Let Us Prey

 

Miracles performed:

Bankrupted four casinos, businesses in which people give you money and often get nothing in return.

Took a booming economy and destroyed it in a record eight weeks.

Only person to steal millions from a children's cancer charity.

Got $413 million from father and another $400,000,000 from NBC yet had to file for bankruptcy five times.

When a bank called in the note, sued them for billions.

Complains constantly that NATO's not paying its fair share while paying $750 or nothing in taxes.

Credibly fooled tens of millions into believing he's a business genius.