Sunday, July 31, 2022

Interview with Wendy Kendall

When celebrated international purse designer, Katherine Watson, hosts a gala for her Purse-onality Museum, she never expected the next day's headline to read: 'Murder at the Gala Premiere.' But after a dead body is found during the event, that's exactly what happened.” – Synopsis for Kat Out of the Bag.

This month, we highlight cozy mystery author Wendy Kendall, the author of the new In-Purse Suit mysteries.

15) Wendy, I have to ask- Why purses? How do they lend themselves to murder?

I confess to a passion for purses. Give them a chance, they're truly fascinating. Not only a fashion statement, what people carry gives clues to their personalities, actions, and even motives. That includes men carrying messenger bags or other accessories. How fun to have an amateur sleuth, Katherine Watson, who is a purse designer. Her attention to detail and her creative spirit are traits enabling investigation.

     My research for my books is always fun, but especially memorable was my trip to Little Rock, Arkansas where I visited the Esse Purse Museum that shows women's history through their diverse display of each decade's purses carried. It's a fantastic collection and includes so many lessons about women's lives during those decades. It's one of only 3 purse museums in the world, not including the Purse-onality Museum Katherine Watson runs in Bayside, Washington.

     During my visit to Esse Purse Museum, I not only studied the displays, I also interviewed the incredible, fun staff. I also met and interviewed the talented, energetic, visionary Anita Davis. In the front of my book Kat Out of the Bag you'll see the Esse endorsement “. . . purses have a story to tell and for Kendall's mystery, the stories unveil more than just purse-sonal history; they're the clues to catch a killer.”

14) It also has to be asked. Who is that adorable pooch on the index page of your blog? Is that supposed to be Hobbs, the canine sidekick of Holmes and Watson?

     Katherine Watson's investigation at times has her head to head matching wits with local Bayside cop Jason Holmes, and his K-9 partner Hobbs. Although they disagree often, Katherine and Jason discover an undeniable attraction. They have to put their feelings on hold and focus on solving the murder, before Katherine becomes the killer's next knock off. Faithful Hobbs is also suspicious of Katherine's adopted cat, Purrada.

     I also research local policing for my mysteries. I recently graduated from the Community Police Academy. I met great people, learned lots, and kept many notes for reference. When I was writing Kat Out of the Bag I went on a police ride along with K-9 partners. Very exciting! So Hobbs in my book came from that experience.

     Although my model in your picture is not Hobbs, she is indeed adorable. She is Leela, and she belongs to one of my sons. What a sweet dog she is, too. She has the personality ideal for a therapy dog. Although she did not inspire Hobbs, she does have the look, and she is the inspiration for a dog in my upcoming holiday season book that releases in November, Heart of Christmas Cookies and Dreams. Leela is morphed into a delightful beagle who plays a part of what incites romance between a chef, George and corporate leader, widowed Liz. Ribbons of love run through this story.

Here's a picture of me with “Hobbs” on our ridealong.

13) Katherine Watson appears to have come from a short story. “Purse-Stachio Makes a Splash,” as part of the lengthy One Scoop or Two series. What made you decide to turn her into a feature-length character?

     Lesson number one on mysteries – appearances can be deceiving. Actually Kat Out of the Bag is the first book I wrote. When I finished that book, I missed writing about the victim, Brenda. I missed her wonderful character, and also the friendship she'd had with Katherine. That's when I decided to write a prequel with a mystery adventure Brenda and Katherine could solve together. They dive into a chilling cold case that is quite curious and begging for resolution. This novella also introduces more wonderful characters of the Bayside community, including Arturo who runs the ice cream shop on the beach by the ferry dock.

12) What do you perceive as Katherine’s strengths and weaknesses and what makes her such a compelling detective?

     Katherine will surprise you, and I love that about her. Even as the author, I'd sometimes expect a certain action or reaction and Katherine would surprise me with a very unexpected  alternative. She's quite confident and decisive. She zeroes in with attention to details, and is very thoughtful.

     Katherine does have a tendency to speak her mind without caution. She struggles with her decision to manage her Los Angeles Rodeo Drive fashion empire from her family home in Bayside, Washington. Katherine also has a tangible fear. She is claustrophobic.

     Katherine is collaborative, probably what I enjoy most about her and truly a strength in detective work. She wheels out her design whiteboard and on the backside she gathers clues and analysis from a humorous assortment of characters including her down to earth Grandmother, Pam, Katherine's hippie and flower child mother who gave herself her name, Moonjava (Katherine calls her MJ), and the college student who runs the purse museum's gift shop, Amber. All their insights and clues come from such different perspectives, and Katherine has the persistence to analyze it all and come to conclusions.

11) Plotter, pantser or plantser?

     I'm definitely a hybrid. I plot an outline which is also extremely useful for determining where clues should be dropped and when/where characters need to be at specific times in order for the mystery to work. I also freely write within that outline structure, although as I start each scene I first answer for myself 3 very important questions -

     What is the purpose of this scene for me, the author?

     What is the purpose of this scene for the character sharing it in their point of view?

     What is it the other characters in the scene want?

     It's always interesting to see how the answers to these three questions are often very different.

10) Last year, you’d introduced us to another character, Desiree Tucker, in the romantic suspense thriller, Snow Kiss Cookies to Die For. Are there any plans to turn that into a series or is it a one off?

     I'm so proud that Snow Kiss Cookies To Die For is the Finalist for Best Suspense at Killer Nashville in August, an amazing mystery writers and readers annual conference. And, if you've read and enjoyed my book, it's also in the running for Readers' Choice Award and you can vote for it at this link - https://killernashville.com/awards/killer-nashville-readers-choice-award/

     Romantic Suspense is a great combination, and this book practically wrote itself. Desiree is a first grade teacher at Bayside Elementary, dedicated to her students. She's a very warmhearted character and I enjoyed writing about someone in that profession. She's at the beginning of a sweet, new romance with Leo who works on the school's maintenance staff. Desiree's suddenly being tormented by a secret stalker though, and the situation is dire. There are several suspects, including Leo. At the end, there is a shocking confrontation. Enjoy the cookies too, because the yummy, original Snow Kiss Cookies recipe is included.

     What I've heard from readers is that they not only love my characters in Kat Out of the Bag, especially Katherine and Moonjava, they love the community of Bayside and they're interested in the characters who live there. I'm enjoying writing mysteries for Katherine, and for the citizens of Bayside.

9) When you were growing up, who were your favorite authors and had any of them gone on to influence, inspire or inform your work?

     I read like crazy when I was a kid, as I still do. My very favorite author was L. M. Montgomery with her Anne of Green Gables series. I also loved the Nancy Drew series and with other neighborhood kids I would invent mysteries on our block and those near us. We would investigate these made up mysteries. I also read and tried to solve the cases of Sherlock Holmes. Very challenging. I still go back and enjoy these stories. Each of these series had a tremendous influence on me.

     As an adult, a cozy mystery author who is one of my author heroes is Laura Childs, who writes several series. I have a podcast on YouTube, Kendall and Cooper Talk Mysteries where we interview mystery authors, and thanks to that podcast I met this hero author and got to interview her. What a huge thrill for me. I've learned a lot from her and her books.

     Finally, I am also greatly influenced by the Bard, William Shakespeare. In fact my newest book, a great summer read is Cherry Shakes in the Park which is a new twist on A Midsummer Night's Dream including all the humor, romance, and adding an enticing mystery.

8) Next month, you’re introducing us to another character, Bryson Tanner, in the novella, Cherry Shakes in the Park. Since no one’s been introduced to him, yet, tell us a bit about Bryson.

     Here's how Bryson's story begins -

     Standing at the bottom of the wooden stairs to Ginardo’s ice cream shop, Bryson wished he could shake off his broken heart as easily as he shook the beach sand from his feet. He’d missed Marta from the moment she got on that bus and left him. A rogue wave of sadness hit hard, splashing visions of their walks along the bay in his face.

     There on the beach, Marta’s friends waved to him. Naomi stood in the sunshine, up to her knees in water. Next to her, Tara took pictures on her cell phone. The space between them where Marta should be standing reflected the hole in his heart. Bryson waved back. Nice girls, but neither were Marta.

     He clenched his fists. Here he was, mid-twenties with plans for this decade of his life. Settling down with his girl, Olympic tryouts and qualifying, sprinting to a medal, product endorsements, and a happy new career. It all crashed and burned a month ago. His broken spirit affected everything, even track times. What do you do when your dreams hit a dead end?

     As the story goes on, Bryson is faced with mysteries of the heart when Marta returns with the Not Royal Shakes Company to perform in the park at Bayside. Sparks fly as Bryson is torn between rekindling flames with Marta or a new spark with her co-star Senona. They're racing to follow clues around Bayside, along with the Shakes Company cast of humorous characters, and of course a dog, to try and win the scavenger hunt prize.

     In the meantime, Bryson faces the mysterious kidnapping of his beloved coach's brother, and wants to help, but the clock is ticking to find and save him. Who knew that a comical midnight dalliance at Loon Point would merge clues to both mysteries and reveal the true danger Bryson faces?

7) Days ago, you’d also been included in a Christmas cookie-themed mystery anthology, Sprinkle With Sugar. Tell us a little about what your story’s about.

     This printed anthology includes the print version of Snow Kiss Cookies To Die For. Otherwise this story of mine is available in ebook. I'm honored for my story to be included with two other wonderful mysteries in this anthology.

6) For someone who lives in Seattle, the coffee capital of the world, you seem to be a tea aficionado. How did that come about?

     I'm definitely a tea lover. My parents were both from the United Kingdom, my mother from Wales and my dad from England. My mother tolerated tea and actually preferred coffee, but my dad loved them both. So I could feel “grown up” they would serve me tea with milk and sugar when family and friends enjoyed their coffee. I'll never forget one afternoon when my dad taught me how to correctly brew tea, including making sure the teapot was warmed with hot water before steeping the tea – very important.

     As an adult I dropped the milk and sugar in my tea, and I love trying teas from all over the world made with an assortment of leaves. Both my sons have contributed to my enjoyment of tea with special pots and accessories, and with a fantastic subscription to Tea Runners that gives me samples of 4 teas each month, and educates me about them.

     There's so much to know about this great drink. I always enjoy my tea while writing, and Katherine Watson's grandmother, Pam is also a tea enthusiast.

5) Describe your typical writing day. Do you draft in notebooks, straight on a laptop or both? Do you set daily word goals and, if so, what are they?

     I do make initial notes in notebooks, and when I think of something but don't have my laptop handy. Otherwise, I draft and edit all on my laptop.

     I set weekly goals. I am part of a tremendous writing critique group. I value their critique comments very much, and they also keep my enthusiasm up during tough plotting times. We meet once a week, and that's a great deadline for me to work towards my goals. I'm one of those people who are always motivated by deadlines.

4) Have you ever been tempted to write a hard-boiled mystery?

     Oh no, I enjoy reading and also watching movies of hard-boiled mystery, but I'm enjoying my cozy mysteries, romantic suspense, and my first full romance book coming this holiday season.

3) Is there any possibility of a cross-over novel between two of your characters?

     Oh yes, as I said Bayside is what ties my characters together. Katherine and Jason, with Hobbs, both appear in Snow Kiss Cookies To Die For with Desiree and Leo. Arturo Girardo are in both my summer beach reads, the Prequel, and also Cherry Shakes. You just never know who's going to pop up again! Right now I'm writing the sequel to Kat Out of the Bag. It's such an exciting case with returning and also intriguing new characters.

2) You’re also writing a series of middle grade mysteries called Silly Peppers. Tell us a little about that.

     This one is such a fun concept, unfortunately it hasn't received enough of my time yet to be reader ready. It's a wonderful concept of middle graders who are solving mysteries together. I'd be delighted for it to entertain and inspire our future mystery enthusiasts when I can get it finished.

1) So, what’s next for Wendy Kendall?

     Writing endeavors are so much fun. I'm finishing the sequel to Kat Out of the Bag and can't wait for readers to enjoy Katherine's next mystery adventure, hopefully next year.

     I have the plot outline for the next Katherine after the sequel too, ready for me to get started on.

     And I like exploring other genres, so I also have outlined a Fictional Historical Romance ready to write.

     And there's Silly Peppers.

     In the near future, I'm so excited about the release of Cherry Shakes in the Park this month, available for pre-order currently. And this holiday season Heart of Christmas Cookies and Dreams a Romance and the delicious, original recipe is included, along with the Legend of the Heart of Christmas Cookie.

     And, my fingers are crossed for Snow Kiss Cookies To Die For hopefully voted for Readers' Choice.

     Thank you for your questions. It's a treat to talk about my books and interests with you.

If you’re interested in discovering more about Ms. Kendall and her work, then follow the links below.

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Thursday, July 28, 2022

Pottersville Digest


     The Trump version of altruism.
    Congress asked them on January 16, 2021 not to erase any messages. They erased them. So this announcement is supposed to result in... what, exactly?

     I guess the Spanish Inquisition is running the GOP House's Twitter account.
     "You've been kicked off the ballot for fraudulent activity."
     "Fine. Then I'll spend $8,000,000 of my own money, anyway!"
     This denial of basic facts and reality perfectly defines the post Trump movement.

     This is a snippet of Trump's January 7th speech that got him permanently kicked off Twitter. he tried to claim he immediately deployed the National Guard and law enforcement, which is not only a bald-faced lie but is strong evidence of a coverup.

     Only a Republican scumbag would be this sleazy and two-faced.

     Oh, sure. Let's put another Democratic national convention in Chicago at a highly polarized time in US history. What could possibly go wrong?
     Considering the assclown shysters he's had working for him these past several years, I like CNN's chances.

     It's looking more and more as if Mandela is the guy to take out cheesebreath Johnson.

     If the RNC actually had a "neutrality policy", they wouldn't be still paying his legal fees.

     In other words, Jews will not replace us?

     Meme intermission.

     Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.

     This story about this crook is about to get a whole lot bigger.

     Another Republican Profile in Courage.
     No Tony Stark, is he?
    So why was the guy who was manning Fox's political desk still fired from his job if Murdoch backed up the numbers? And finally...

     This perfectly delineates how much of a right wing asshole Joe Manchin has been throughout his entire political career. Republicans lose their shit when, for one brief, shining moment, Manchin caucuses and votes with the Democrats. And it's a fair question: Manchin doesn't do anything for anyone but himself. He would've had to get something significant out of this deal.

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Sure, Why Not?

     After suffering a near-fatal heart attack four days ago, why shouldn't my primary laptop give up the ghost and go to the Great Beyond in preparation for my, as I was recently rudely reminded, inevitable arrival? Apparently, according to my more tech-savvy #1 son, my OS disappeared from the HD due to a hack that installed a worm. I can get my files back but (rubbing fingertips together) it's a process, meaning it'll cost. I also lost the entirety of my ongoing Scott Carson novel but, thanks to my intrepid copyeditor, I got all but one chapter back.
     So, this is where I am right now: Against my better judgment, I dusted off and booted up my old backup laptop. Its sole saving grace is that it has a terabyte of hard drive space. But the battery's shot so it turns off when I unplug it to move it in another room. Four of the letters, and their capitalized counterparts, can't be typed and have to be copied and pasted.
     The Frostwire app is fucked and won't give me search results. I've been plagued with abrupt browser and even hard drive crashes, which was why I'd stopped using it last spring. I've also, apparently, been permanently logged out of Facebook and, being the fucking idiots they are, won't recognize my email address and passwords.
     Bottom line, I'm not exactly working under optimal conditions. I need a new, meaning a decent used laptop, preferably one with a Windows 7 Operating System. (Yeah, I know, but after the debacle in the wake of Windows 8 & 10, people are going for the unsupported versions of 7 and Vista.)
     For the time being, I have some discretionary spending ability and if you have a decent, scrubbed laptop you can part with, I'd certainly be willing to pay for it. If you have something to offer, you can reach me here in the comment section or email me at crawman2@yahoo.com.

Sunday, July 24, 2022

187

(By American Zen's Mike Flannigan, on loan from Ari) 
They say there are no coincidences in politics. I've never wholeheartedly subscribed to that. After all, why should the political arena be immune to the sometimes outrageous turns of events that coincidence provides? This is one such coincidence yet is one from which we can mine some significance:
     The number 187, as many of us know, is a police code for a homicide. 187 is also the number of minutes that Donald Trump did nothing to stop the rioters on January 6, 2021. From the time he'd ended his incendiary speech at the Ellipse at 1:10 PM until he made that video outside the White House, on the south lawn, at 4:17, Trump had successfully resisted any and all entreaties from his senior staff, his own family, congressmen and senators and powerful, influential media personalities to tell the rioters to stop the violence and go home.
     The January 6 Committee's eighth and final hearing until September when the congressional summer recess is over, made the information about what Trump did that afternoon more granular than ever. Four rioters died that day. A fifth, Officer Brian Sicknik, a supporter, died the next day. In the days and weeks to come, four more police officers died by their own hands.
     And what about Trump's hands? The blood of those nine people are on them. That's a lot of blood. Yet, not one of the survivors of the riot, none of the over 850 charged, got a pardon. None of the dead rioters got even a mention except for Ashli Babbitt, whose name Trump cynically used in order to insult the Capitol Police who'd so valiantly fought that day to preserve our democracy and safeguard the lives of congressmen and senators while they were in the midst of a pro forma but still vital function of government: the quadrennial certification of the Electoral College results.
     So, what happened that afternoon, instead?
   Well, for starters, the Capitol Building was breached, only the 12 unreinforced windows were breached, something the rioters could've only known after getting a highly irregular if not illegal recon tour from certain Republican congressmen (Yes, I'm looking at you, Barry Loudermilk. We all are.). Both the Senate and House chambers were fully occupied by screaming psychopaths with blood in their eyes.
     After hearing they got within 60 seconds of grabbing Mike Pence, we then learned it was more like 40 feet. Virtually all 435 members of Congress who were just as vital to the certification were also on the run, whose lives were also in danger. Republicans as well as Democrats. They were all marked men and women. Pence's Secret Service detail were calling home to tell family they loved them.

The Running Man 
Thanks to the eighth hearing last Thursday night, we got the full measure of the kind of "man" Josh Hawley is. Because, if anyone on Capitol Hill is now the poster child for wet-legged cowardice, of a cynical politician willing to suck up to the very worst elements that American society can offer only to run away from them just hours after giving them a fist pump from the safety of a police cordon that would be overrun, that person is Hawley.
 
     Hawley, it should be remembered, was the first Republican senator out of several who'd vowed to contest the electoral college results. Hours after his fist pump, Hawley was running in fear from them. In other words, Hawley didn't know with what he was climbing into bed. He either underestimated or overestimated the barbarians at the gates.
    You can't say that about Trump. You can't ever say that about Trump. He's always had a near supernatural ability to know his base, a gift that was just as infallible as Hitler's intuitive understanding of his base. This was why he thought, if the Secret Service had done his bidding, he could confidently and safely enter the crush of the mob, even though every indication is that Trump has been all his life a physical and moral coward. But if the anecdotes are correct, and we have no real reason to disbelieve them, Trump would've forced his SUV toward the Capitol, choking out his head of security and to hell with the Secret Service.
    Secret Service? Who needs them? I've got the Proud Boys, Oath Keepers and Three Percenters standing back and standing by. Trump really wanted to be in the middle of the stack formations that marched up the Capitol steps because he had every confidence and every good reason to know that they'd keep him safe and sound.
     Because he knew they were there for him. They were there because of him. Because he'd been saying for two months to the 74,000,000 misguided rubes who'd voted for him that their vote was stolen, that it didn't count, that the political  "elites" didn't care about the vox populi. If you want to get tens of millions of people riled up enough to try to overthrow the government, that's the way to go about it:  Instilling in them the illusion of disenfranchisement.
     Who cares that Trump's opponent got over 81,000,000 votes,  the most ever in a presidential election, that Joe Biden won 306 electoral college votes?
     Of course Trump knows his base. And he knows facts don't matter to them any more than they do to him when the facts are stubbornly inconvenient for him. This nonchalant disregarding of facts is what led him to take the podium at 2 am the morning after Election Day and, like the tinpot dictator he yearned to be, had declared himself the winner.
     That was why Trump tried to pressure state elections officials to overturn lawful results, why he briefly floated using the military and Homeland Security to confiscate voting machines so they could then be stuffed with fake votes for him then, finally, using the hard coup, the rioters, to stop the certification of the election results, even if it meant the extrajudicial execution of his own vice president.
    In other words, the most notorious 187 since Kennedy's assassination.

Saturday, July 23, 2022

Life, and Death, is What Gets In the Way When You're Making Other Plans

      So, there I was last Thursday night, having just watched the eighth and latest January 6th hearing. I picked out a short but pithy title, and had even chosen a lead image to use for Friday's post. 

      The chest pains had already set in but I'd had gas pains that were far worse than that. I drank some seltzer water hoping I'd bring up a belch, get rid of some unwanted gas and everything would be all right with the world.

     But this was different and deep down I knew it. The next day, yesterday, even with the AC on, I couldn't stop sweating. The chest pains got worse. I collapsed in the bathroom because my blood pressure bottomed out. I just knew if I didn't call 911, I wouldn't get to write any more blog posts. And it's a good thing I had.

     I had a coronary occlusion, what qualifies as a massive heart attack. One of the arteries feeding my heart with blood was completely or almost completely blocked, damaging the cardiac tissue on that side. Bottom line, a few hours after that 911 call, I had a stent put in, the occlusion was removed and, against the strenuous advice of the staff of the hospital, I checked myself out less than 24 hours later.

     Was it a stupid thing to do? Well, perhaps yes, from a medical standpoint. But I listened to the staff, they read me the numbers from my vitals and I thought this calculated risk was one worth taking. Yes, I wanted my life back, with improvements. But there was another reason adding urgency to my decision to check myself out.

     You see, the local hospital doesn't have a cath lab and several other things you'd expect from hospitals. The cath lab is where they worm the stents through your artery to widen it up and remove the blockage. So they had to send me to a hospital in Worcester. The problem with that was both cath labs in that place were currently being used so they had to send me to another hospital in the city of Worcester.

     When the EMTs were working on me, I asked them if Mrs. JP could come with me and explained the situation to them. They told me in no uncertain terms that was a no-go. All throughout the stabilization process, she didn't have any idea what was happening. And when I told her I'd had a massive heart attack when I came by to discharge her, it came as a genuine surprise to her, even though both my sons were with her much of the day.

     For nearly 13 years to the day, I've been Mrs. JP's person and she's been mine. And, as skilled as I trust they are in all matters medical, I knew that even the staff at the ER to which she'd been sent because she's no longer capable of caring for herself would be a poor substitute for the only person who's been her person, the only person in the world who knows her inside and out and knows what she needs.

     So I checked myself out, took a Lyft to the hospital and got her out. I'm not expecting a pat on the back because, yeah, I personally wanted out of that hospital. Yes, I made an emotional decision to discharge myself. But part of that emotional toolbox was getting Mrs. JP out of that situation in which she was parked in a chair in the ER's hallway and wondering where everyone went.

     When you make a promise to care for someone, as I had to her in 2009, you don't forget about them or toss them to the wayside when they lose a step or two. Yeah, maybe I should've taken that extra day for myself. But that extra day would've been a day of specialized care that only I could give her that she didn't get. So, however much time I have left in this world I will devote to her.

     Because a promise is a promise.

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

Pottersville Digest



     It's the CIA. You know, Big Brother, the Surveillance State. Didn't they have cameras there?
     Insider trading is illegal enough. But when you're the source of that inside information, that should make it twice as illegal.
     Your Karen o' the day.

     They had the same problem with Trump the day before when he recorded that first video. That went through seven takes and he still had to say, "You're very special, we love you."

     "Donald, apologize to our neighbor for putting that baseball through his window."

     "I hit that baseball so hard, it was the greatest home run ever hit. But they said it was a foul ball and I got robbed..."
     "Donald!"
     "...and I'm sorry your house was in the way."


     Shorter Donnie Dumbo: "You'd better break the law for me over this two year-old election or I'll endorse your primary opponent, whoever the fuck he is, just for spite."

     The GOP establishment may have been behind you but its voters weren't. That's all that matters, punk.

     Has anyone else come to the conclusion that the only thing even remotely interesting about Steve Bannon is wondering how much bigger that liver spot on his left temple will eventually get?

     Why does that bald-headed rat fucker DeJoy still have a job there? Didn't Biden fill the two vacant seats on the board to oust him?

     And, while I'm in an inquisitive mood, can someone give me a cogent reason that makes sense in any universe as to why 4chan hasn't been permanently shut down?

     One text message? OK, they're just showing contempt of Congress at this point.
     Oh, good. Susan Collins is concerned about our elections.

     If the agents are so eager to testify, then what's there to negotiate?
     Trump at this point is the fat bully who's always threatening to do a cannonball in the pool and no one knows whether they have to get out of the pool while the lifeguard stands by and watches him do it. And finally...

     Let's see Superman fix this shit.

Monday, July 18, 2022

Pottersville Digest


     Wow. I wouldn't have expected that of someone who owns 10 yachts.
     Ladies and germs, the new chair of the Idaho GOP. Yeah, she looks like she SHOULD be named Moon.
    John Wood- Just another craven right winger too afraid to be labeled as a Republican or conservative. Because God forbid Missourians should be given an actual Democrat to vote for. Maybe someone should ask him with which party he'll caucus in case God forbid he gets elected.
   "I have essentially been excluded from the Democratic Party." Fuck you, Douchewitz. You were never part of the Democratic Party, aren't now and never will be. Democrats don't talk to Newsmax, you over the hill Sondercommando.
     "She said she was a commercial fisherman and that her name was Sarah Palin. She confided that she smells like salmon for a large part of the summer."
     Who does this moron think he is, Jimi Hendrix at Monterey?
     "Instead of steak, McKillian was served an empty hot plate sprinkled with parsley. McKillian’s plate was delivered by a male server. While delivering the empty plate, [the server] looked at McKillian and said: ‘You’re probably used to a loud sizzle with your hot plate, but ours is silent. Enjoy.’”
     I still can't believe I read this or that any restaurant thinks this is acceptable, professional behavior.

    We need a lot more Democrats to make speeches like this standing up to white, right wing extremism.
     "That post does not represent the values of the Bracken County Republican Party."
     Yes it does.

     Oh, those rock-ribbed Christian family values. And finally...

     Bob Roper, of Columbia, is a retired bank executive and a local crank. (Tip o' the tinfoil to Constant Reader, CC)

Saturday, July 16, 2022

Pottersville Digest


     Good on him. More of us should have the guts to speak truth to power.

     "Powell allegedly left her children unattended to travel to D.C.."
     Oh yeah. She gets my vote for Mom of the Year.

     Shorter Twitter: "We insist on being owned by the mercurial, sociopathic scumbag who's tanking our stock valuation."

     A "device-replacement program" that just happens to delete text messages generated on two of the worst days in US history? Yeah, sounds legit.

     Shame she didn't outlive him.

     If you're wondering what that rumbling sound is, it's JFK Jr. turning in his grave at 3,300 rpms.

     I never realized what dedicated public servants Secret Service agents are. Joe Biden's been president for nearly a year and a half and the USSS is still protecting Trump.

     At this point, I'm amazed this loping pack of grifting assclowns isn't selling tickets to Ivana's wake.

     Damned good idea. Shame it'll have zero chance of passing in the Senate.

     This is what happens when you stray from party orthodoxy for even a moment. The Nazis were the same way.

     Projection=confession. Rinse and repeat as necessary.

     Kinda like Miss Piggy Meets Jackie O, isn't it? (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

    Every time I read stories like this, I keep imagining two year-olds lying flat on their backs and kicking their feet when they don't get their way at the supermarket.

     So, three of the rabid assclowns who attended that December 18, 2020 meeting in the Oval Office were deeply connected to three different Russian spies. Shocking, I know.

     The master race, ladies and gentlemen.

     The ironic thing is, nobody seemed to care that Kyle Rittenhouse traveled across state lines to kill two people in Wisconsin.


     I'm starting to lose count of how many times I've seen news people on TV cry on the air because the news here in America is so horrible. And finally...

     Can we all please stop pretending Roger Stone doesn't have Alzheimer's?

Friday, July 15, 2022

An Express Elevator to Hell

 
     Personally, I don't know why people are continually amazed at the new lows to which Republicans always eagerly aspire. We are left in almost admiring amazement at how Republicans exceed expectations and, against all the understood laws of human psychology, chart new, putrid depths in the human psyche. Here's a secret-
     Republicans cannot possibly hit rock bottom. They're on a perpetual express elevator to their personal spiritual Hell. Next stop, the Ninth Circle and beyond.
     By now, you no doubt have heard of that 10 year-old girl who had to leave Ohio when all abortions became illegal and go to Indiana to terminate the pregnancy. When it reached the presidential level when Joe Biden mentioned this case several times in a recent speech, that's when the right wing noise machine began winding up.
 
     Gym Jordan, a guy who's usually Johnny-on-the-Spot regarding rape allegations, came right out and said the victim's story was "another lie". The next day, the girl's alleged rapist was arrested by Columbus, Ohio police and when Jordan was confronted about it the next day, he tried to frame it as an illegal immigration issue. After deleting the tweet you see above.
 
     Ohio's AG, Dave Yost, who looks like Central Casting's idea of a big fish in a little pond in a spaghetti western, also cast aspersions on the veracity of the girl's rape when all the asshole had to do was check the police blotter of the Columbus PD six blocks from his office. Then when that agency arrested the suspect, all Yost did was congratulate them for getting the guy.
     Indiana's own AG, Todd Rokita, who seems bound and determined to surpass Jason Ravnsborg as the worst Attorney General in galactic history, went a big step beyond that. He announced he was initiating an investigation into the doctor who'd performed the abortion on the child and publicly cast doubts on the doctor's legal ethics.
     That doctor, Caitlin Bernard, M.D., also has a law firm on retainer who wasted no time in slapping Rokita with a cease and desist order advising him to stop slandering their client.
     To date, none of these Republican scum has apologized for denying the poor child's rape and impregnation. Because that's what Nazi scum do- They lie, then, when that lie is exposed, they try to frame it as something else (like Jordan) or pretend the lie was never told at all (like Jordan).
     No bottom.

Thursday, July 14, 2022

I'm Back...

    So, OK, maybe it wasn't this dramatic. But this is pretty close to how I looked the moment I discovered just how greasy fast my new Verizon Fios connection is. Yes, it figuratively blew my hair back. To give you an idea of how fast it is: I've already downloaded the entire fourth season of Stranger Things on Frostwire. I exceeded speeds of 3 megabaud per second or 3000 kilobauds. With the other assholes, I could expect no more than 90, maybe 91 kilobaud per second for very brief periods of time. 
     To put that in perspective, if I wanted to download all 5.14 gigabytes of the file with the old connection, I would literally have to wait two days and then some before I could watch all seven episodes. To put it in starker terms, for just another $15 a month, my download speed is now literally 33 times faster than it ever was. It's like getting off a dead horse after a week and jumping into a Lamborghini.
     So, it was with a great sigh of relief when I finally unplugged my old router and threw it in the trash with nary a Fare Thee Well after almost 12 years of technological victimhood and higher rates. In all the years I've been using Frostwire, I've never had or even hitchhiked on a connection this lightning fast.
    Verizon even waived half the installation fee ($100) so I only had to pay $99.95 for the installation and first month of service. In short, even though this will set us back, this is the best $99.95 I ever spent and I would've been happy paying the $150. The most amazing aspect of this is that I chose the cheapest and slowest rate they had.
     So, what does this mean to you, Constant Readers? Well, hopefully, more consistent internet service which guarantees more consistent posting by yours truly. Yes, I'm working on a new Scott Carson novel but that's never slowed me down or kept me from blogging before.

KindleindaWind, my writing blog.

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