"Bring in That Floating Fat Man."
House Harkonnen minus the popping zits?
What you'll never hear from the media that breathlessly reports who's dropping and who's rising in the polls is that, despite all the hundreds of millions of Daddy Warbucks being spent, all the thousands of hours of attack ads, every news cycle being consumed with tremendous trifles about the campaigns is that at least 60-65% of the electorate won't turn out to vote for this general election cycle. Meaning we're, once again, given the choice of Coke or Pepsi, Crest or Colgate, Kang or Kodos or, likeliest scenario, arsenic or cyanide.
In other words, we're saddled with two of the most massively unpopular presidential candidates in all of history. One is under constant investigation by the FBI (if you stretch your definition of "investigation" to include something by the Three Stooges) and the other is being sued for sexually molesting a 13 year-old child.
Forget about the prequel of Idiocracy: I think this is the sequel. By this time in 2020, we'll lose the formula to manufacture ice.