Pottersville Digest

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     It's the CIA. You know, Big Brother, the Surveillance State. Didn't they have cameras there?

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     Insider trading is illegal enough. But when you're the source of that inside information, that should make it twice as illegal.

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     Your Karen o' the day.

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     They had the same problem with Trump the day before when he recorded that first video. That went through seven takes and he still had to say, "You're very special, we love you."

     "Donald, apologize to our neighbor for putting that baseball through his window."

     "I hit that baseball so hard, it was the greatest home run ever hit. But they said it was a foul ball and I got robbed..."
     "Donald!"
     "...and I'm sorry your house was in the way."

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     Shorter Donnie Dumbo: "You'd better break the law for me over this two year-old election or I'll endorse your primary opponent, whoever the fuck he is, just for spite."

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     The GOP establishment may have been behind you but its voters weren't. That's all that matters, punk.

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     Has anyone else come to the conclusion that the only thing even remotely interesting about Steve Bannon is wondering how much bigger that liver spot on his left temple will eventually get?

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     Why does that bald-headed rat fucker DeJoy still have a job there? Didn't Biden fill the two vacant seats on the board to oust him?

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     And, while I'm in an inquisitive mood, can someone give me a cogent reason that makes sense in any universe as to why 4chan hasn't been permanently shut down?

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     One text message? OK, they're just showing contempt of Congress at this point.

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     Oh, good. Susan Collins is concerned about our elections.

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     If the agents are so eager to testify, then what's there to negotiate?

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     Trump at this point is the fat bully who's always threatening to do a cannonball in the pool and no one knows whether they have to get out of the pool while the lifeguard stands by and watches him do it. And finally...

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     Let's see Superman fix this shit.