Thursday, October 10, 2019

Gotham City Digest

(Where we're very, very glad we're not Mark Meadows.)

     I'm sure that's a strictly happy coincidence that Trump chose the side on which he has a property.

    Can you imagine how horrible his decisions would be if his judgment wasn't "great and unmatched"?

     Essentially, Russia is one gigantic fart, which I suppose makes Trump its asshole.

     It looks as if Mussolini left a few fascist assholes behind.

     Maybe from now on, before Trump brings his circus of hate to town, they should make him pay in advance. Just a thought.

     Nothing's sacred to these bloody assholes.

     Looks as if Trump finally got his black wall.

     I loves me some Stephen Colbert.

     Is there such a thing as being caustically stupid? If so, Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) is it.

     Meme intermission.

     Right. Because we all know billionaire Cabinet officials are the most vulnerable victims of the criminal justice system. 🙄

     Another lawyer named Cohen threatens to take down Trump. This one, Marcus Cohen, blew $100,000 on an influence scheme so Ukraine could pressure tRump for a deal. Cohen laughably said he did this out of the goodness his heart but was really agling for a job in the Ukrainian government. Zelensky says he doesn't recall meeting him but the filings show otherwise.

     Well, he's not fooling Congress or the majority of Americans and that's all that matters.

     They burned a few rags and tires and are facing 110 years in prison. These scumbag oil companies will surely fuck up the ecosystem with their leaky pipelines and will never see a day in a court room.

     Once again, Donnie Dumbo gives up the farm to a tyrant, tyrant spits in his fat, jiggling orange puss, DD crows like a diseased cock on a dunghill about what a great deal he made.

     Fuckbook gives up any pretense to combatting fake news from right wing spies. So, which would you rather have? One big, evil Fuckbook or a bunch of little evil Fuckbooks? And, just to illustrate my point:

     And, so it begins as Fuckbook tries to influence the results of yet another election.

     It was only until a century ago that the Texas Rangers were no better than the KKK or any other terrorist organization.

     The right wing shysters who put their names to this letter to the Democrats should immediately be disbarred. They apparently can't be bothered by the fact that an impeachment is not judicial, it's legislative. The Democrats ARE following due process.

     Remember Gordon Sondland, the hotel guy who bought his way into the EU ambassadorship by giving Trump a cool million for his inauguration? Yeah. The Democrats wanted to depose him and Trump blocked it, providing Democrats with ANOTHER example of obstruction of justice.

     So, while Trumpie the Klown was fucking over the Kurds and even our own troops who started getting bombed by Erdogan before they had a chance to leave, this was quietly happening.
     If this isn't proof that Trump wants to destroy this country and empower Russia in the process, then that proof doesn't exist.

     "Values like “Think Globally” and “Every Voice Matters” that are displayed at the offices have been covered with paper." What a fucking ridiculous company this is. And with everything else going on, us betraying our allies, Trump getting impeached, a gamer getting booted from a competition is worthy of the attention of the US Senate?

     Even in its very heavily censored version (pdf), the Republican-led Senate Intelligence Committee proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Russians didn't just hack election day, they hacked the entire election to the point of rigging the primaries for Trump.

     So, you want to know the REAL reason why we've just abandoned our Kurdish allies? Trump just wanted to get a belligerent Erdoğan off the phone. Hence the reports coming from those who'd heard the call that Trump "has no spine." Seriously, our so-called Commander in Chief is that easily cowed by tin pot dictators like Erdoğan and has the backbone of a microwaved Gummi worm.

     We're going to see a lot more of this right wing thuggery over the next 13 months.

     Like the poor Sanders family hasn't been through enough, lately?

     Seriously? We've officially turned into a 3rd World country that's essentially long since given up on keeping guns out of the hands of lunatics (As Trump did early in his so-called presidency). These kids ought to be learning life skills, not drills on how to stay alive. By putting them through these drills that don't come even close to a real active school shooting scenario (no prior warning, no law enforcement save for the resource officer, etc), the grownups are basically telling these kids that this is a preferable alternative to actual gun control measures that work in states that have them.

     Trump was a stiff and a deadbeat in private life. What's changed since then?

     Porn star fucker to honor unconvicted right wing criminal who once waged anti porn crusade.

     Fucking glorified lounge lizard.

     Typical of this asshole. He announces policy changes on Twitter, doesn't notify the pertinent authorities and then they have to scramble to keep up.

     Another red letter day for Fox Spews.

     How Much Humiliation Can Republicans Tolerate? Well, we're about to find out.

     If you're Mark Meadows, not too much more. Just do yourself the best favor you've done for yourself all week and play this video. Watch Meadows' face chart the exact nanosecond Trump destroyed what was left of his soul.

      More rock-ribbed conservative Republican family values!

     Let Donald Trump define irony for you.

     Yes, the State Department actually sent an email to top diplomats that said, "Keep moving, people, nothing to see here.”

     Fox just fired Trey Gowdy and Hell just got another lawyer.

     More clueless elitism from the WH.

     Meanwhile as Don the Con is in his sole public appearance signing an Executive Order mandating "transparency in government" (I know. And a good time was had by all), he's also doing this- Further crippling the economy and shrinking the tax base so scumbag corporations can go back to sending their money overseas.

     Ambulatory hat rack Matt Drudge is another one of those guys that just wants to watch the world burn. Good. We could use all the useful idiots we can get. And finally...

     Das Boot wants to see Pence, Barr and Pompeo go down.


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