Tweets From the Edge, Part ∞
Our Democratic Republic was founded by oligarchs in 1776.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 23, 2016
It took 240 years for them to kill it. #AStoryIn2Sentences pic.twitter.com/621VCJcTye
It's refreshing to see that Donald Trump delegates duties to those better educated & more mature than him. https://t.co/qkZWOnZbua— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 23, 2016
My favorite Dorothy Parker quote: "This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be hurled with great force." - On Ayn Rand— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 22, 2016
Meanwhile, at Foggy Bottom, ca 2009-2012... https://t.co/T7E8ZdgV2t #HillarysEmails pic.twitter.com/9NhHNXDUZB— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 22, 2016
I'm waiting to hear Camp Clinton to try to blame this new data dump on Putin & his KGB agents. https://t.co/JPxPb2h0El #HillarysEmails— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 22, 2016
.@realDonaldTrump How can we trust you to change America & make it great again when you haven't even changed your sour avatar in years?— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 22, 2016
How come the Bundy Bozos were on TV every day last winter but 3000 Lakota Sioux were ignored? pic.twitter.com/5jzlyd9XTv— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 22, 2016
Mike Pence Bursts Into Laughter, As He Should, Over Trump's Claim He'll Win 95% of the black Vote. They're toast. https://t.co/nTJcRGFCHq— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 22, 2016
Donald Trump's Black Outreach Program. pic.twitter.com/5wGTuAxQ00— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 21, 2016
Ryan Lochte announces he'll play the lead in the remake of BLAME IT ON RIO.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 22, 2016
#WheresHillary? Burying the bodies of her critics. pic.twitter.com/uB1pCG1LdL— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 19, 2016
#WheresHillary? Taking tutorials about email and firewalls. pic.twitter.com/wN4L9A42ut— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 19, 2016
In politics, & this applies equally to both sides of the aisle, evidence of corruption is strictly "coincidence." pic.twitter.com/Fz51liXGxx— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 20, 2016
.@deray Al Roker beat the shit out of that mojito and the rich white people sticking up for Lochte. #Lochtelied— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 20, 2016
Give it an ideological enema. #TransformAmericaIn5Words— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 20, 2016
#WheresHillary? At Donald Trump's latest wedding. pic.twitter.com/HMJYiR8LXa— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 20, 2016
Even if Trump really was funding his own campaign, no man rich enough to do so should be allowed to run for POTUS. pic.twitter.com/lszFKZKEuV— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 20, 2016
#WheresHillary? Shopping on Craigslist for hit men. pic.twitter.com/2grQrcNcUV— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 19, 2016
White woman blames black man for illegal misconduct. There's a new one. https://t.co/QdDQcjPsdO #ColinPowell #NeverHillary— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 19, 2016
.@RollingStone When did they add Hunter S. Thompson and Crazy Street Corner Prophet Robert Downey, Jr?— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 18, 2016
Asking an invisible Sky Wizard to drop whatever He's doing to satisfy your self-aggrandizement. #SillyBedtimeRituals #atheism— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 18, 2016
#SillyBedtimeRituals Fucking Hulk Hogan. #Gawker— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 18, 2016
#GreenTownHall offered effective commonsensical solutions to our worst ills. So naturally, it'll be ignored by the MSM & political elite.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 18, 2016
Some illegal alien named Dorothy sneaks into Oz & kills an old lady. If I was the witch, I woulda built a wall. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 18, 2016
To be fair, Michael Cohen's reality gap is entirely attributable to ambulance drivers slamming on their brakes.— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 17, 2016
Joe Pesci showed more class in MY COUSIN VINNIE than Michael Cohen did on @CNN today/ pic.twitter.com/KA47eNlbyW— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 17, 2016
"Is it A Rabbit Hole or a Sewer Storm Drain?" Another body linked to Clinton pops up. Here's the tally: https://t.co/Wl3qbHbAim #ShawnLucas— Robert Crawford (@jurassicpork59) August 4, 2016
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