manage to enjoy the series and ignore the right wing politics behind them but this time, in the age of Trump, it might not be possible.
If the Democrats fell 100 seats short of a majority on impeachment, it's not because it was a bad idea. It's still a very necessary idea. It was the result of a self-fulfilling prophecy engineered from the start. And, as the Speaker, Pelosi must accept the lion's share of the blame. And finally...
At last, an explanation as to why people get into public service.
Well, that settles THAT question. A Ukrainian government official just admitted that Trump broke the law in asking for their help in the 2020 election.
Why the fuck are we defending Saudi Arabia's oil fields instead of our own? Especially after all the shit they bought from our war profiteers?
Sewer Rat Barbie's husband strikes again.
A judge just ordered Trump to give a videotaped deposition about a case in which his thugs roughed up some protesters. Color me biased but I don't recall Obama being in so much legal hot water.
Nothing quite says, "I am here to protect America’s Workers!” like a greedy billionaire chastising a greedy multimillionaire.
Salon shreds Stallone's new Rambo movie. Somehow I manage to enjoy the series and ignore the right wing politics behind them but this time, in the age of Trump, it might not be possible.
If the Democrats fell 100 seats short of a majority on impeachment, it's not because it was a bad idea. It's still a very necessary idea. It was the result of a self-fulfilling prophecy engineered from the start. And, as the Speaker, Pelosi must accept the lion's share of the blame. And finally...
At last, an explanation as to why people get into public service.
posted by jurassicpork @ Saturday, September 21, 2019
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