Caturday Open Thread
What a charmer.
Speaking of charmers, I saw this quote on Joel Osteen's Twitter account and couldn't help but produce this on my Paintshop program.
Of course, it's real easy to be so optimistic about the Lord's largesse when you're living in a $10.6 million mansion and one of your last books got a $13 million advance.
Thoughts, suggestions, complaints, reports of lost or stolen items?
posted by jurassicpork @ Saturday, April 27, 2013
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2 Comments:
Osteen is six kinds of blandness, an empty cypher brimming with brainless homilies. I've been watching these televangelists on TV since Tesla invented it, and I cannot fathom who is buying JO's books, watching his 'sermons,' and packing in his Astro-dome church. In the severely limited context of electronic preachery, he is a third-rate bench warmer; his emphasis on prosperity gospel (God only loves the moneyed folk) is so mind-numbing, that I can only watch for 10 minutes before slipping into coma. The fact that he does precious little to help those in actual dire straits is criminal at best. Dr. Gene Scott would eat this cupcake in 2 seconds flat.
Joel Osteen is an anti-Christ in that he preaches the 100% exact opposite of what Jesus is purported to have said in that particular book.
God loves only the tiny minority of extremely rich and hates the vast majority of the people.
Conservative Jesus: To hell with the poor, for they don't deserve the Kingdom of Heaven - and they can't afford the entry fee anyway.
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