Saturday, June 15, 2013

Open Thread

     God damn you people for voting for that piece of shit.

6 Comments:

At June 15, 2013 at 1:23 PM, Blogger D. said...

Well, let's see: I could have voted for the Green Party candidate (Jill Stein), who was practically unknown; or I could have voted for Mitt Romney (regurgitating noises); and you weren't running.

We keep trying to elect the Perfect and then get shocked when the flaws appear. I have taken to asking "for whom will I have to hold my nose and for whom will I have to cover my entire face with cement?"

Mr. Obama's actions anger me. Mr. Romney's (hypothetical) actions would have made me suicidal.

 
At June 15, 2013 at 5:16 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

What it all came down to was, "Who would you rather vote for/against? The one who will suddenly push you over the cliff and get the farce over with or the one who'll drag you slowly to the edge over the next eight years?"

The answer I keep getting from those who'd voted for one monolithic party or another is, "I could've voted for the unknown" or "I could've wasted a vote on the green party candidate..." without once realizing that if we all voted like me, we wouldn't be in half the shit we are today. The pitiful state of third parties in this country only goes to show the entrenched apathy on our part that refuses to give alternative parties a foothold. Apathy on the part of others does not nor should be a reason for continued running to one party or the other. There's your Goddamned wasted vote because there really is not the slightest difference between the Republicans and Democrats save for the color of their jerseys.

 
At June 16, 2013 at 11:36 AM, Anonymous CC said...

Who could have imagined that Bush the Lesser is now viewed more favorably than when he left office, including by an increasing number of Democrats?

 
At June 17, 2013 at 4:37 PM, Blogger jo6pac said...

Wasn't me I voted Green and will from now on.

 
At June 17, 2013 at 5:36 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

A man after my own heart.

 
At June 19, 2013 at 8:10 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Hey, Anonymous, who just got his shitty comment deleted:

I may not be bothering people with my personal turmoil or begging people for money (like THAT's never happened before in bloggerdom), but there's still something I need from you.

Could you please suck my dick and make it sloppy on the backstroke? Thanks a million in advance, loser. Please die after swallowing.

 

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