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(The one whore Jesus wouldn't have cavorted with.)

Looks as if America's most beloved rubber-haired psychopath is at it yet again.

Kim Jong Un might not make it after doctors had to surgically remove Trump's head from his ass.

So, hair and nail salons and massage parlors are essential businesses in Georgia? Really, Brian?

"Because PPP is written so that chain restaurants qualify as a small business so long as they don't employ more than 500 people at a single location, a qualification that effectively makes companies like McDonald's a small business."

So, you want to know why the PPP money got gobbled up so quickly? Because of corporate scum like this and a joke of a bailout.

Looks as if coronavirus accepted the challenge and proved him wrong. Darwin approves.

If you were to tell these right wing asshats they should stand up for athletes who take a knee, they'd say the difference is they're showing their patriotism whereas the players were disrespecting the flag.

You know they would.

Another red letter day for Tony Spell, America's most beloved rubber-haired psychopath.

Thanks a lot, you Republican scum.

This was decided just a day and a half ago. You have until the day after tomorrow to file.

And the party that refused to give them food stamp assistance in the new relief bill and screamed bloody murder about giving an extra $600 a week to unemployed workers is going to pull that off, huh? Good luck with that.

Then again, the Democrat Party's presumptive nominee is a senile child molester who's been after our Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid for decades.

Big Oil gave this asshole over $1,000,000 in 2016. People on food stamps did not. Now Big Oil's calling in the note.

This newest coronavirus cure was endorsed by OJ Simpson! What could possibly go wrong?

Meme intermission.

“There’s a protest tomorrow and if things don’t change, a civil war is coming, and the police can’t stop me,” he said just before police stopped him.

Another part of Fox's wonderful demographic heard from.

This is a pretty shitty time for tort reform, wouldn't you say?

Because my conspiracy theories are equal to your facts, figures and data.

If they were really Nazis, Bubba, you'd be in a gas oven right now. That is, if they could stuff you in.

Another right wing example of, "For me, not for thee, motherfuckers." They're insisting on the right to make others sick and to force others to abide by the GOP's death cult guidelines.

"Dr. Andrew Artenstein, the chief physician executive at Baystate Health in Massachusetts, revealed in a letter published in the New England Journal of Medicine that he was questioned by the FBI after the hospital staff worked “around the clock” to secure a shipment of PPE."

From Dr. Artenstein:

"Deals, some bizarre and convoluted, and many involving large sums of money, have dissolved at the last minute when we were outbid or outmuscled, sometimes by the federal government. Then we got lucky, but getting the supplies wasn’t easy... Two semi-trailer trucks, cleverly marked as food-service vehicles, met us at the warehouse. When fully loaded, the trucks would take two distinct routes back to Massachusetts to minimize the chances that their contents would be detained or redirected,” he recalled. “Before we could send the funds by wire transfer, two Federal Bureau of Investigation agents arrived, showed their badges, and started questioning me. No, this shipment was not headed for resale or the black market. The agents checked my credentials, and I tried to convince them that the shipment of PPE was bound for hospitals. After receiving my assurances and hearing about our health system’s urgent needs, the agents let the boxes of equipment be released and loaded into the trucks. But I was soon shocked to learn that the Department of Homeland Security was still considering redirecting our PPE. Only some quick calls leading to intervention by our congressional representative prevented its seizure.”

Our government and its law enforcement agents have literally turned into mafia highwaymen. That is no exaggeration. This is exactly what low-level mafia thugs do right before they say, "It fell off a truck!"

One of our best vaccine researchers just got seriously demoted after butting heads with yet another Trump lackey.

Because the talking head on TV told him to. Seriously.

Thanks to this sadistic shitshow of an "administration", if you married an immigrant who doesn't have a Social Security number, you're shit out of luck. And finally...

Democrat Party caves yet again and gets no concessions whatsoever in next corporate welfare bill. And we should give them the Senate and the White House... why?