Gotham City Digest: Extra Super-Sized edition
(We'll get around to vacuuming the forest floors, we promise.)
Saturday was the 81st anniversary of Kristallnacht or, as Trump calls it, "The night of very fine people on both sides."
Cos play gone horribly wrong. The top one was taken at Trump's yugely successful Blacks for Trump Atlanta rally.
What is it about right wingers and Russians? Oh, right. Right wingers are fabulously corrupt.
Bring us your tired, your huddled masses... but not if they're poor.
I think we need to know more about who Lindsey Graham's been caught blowing.
Oshkosh, B'gosh! Tapper flat out calls right wing Trumper Ron Johnson a liar on live national TV.
Last month, #MoscowMitch huddled together with GOP senators on how to respond to the impeachment and Trump's extortion of Ukraine. His advice? "Make up your own defense."
What is it about right wingers and Russians? Oh, right. Right wingers are fabulously corrupt.
Oshkosh, B'gosh! Tapper flat out calls right wing Trumper Ron Johnson a liar on live national TV.
Last month, #MoscowMitch huddled together with GOP senators on how to respond to the impeachment and Trump's extortion of Ukraine. His advice? "Make up your own defense."
He also held a Powerpoint slide show explaining to these goobers how impeachment works.
Like I keep saying, this is all the right wing has- Thuggery and violence. They know they can't defend their crooked hero so they resort to mindless violence. They're rabid animals that need to be put down.
Mick Mulvaney's trying to join a suit against Trump. Yes, you read that right- Mulvaney is suing Trump.
Trump went to the World Series in Washington. The home town team lost.
Like I keep saying, this is all the right wing has- Thuggery and violence. They know they can't defend their crooked hero so they resort to mindless violence. They're rabid animals that need to be put down.
Mick Mulvaney's trying to join a suit against Trump. Yes, you read that right- Mulvaney is suing Trump.
Trump went to the World Series in Washington. The home town team lost.
Trump goes to Alabama and the Crimson Tide lost their first game of the year and their first home game in four years.
We need to send him to more Yankees games. That is, if he isn't in federal prison by next season.
Actually, John Bolton released the funds and stabbed the fat man in the back right before he walked out the door.
"A culpable state of mind"?! And this man passed the Louisiana bar exam?!?! Since when do sociopaths have "a culpable state of mind"? And how would you prove something like that?
We need to send him to more Yankees games. That is, if he isn't in federal prison by next season.
Actually, John Bolton released the funds and stabbed the fat man in the back right before he walked out the door.
"A culpable state of mind"?! And this man passed the Louisiana bar exam?!?! Since when do sociopaths have "a culpable state of mind"? And how would you prove something like that?
Here's something to go
on- Trump ordered the tape and the transcript to be locked up in a super
secret N.I.C.E. server that's used for national security secrets, not
"perfect" phone calls between world leaders. That sounds a "culpable
state of mind" to me, Johnny boy.
Why in God's name would Giuliani hire a right wing girl barely out of her teens as his Communications Director and who is "Charles"? Well, now we know.
The GOP's become "the Soviet Party"? Duh. I've been saying this for years.
Oh nice. Mix a stimulant with a depressant. THAT'LL do wonders for your cardiovascular system.
Oh, Bloomberg would perform well against Trump? The same could be said of a moldy sack of potatoes with Mario Cuomo's face scrawled on it.
Why in God's name would Giuliani hire a right wing girl barely out of her teens as his Communications Director and who is "Charles"? Well, now we know.
The GOP's become "the Soviet Party"? Duh. I've been saying this for years.
Oh nice. Mix a stimulant with a depressant. THAT'LL do wonders for your cardiovascular system.
Oh, Bloomberg would perform well against Trump? The same could be said of a moldy sack of potatoes with Mario Cuomo's face scrawled on it.
We've
all learned our lessons from the last time we "elected" a billionaire.
Remember Howard Schultz, the Starbucks asshole? He crashed and burned.
Tom Steyer crashed and burned, even though CNN still keeps putting his
puss above their chyrons. Now Bloomberg's crashing and burning like a
certain blimp in Lakehurst, NJ.
We don't want these right wing psychopaths posing as Democrats and we don't want them in this or any race. The very fact they're running betrays how clueless and out of touch they are. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader CC)
Of course, Donnie Dumbo and his genetic deadpoolers would decry this is "fake news."
Please tell me this batshit harpy isn't related to Ernest Hemingway.
Jack fucking Dorsey, the ultimate right wing corporate whore, will ban ads from environmental groups about global warming but will still happily accept Exxon's propaganda and their money decrying it.
We don't want these right wing psychopaths posing as Democrats and we don't want them in this or any race. The very fact they're running betrays how clueless and out of touch they are. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader CC)
Of course, Donnie Dumbo and his genetic deadpoolers would decry this is "fake news."
Please tell me this batshit harpy isn't related to Ernest Hemingway.
Jack fucking Dorsey, the ultimate right wing corporate whore, will ban ads from environmental groups about global warming but will still happily accept Exxon's propaganda and their money decrying it.
One more
time, Jack, global warming is not a political issue and it stopped being
one the moment politicians refused to meaningfully address it. It is a
global human rights crisis in the making.
Meet the gallant all-black American female battalion that served in Europe during World War II.
Meme intermission.
"Unlike most of the impeachment witnesses so far, Bolton talked one-on-one with the president on numerous occasions. He has a degree of insight that the impeachment witnesses we've seen so far simply cannot offer."
"Unlike most of the impeachment witnesses so far, Bolton talked one-on-one with the president on numerous occasions. He has a degree of insight that the impeachment witnesses we've seen so far simply cannot offer."
Very true, hence justifiably worrisome for the White House.
Thank goodness this bigoted barnacle Pete King is ready to fall off. After 28 years of his shit, now we can finally flip the district. All we have to do now is convince his running buddy Chuck Schumer ("D"-Wall Street) to follow him out the door.
"(Don Jr) had just argued in his book – that a hate-filled American left was hell-bent on silencing him and anyone else who supported the Trump presidency.
But the appearance backfired when his own supporters, diehard Make America Great Again conservatives, raised their voices most loudly in protest and ended up drowning him out barely 20 minutes into an event scheduled to last two hours."
Useful or useless idiots? You decide.
Thank goodness this bigoted barnacle Pete King is ready to fall off. After 28 years of his shit, now we can finally flip the district. All we have to do now is convince his running buddy Chuck Schumer ("D"-Wall Street) to follow him out the door.
"(Don Jr) had just argued in his book – that a hate-filled American left was hell-bent on silencing him and anyone else who supported the Trump presidency.
But the appearance backfired when his own supporters, diehard Make America Great Again conservatives, raised their voices most loudly in protest and ended up drowning him out barely 20 minutes into an event scheduled to last two hours."
Useful or useless idiots? You decide.
I'm going to shock some of you by saying these fascist airheads were
wrong to do this. Don Jr. has every bit as much a right to speak about
whatever he pleases as anyone else. Their only use in this clusterfuck
is putting the lie to Fredo's assertion that all the hatred is coming
from the left.
Of course, too much styling gel has seeped through his scalp and poisoned what passes for his brain so Fredo will never change his views about the left. No doubt he'll eventually claim these racist asswipes were far left plants.
"I can shoot my presidency in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose a single vote."
5th Column Republicans, never interested in the rule of law or facts, have installed Gym Jordan (R-Dude, where's my jacket?) on the Intelligence Committee as a ringer, a catfish to stir shit up and turn the impeachment proceedings into a right wing circus.
Eating while black? Seriously?
See, Nikki? This is what happens when you jump into a swamp filled with piranhas and pretend to be one of them- You get eaten alive.
Leave it to the paranoid DoD to spy on peaceful protest groups in a "threat assessment."
Even #MoscowMitch wants nothing to do with Bevin.
This, the final 60 seconds of WWI, happened 101 years ago today. The last few seconds are truly chilling.
Be careful what you wish for because you just may get it. Now Bolivia doesn't have a leader, a vice president or even a Senate leader.
This Revolution will be televised, with limited commercial interruptions.
Of course, too much styling gel has seeped through his scalp and poisoned what passes for his brain so Fredo will never change his views about the left. No doubt he'll eventually claim these racist asswipes were far left plants.
"I can shoot my presidency in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose a single vote."
5th Column Republicans, never interested in the rule of law or facts, have installed Gym Jordan (R-Dude, where's my jacket?) on the Intelligence Committee as a ringer, a catfish to stir shit up and turn the impeachment proceedings into a right wing circus.
Eating while black? Seriously?
See, Nikki? This is what happens when you jump into a swamp filled with piranhas and pretend to be one of them- You get eaten alive.
Leave it to the paranoid DoD to spy on peaceful protest groups in a "threat assessment."
Even #MoscowMitch wants nothing to do with Bevin.
This, the final 60 seconds of WWI, happened 101 years ago today. The last few seconds are truly chilling.
Be careful what you wish for because you just may get it. Now Bolivia doesn't have a leader, a vice president or even a Senate leader.
This Revolution will be televised, with limited commercial interruptions.
If they made it a PPV, we could pay off the national debt.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, you really ARE a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
According to former Labor Secretary Robert Reich, there are five ways to become a billionaire and succeeding at free market capitalism isn't among them. (Please try to overlook Reich's "much-vaulted entrepreneurs" typo).
This is what Trump and his shysters are reduced to in their pathetic attempt to hide his fraudulent tax returns- Conspiracy theorizing that the NY AG is in cahoots with House Democrats to bring him down.
Sure Trump drained the swamp...right into Ukraine.
Basically, what it boils down to is this: Neither Bolton, Kupperman or anyone else involved in the lawsuit wanted Mulvaney on board because they were afraid he would, dare I say it? swamp the raft.
Devin Nunes' (R-Moo) witness wish list is literally a cry for help, according to NBC's legal analyst.
Sorry, Dodgy Donald, but your other conspiracy theory about inaccurate transcripts is as full of shit as your diaper.
Dear God, but this woman is spectacularly insane. She actually thinks she's Putin's lover, communicates with him through the color of his ties, that Nancy Pelosi personally stopped her at the airport in North Dakota on her way to Russia and is going to dominate the world with Putin and Trump.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha, you really ARE a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
According to former Labor Secretary Robert Reich, there are five ways to become a billionaire and succeeding at free market capitalism isn't among them. (Please try to overlook Reich's "much-vaulted entrepreneurs" typo).
This is what Trump and his shysters are reduced to in their pathetic attempt to hide his fraudulent tax returns- Conspiracy theorizing that the NY AG is in cahoots with House Democrats to bring him down.
Sure Trump drained the swamp...right into Ukraine.
Basically, what it boils down to is this: Neither Bolton, Kupperman or anyone else involved in the lawsuit wanted Mulvaney on board because they were afraid he would, dare I say it? swamp the raft.
Devin Nunes' (R-Moo) witness wish list is literally a cry for help, according to NBC's legal analyst.
Sorry, Dodgy Donald, but your other conspiracy theory about inaccurate transcripts is as full of shit as your diaper.
Dear God, but this woman is spectacularly insane. She actually thinks she's Putin's lover, communicates with him through the color of his ties, that Nancy Pelosi personally stopped her at the airport in North Dakota on her way to Russia and is going to dominate the world with Putin and Trump.
Not surprisingly, these QAnon morons are getting drained into Dr. Phil's show. How he could keep a straight face is anyone's guess.
I can perfectly see this being broadcast in "On the Lighter Side..." on Russian state TV.
Why isn't anyone going to jail for this? Oh, I know. It's legal under the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996. Thanks, again, Slick Willie! Aces! Anf finally...
I'm stunned. I expected much better from a lard-assed, mayonnaise sandwich-eating right wing honky like Boris Johnson.
I can perfectly see this being broadcast in "On the Lighter Side..." on Russian state TV.
Why isn't anyone going to jail for this? Oh, I know. It's legal under the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996. Thanks, again, Slick Willie! Aces! Anf finally...
I'm stunned. I expected much better from a lard-assed, mayonnaise sandwich-eating right wing honky like Boris Johnson.
posted by jurassicpork @ Monday, November 11, 2019
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