Battle of the Douchebags

Watching Piers Morgan and Christine O'Donnell duking it out and trying to establish moral and intellectual supremacy is like watching a more boring Freddy vs Jason matchup. On the left, you have a Simon Cowell wannabe who apparently has no problem with cell phone hacking. Then on the right you have the proverbial sow's ear trying mightily to act like a silk purse, someone who wants yet doesn't want to talk about policies.

Right now, her douchebag literary agent Daniel Strone, CEO of Trident Media Group, must be tearing his hair out at O'Donnell walking out on a high profile interview just the day after her ghost-written piece of shit, Troublemaker, was fast-tracked and extruded through St. Martin's asshole barely more than nine months after she lost the Delaware Senate election by 17 points.

Silk purses and sow's ears and all that, Danny boy. You'll be hearing from me again soon.