Top 10 Secret Service Security Breaches

     In an eerie reprise of the action movie, White House Down, it appears as if the US Secret Service isn't as invested as it should be in protecting the President and the First Family. Beginning with two party crashers at the White House years ago, the President's security detail has been caught several times of late in dereliction of their duties, including not reporting shots fired at the White House, a knife-wielding intruder entering the Executive mansion and the latest revelation of an armed contractor in Atlanta years ago sharing an elevator with the President. Unfortunately, these are not the only security breaches allowed by the Secret Service since Mr. Obama's 2009 inauguration. What were they?

10) First Family driven to the Inauguration by Ted Kennedy.
9) Making Mr. Obama change a flat tire on the presidential limousine in Philadelphia, Mississippi.
8) On Martha's Vineyard last year, handed the President an unloaded gun and asked to spell his security detail while they went for ice cream.
7) Briefly considered outsourcing security for Sasha and Malia to George Zimmerman, Michael Dunn and Officer Darren Wilson.
6) "Accidentally" leaking presidential motorcade route on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, 4Chan, Snapchat, Instagram, Fark, Reddit and Wikileaks.
5) Tried to convince the First Lady that dashing 100 yards over open ground to waiting limousine would be great cardio.
4) "Jokingly" taping a target on the President's back within sight of an NRA rally.
3) President's Secret Service code name is, "Black Radical Who Wants to Take Away Your Guns, If Anyone's Listening In."
2) Repeatedly pointing at Mr. Obama during his morning jog.
1) Making James Woods Honorary Secret Service Director for a day.