Sunday, July 6, 2008

Trust Me, This Isn't a Parody


From PatBuchananSoldier comes this pearl of a parody. Or rather, it would be a pearl of a parody if this assclown didn't actually believe that John McCain rescued the hostages in Colombia (Despite the fact that McCain categorically denied any involvement). Not so, says Pat Buchanan's alter ego, who answered a previous respondent whose comment was apparently deleted, "What are you saying your a Homosexual .McCain wa sthere to lead the mission he wasn't on the ground he was there with troops in case things went wrong his saber was drawn."

Such unimpeachable logic, such a laser beam focus on the salient issues at hand, such as McCain telling Good Morning America from the lap of luxury in Cartagena, Colombia, "I feel your pain" regarding the US economy.

I honestly don't know whether to be glad or scared shitless that McCain has assclowns like this guy taking up his cause.

6 Comments:

At July 6, 2008 at 12:35 PM, Blogger The Minstrel Boy said...

i loathe mcCain with a depth that comes only from familiarity. i've watched his career since his divorce and seen him claw and deal his way up through the ranks of republican leadership. he is a "brand" who took the maverick label while voting solid party lines. it's shamefully false and hypocritical. his straight talk is mostly gobbledygook. off the cuff he's not that bright (like bush), he has been a decidedly medicore legislator who has the distinction of often forgetting and voting against his own bills, or in the case of public finance, taking and twisting his flagship issue to the point of possible prosecution.

 
At July 6, 2008 at 12:41 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Well, his flagship issue nowadays seems to be Iraq. It damned sure ain't the fucking economy.

 
At July 8, 2008 at 5:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the McCain camp should hire this moron, if they can pry the bags of Cheetos from his hands and coax him out of his mother's basement. Of course if they can't, "Senior McCain" could always pull off another daring rescue mission.

 
At July 8, 2008 at 11:24 AM, Blogger jp said...

I hope James Brown hears of this..because the ghost of the hardest working man in show business..and believe me, he still is..is something I would pay BIG $$ to see coming down on this person for the sad, misguided, inappropriate and downright fucking wrong use of Living in America.

..good blog by the way..came here from drifty.

 
At July 8, 2008 at 4:52 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

I don't see where d r i f t g l a s could've eeferred you. Pottersville's no longer on his blogroll and he hasn't posted a link to this site. Which is OK, because I don't care about hits anymore, which is why I've never publicized the URL.

So did drifty personally email you the URL? Because he hasn't made any reference to it on his blog.

 
At July 8, 2008 at 8:37 PM, Blogger jp said...

just a drift around, no emailed anything...sometimes it's a comment left by someone, to another...for some reason this morning, the blog came through and I checked in.

 

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