Random Monday Thoughts

     If the NSA is so omniscient and omnipresent, then how come they didn't catch Bradley Manning three and a half years ago when he was in that chat room with Wikileaks talking about the Afghanistan and Iraq videos he'd given them?

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     Barack Obama is the hardest-working President in modern American history yet a legislative body that works only 126 days a year criticizes him for taking a vacation?

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     Why is it when fascist twats like the Concord, NH PD request $258,000 war wagons from the federal government, they never cite gun-clutching Tea Baggers as terrorists?

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     Have you ever wondered how interesting it would be to live at 1602 Pennsylvania Ave or #12 Downing Street?

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     Next time a spittle-flecked libertarian screams about how much liberals hate 'Murica, ask them how their secessionist movements are doing.

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     Those who claim the earth's 6000 years old don't get to say global warming's a myth or homosexuality can be cured.

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     Anthony Weiner's mayoral campaign has now officially become a cross between TITANIC and NAKED LUNCH.

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     Considering that Congress has an approval rating of 10%, I don't think Republicans have thought through the idea of arming everyone.

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     Only rednecks carry water for Republicans. And the water is from Lethe, the River of Forgetfulness.

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     Ladies, you want Republicans out of your vaginas? Incorporate them. The GOP would never regulate them, then.

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     Oh, this is what passes for priorities? Detroit can't afford roads, bridges, pensions, salaries, health care but it CAN afford a half billion dollar hockey arena?

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     Boycott Wal-Mart? Really now? I'll REALLY be impressed when Americans start calling for a boycott of Chinese products & we all know the odds of THAT happening.

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     How depressing is it that Mick Jagger hasn't been young enough to sing the Beatles' "64" for six years, now?

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     Yuppies who tie their sweater sleeves around their necks make me want to channel Albert DeSalvo.

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     The longer I live, the more I believe Mother Nature makes conservatives just to make liberals feel better about themselves and to not get too complacent about evolution.

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     The Obama administration says NSA snooping is in the “public interest.” That's the problem: they're TOO interested in the public.

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     Only in America can a genetic hangeron like Robert Zimmerman get 25 times the followers I have on Twitter just because his brother's an unconvicted murderer.

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     Terrorists can now blow up planes with shoe bombs for just $85. What a country! Richard Reid should've waited for the sale to start.

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     You know when I'll stop calling gun nuts racist? When an Ohio Gun Group and/or the NRA volunteer to buy a gun for the Martins so they can defend themselves.

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     How ironic is it that the NRA allowed into its board Ted Nugent, a guy who refused to touch a rifle for the Army during Vietnam?