Top Ten Things Barack Obama said to Rush Limbaugh in the Hospital
10) "Is it true they're giving you Viagra to keep from rolling out of bed?"
9) "To judge by your weight, I see the food's not too bad here."
8) "I just spoke to your doctors. Why are they about to prep you for a rectal exam?"
7) "While you were out, the last 40 Republicans in the Senate finally wised up and became Democrats."
6) "The health care bill passed while you were out and it comes with weight conditions and, unfortunately, you're going to fall about 150 pounds over the guidelines."
5) "Al Franken's been covering for you. You don't mind, do you?"
4) "Glenn Beck stole your gold microphone. Hey, gold is up this year."
3) "Bob Novak's been trying to reach you. He says to bring asbestos underwear."
2) "I told the New York Times you've been stalking me and my family. The Honolulu police are outside waiting for you."
1) "I just overturned the 22nd Amendment and am still young enough to run for another 4 or 5 terms."