Monday, November 22, 2010

"Dave's on Sale Again."


Hell, so are all the boys of The Immortals. That's right, even though I hadn't gotten any confirmation from Amazon, yet, I decided to check on the status of my Kindle upload of American Zen and it appears that it's already on sale.

Now, if you have any of the following:

Kindle
Kindle DX
Kindle (2nd Generation)
Kindle (1st Generation)
Kindle for PC
Kindle for Mac
Kindle for iPad
Kindle for iPhone
Kindle for Android
Kindle for BlackBerry

you can purchase my novel American Zen (ASIN: B004D9FUZ4) on Amazon. To help speed things along, here's the catalog page that'll take you straight to it. All except 1st Generation Kindles have text-to-speech in case you want to listen to it in your car.

To be honest with you all, I have no idea what it looks like since I can't afford a Kindle, yet, so if they screwed up the formatting and it looks amateurish, I apologize in advance.

For those of you who don't know about my novel, I'll give it to you in a nutshell:

Liberal investigative political journalist Mike Flannigan (the very same guy who occasionally posts here when his editor in chief Ari lets him out of his cage) is quite possibly the only political reporter not writing about Barack Obama's victory in November 2008. That's because about two years ago today, Mike got a cryptic email from his childhood friend, the keyboardist Jo Jo Vandermeer. One thing leads to another and eventually Mike reunites with his old rock'n'roll band The Immortals from 1978. The men, now middle-aged, eventually realize how cruel life had been to them since the band broke up when their front man Dave Carmichael signed himself and not the group to a recording contract. One nationally televised and Youtubed scandal, some jail time, a graveyard brawl and several soul-defining musical performances later, Mike and his old band realize the limits and cost of love and friendship and what each one will risk in that pursuit.

I tend to look at American Zen not as a $10 purchase but an investment because it may teach one a lesson or two about life, love and death. So if you have a Kindle or are planning on getting or receiving one for the holidays, please give my novel a looksee. It may prove to be the best 626 kilobytes you'll ever download.

4 Comments:

At November 22, 2010 at 10:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Done and I hope I'm one of thousands.
jo6pac

 
At November 22, 2010 at 10:35 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

I doubt it'll be thousands. But either way, joe, you're the first to buy it. Tell your friends about it if they have Kindles.

You can download one for free on your PC off Amazon. Now even I have a Kindle. Sorry to say the formatting isn't up to snuff. For starters, there's no space between the paragraphs, there's no cover art and there's no marginalization. Sorry, but those are formatting fuckups I have no control over.

 
At November 22, 2010 at 10:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't have kindle and won't any time soon but it did down load on to the old pc after adding the free software. I love being the first on the block and yes I will tell a few friends that I have that read;) It will give me something to read as winter comes down on Calif.
jo6pac

 
At November 22, 2010 at 11:37 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Yeah, sounds like you did the same thing I did. I downloaded the 45 page free sample (helluva big sample: That's just over 10% of the book) after d/l the free PC Kindle. That's how I found out the formatting's fucked up. Are the paragraphs stuck together in yours, too?

 

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