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Friday, September 27, 2019

Gotham City Digest: The Joker Does Ukraine edition

(In which we vow to go down with the ship as long as we can first watch this bloated traitor drown)

Greta Thunberg's words on the UN building in NYC two days before her speech. Kids have to change the world, including those too young to vote, because the assclowns their parents and grandparents are electing don't have vision or are too corrupt to do it.

Corruption, not socialism, took down Venezuela's economy. This has been making the rounds for six months now so I guess it's my turn to pass it along.

This is what Trump wants to return us to.

Report: Last year, a US Senator asked the FBI to check out information about Kavanaugh, They declined.

What's a few billion gallons of waste oil dumped into the ecosystem among friends? Better that than the horror of regulation.

Pentagon: Yeah, we spent $184,000 on Trump's Tunbury Scotland property over the last two years. What's this Emoluments Clause of which you speak, stranger?

Stanford White was essentially the Jeffery Epstein of his day... and he met the same fate.

Well, that wasn't very nice of our state-run media to say about Dear Leader.

Make it 9 seconds.

Laws? Laws are only for Democrats.

More fucknuttery from right wing jailbird Douche D'Souza.

Apparently, within minutes of Thomas Cook going bust, planes and hotel guests were being repossessed.

This was a year ago when she died yet her story is worth telling over & over again. Sadly, Freddie wouldn't be able to do this today as all Nazis these days get protection from local and Capitol police and the Secret Service.

More genocidal right wing bullshit. In polite Congressional parlance, these things are known as "riders" but in the hands of Republicans, they turn into poison pills.

Last Monday, this op-ed went viral, just for cataloguing 40 of his crimes, and it's hardly an exhaustive list. I could easily add 40 more.

Ask your family therapist if a collusion intervention is right for your father.

Right wingers represent the very worst humanity has to offer. This is an ineluctable, irrefutable, ascertainable fact. Here's an example of why this is.

This isn't as heartless as it may seem. It's heartless in a completely unexpected way. Just read the article. It reads like something out of the horror movie, Orphan.

Laura Ingraham can't afford to be throwing too many rocks in that glass house of hers. It wasn't so long ago that the white nationalists she capably represents championed a white supremacist singing duo named Prussian Blue.

Another fine, well-regulated militia heard from. I'm sure he'll be Trump's next SecDef.

41 Republicans have retired or will retire because of Trump, so I guess we have something to be thankful to him for. Here's what one of them has to say about Donnie Dumbo.

Everyone should have at least two Mikes to tell president stuff to.

This was last Monday at the UN when Greta Thunberg & IQ 45 briefly occupied the same small room. Trump later trolled her, predictably, on Twitter, sneering, "seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!” So Greta changed her Twitter profile to this:

I love this kid. (Note: She's now up to 3 million followers and none of them are Russian bots.)

This is how stupid the people at Fox "News" are. “It’s very interesting your observation, K.T., he didn’t use the word ‘I.'”

Fact bomb: Trump used the word "I" over 20 times in his General Assembly speech.

Looks as if the DA who's prosecuting Amber Guyger for killing her neighbor Botham Jean is trying to spike the trial by giving an interview despite a gag order. This was the judge's reaction.

As you no doubt know by now, Pelosi opened an impeachment inquiry. Light finally dawns on fucking Marblehead!

"Ukraine, if you're listening..."

Speaking of Fuckbook...Facebook to push right wing propaganda without challenging it in violation of its own rules. And finally...

I was starting to wonder when Jeffrey Epstein's rotting corpse was going to get dragged into the Greta Thunberg debate. Thank goodness child molestation fantasist Justin Murphy finally broke the tension.