Gotham City Digest
(But, please, let's not make comparisons. Comparisons are the first stage of rehabilitation.)
I don't why and how Uncle Fester still has enough drawing power to attract reporters to his press conferences but this one was like watching a chimp fling its shit into a NASA/JPL wind tunnel.
Why is Trump secretly meeting with GOP scum from Michigan? Well, this is the first thought that occurred to me: "Some members of Mr. Trump’s team have promoted the legally dubious theory that friendly legislatures could under certain scenarios effectively subvert the popular vote and send their own, pro-Trump delegations to the Electoral College."
Yes, stupid, we CAN hear you on the live stream and, yes, we, too, saw "fuckin' Rudy's hair dye dripping down his face." Some sights you just can't unsee and that's one of them.
Here are some of the lowlights of Drooliani's plastic waste basket fire of a press conference from today.
"It changes the result of the election in Michigan if you take out Wayne County."
Saying of Philly, "it's a corrupt city".
"The recount in Georgia will tell us nothing because these fraudulent ballots will just be counted again."
"My Cousin Vinny".
Hugo Chavez rigged the 2020 election even though Chavez has been dead since 2013.
Soros, again.
Hair dye dripping down his face.
$20,000 a day he wants.
Tufts University Professor Daniel Drezner ain't buying Emily Murphy's homemade martyrdom.
Your Brad and Karen o' the day.
I can't imagine why more managers and supervisors aren't universally loved, especially the4se cold-blooded sociopaths at Tyson's Waterloo facility that bet on how many of their workers would get COVID.
As they say, elect a clown, expect a circus. Another fucking idiot gets on the federal judiciary, a woman who's been practicing law for just 8 years and had never tried a case in court. I suspect she got her law degree at a Rotary Club raffle. Getting mor4ons like this on the federal bench is more important to McConnell than passing a meaningful coronavirus relief package. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)
Of all the assclowns in Trump's Cabinet, this is the one I want to see go more than any other- This evangelical whackjob with the 10 yachts who tirelessly fought perhaps more than any other to make public education and even her department irrelevant.
Grifters are gonna grift. But El Paso was stupid to let Trump, whose record of stiffing people is long and sordid, come in without making him pay in advance. They were just as stupid to not sue the Trump campaign for the better than half a million dollars they're owed by this child-molesting debt-welcher.
Is anyone getting the impression that this stiff prick Mike Pence didn't answer any questions because he didn't get permission from Jared?
You may recall Olvia Nuzzi's now-infamous article, "A Conversation With Rudy Giuliani Over Bloody Marys at the Mark Hotel". Believe it or not, Nuzzi still texts Giuliani and this was their exchange after his shitshow of a presser today.
Your Karen o' the day.
I love that Dr. Mary Trump keeps referring to him as "Donald" and never "the president." Because, like me, she recognizes that Trump was never really the president. We just suspended all serious investigations and the laws governing electoral integrity and allowed Trump to continue this murderous delusion that he was actually the president.
Trump's now 1-30 in his ridiculous lawsuits.
Trump just claimed he dropped his lawsuit in Michigan because "WE WON!" OK, when can we conclude this psychopath is completely insane and needs to be removed under the 25th Amendment by, like, yesterday?
"(There is an) aggressive, unrelenting, broad community spread across the country, without evidence of improvement but, rather, further deterioration," -The WH task force.
Hopefully, that Holy Spirit will move him straight to the fiery gulf of Hell.
"I want to represent you even though I can't stand living among you."
Yes, Drooliani's latest brilliant legal move is to flip 1.5 million votes for Biden to Trump. Yes, the suit actually says that. And finally...
New York prosecutors are investigating Trump's tax write-offs on Ivanka's fees as actual crimes.
posted by jurassicpork @ Thursday, November 19, 2020
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