The Bluebird of Unhappiness
Some more regurgitated wit and wisdom or what passes for it on my Twitter feed over the last few weeks (Sorry for the generic, no frills look. Twitter's completely fucked up their embed code, as it was all year last year.).
@NancyPelosi "Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) April 6, 2014
Gun-clutchers insist on the right to own guns as "a well-regulated militia" while being militant about being well-regulated. #gunsense #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) April 6, 2014
It's telling that the USA's a nation in which owning a gun & buying elections is a right but the 1st amendment is now 5 privileges. #p2 #p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) April 6, 2014
@ShutdowntheGOP The question isn't if we'd be worse off under the GOP. It's, Are we better off with a "Democrat"? I used to think Yes, too.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) April 5, 2014
@Moonlight9508 The very fact that morons like Bachmann are in Congress is itself an indictment on the ignorance of the American electorate.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) April 5, 2014
If Fox News Was Around on April 4, 1968. #RWNJs #p2 #p21 #tlot #MLK pic.twitter.com/RCcHrdbke2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) April 4, 2014
The Hamburglar's got nothing on the thieving corporate cunts running @McDonalds. http://t.co/hG7EZvtAqS #p2 #p21 #tlot #wagetheft
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) April 4, 2014
@PhilBryantMS & Mississippi boldly leap into the 18th century with the signing of #SB2681 or the Religious Oppression Act. #LGBT #p2 #p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) April 3, 2014
Anyone who believes the earth and the oldest Egyptian pyramids were created at the same exact time needs to be put in four point restraints.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) April 1, 2014
@mdcolli What eludes these gun-gripping idiots is that they're trying to protect themselves not from us but from others like them. #gunsense
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) April 1, 2014
#youknowyoureamericanwhen you bitch about slow bandwidth or waiting more than 2 minutes at McDick's but will wait forever for hi-speed rail.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 31, 2014
#youknowyoureamericanwhen you vote 20X a night for an AMERICAN IDOL contestant but can't get your ass off the sofa every 2 years to vote.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 31, 2014
#IAmNotALiberalBecause I'd rather have child molesters like Ted Nugent and Rush Limbaugh do all my thinking for me. #tcot #RWNJs #p2 #p21
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 30, 2014
How come Batman & Robin got to sleep together in 1954 while Lucy & Ricky had to sleep in separate beds? #justasking pic.twitter.com/OmgB2SU7mC
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 30, 2014
#IAmNotALiberalBecause I want police, firefighters, EMS, roads, bridges and my Social Security without having to pay my taxes. #RWNjs #tcot
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 29, 2014
Never cease making this crucial distinction from now to Super Tuesday 2014 between al Qaeda & the GOP-Al Qaeda never takes hostages. #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 29, 2014
@Joy__Hart @Chernynkaya @DAbitty If the gov't doesn't fund SS, they shouldn't get to lower the payroll tax, freeze COLAs and lower benefits.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 28, 2014
I just dialed the VA to apply for ObamaCare. The recording actually said, "If this is a medical emergency, hang up & call 911."
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 27, 2014
Like, "Oh my God, he's having a heart attack! Call 1-877-222-VETS
1-877-222-VETS! No, I mean, call 911!" Like, seriously?
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 27, 2014
#rapecultureiswhen Republicans give rights to your rapist & a bundle of inert cells while publicly demonizing you over fashion choices. #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 25, 2014
SEVEN ARRANGED CHILD MARRIAGES FOR SEVEN CHINESE BROTHERS. #RuinAChildrensBook
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 25, 2014
My cat's discovered @Friskies treats. Every time one of us walks by the pantry, it's like PANIC IN NEEDLE PARK. #intervention #cats
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2014
I guess Romney's power "to see the future" included seeing himself getting his ass kicked in 2008 & 2012. http://t.co/Q6ydx7hS0k #RWNJs #p2
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2014
@VirgoJohnny That's because Fred Phelps requested he be cremated and have his ashes stored in a closet.
— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) March 23, 2014
posted by jurassicpork @ Sunday, April 06, 2014
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