Gotham City Digest
(Keeping America Great 1% at a time. Results will vary for the other 99%.)
South Dakota's always had the lowest coronavirus numbers in the nation.
So naturally, some meatheads wanted to do something about that in
Sturgis.
Old man Trump, look at your life, Neil's about to sue.
They actually had to alter intelligence reports about Russia so Trumpie the Klown wouldn't have a temper tantrum.
I'm tired of these articles featuring Republicans who squeak, "If he does this or that, he could still eke out a win." NO, he can't. and he won't. This will be the biggest landslide since 1984.
Trump's now so frantic, he's screaming at Adelson for not giving him enough money.
A famed psychologist calls Trump, "is a first-degree mass murderer" and "the most successful bio-terrorist in history."
Friday night always brings some horrible news that every week the WH hopes we won't notice yet always do. And Friday night gave us this:
While our people are starving and getting evicted from their homes we're spending three quarters of a trillion dollars on defense against... what?
I'm sure Dejoy's $30-75 million in investments in USPS's competitors is strictly coincidental.
Mouth-breathing idiots clapping and cheering him, Trump talking on top of Paula Reid when she tried to hold his feet to the fire about him taking credit for the Obama-era Veteran's Choice bill that our last real president signed into law. Then he abruptly ends the presser and lumbers off to the tune of "YMCA", the gay national anthem.
"I'll beat Sleepy Joe, no problem, my internal polling says I will but just in case..."
Trump essentially admitted the courts were going make a meal out of his bullshit unemployment compensation executive order. He only signed it for the superficial PR to shore up support among the working class.
Meme intermission.
He
brags about building 200 miles of wall that Obama had when all we did
was patch up some parts. And, almost on the 6th anniversary that Obama
signed the Veteran's Accountability law into effect, Trump took credit for THAT even though all he did was sign a supplementary bill.
It's common for the government to lie to us and use propaganda 24/7, a never-ending fire hose of runny bullshit they keep directing at us.
Old man Trump, look at your life, Neil's about to sue.
They actually had to alter intelligence reports about Russia so Trumpie the Klown wouldn't have a temper tantrum.
I'm tired of these articles featuring Republicans who squeak, "If he does this or that, he could still eke out a win." NO, he can't. and he won't. This will be the biggest landslide since 1984.
Trump's now so frantic, he's screaming at Adelson for not giving him enough money.
A famed psychologist calls Trump, "is a first-degree mass murderer" and "the most successful bio-terrorist in history."
Friday night always brings some horrible news that every week the WH hopes we won't notice yet always do. And Friday night gave us this:
While our people are starving and getting evicted from their homes we're spending three quarters of a trillion dollars on defense against... what?
I'm sure Dejoy's $30-75 million in investments in USPS's competitors is strictly coincidental.
Mouth-breathing idiots clapping and cheering him, Trump talking on top of Paula Reid when she tried to hold his feet to the fire about him taking credit for the Obama-era Veteran's Choice bill that our last real president signed into law. Then he abruptly ends the presser and lumbers off to the tune of "YMCA", the gay national anthem.
This is America in 2020, folks. Elect a clown, expect a circus.
"I'll beat Sleepy Joe, no problem, my internal polling says I will but just in case..."
Trump essentially admitted the courts were going make a meal out of his bullshit unemployment compensation executive order. He only signed it for the superficial PR to shore up support among the working class.
Boy, for a guy that hates Obama as much as he does, Trumpie the Klown sure loves to take credit for what he did.
It's common for the government to lie to us and use propaganda 24/7, a never-ending fire hose of runny bullshit they keep directing at us.
You wouldn't think it'd use a positive feedback loop on our own "president", though.
We wouldn't even know to what extent the Russians and pro-Kremlin Ukrainians are fiddling with our elections if the Democrats hadn't started digging deeply.
Republican scum colluding with Republican scum.
Lucian K. Truscott is spot on about everything in this except for the part about Epstein killing himself. Wake the fuck up, Lucian. Too many strange things happened at that prison the night before and morning after, things that point to a murder and not a coincidental suicide.
Duke U did a study of masks. Here are the results that tells us which masks to get and which to avoid.
This is why we in the US don't have peerage.
I predict a very brief school year. Note despite the outbreak of COVID-19, masks still aren't required.
So, what's he going to do? Evict us if we're 27¢ short?
Happy Hour Larry's been hitting the sauce a little early these days.
"When I say party houses, I'm not talking about your neighborhood barbecue or your family gatherings. I'm talking... literally parties that cost a million dollars to host, with caged lions and tigers and baby giraffes on red carpet."
We wouldn't even know to what extent the Russians and pro-Kremlin Ukrainians are fiddling with our elections if the Democrats hadn't started digging deeply.
Republican scum colluding with Republican scum.
Lucian K. Truscott is spot on about everything in this except for the part about Epstein killing himself. Wake the fuck up, Lucian. Too many strange things happened at that prison the night before and morning after, things that point to a murder and not a coincidental suicide.
Duke U did a study of masks. Here are the results that tells us which masks to get and which to avoid.
This is why we in the US don't have peerage.
I predict a very brief school year. Note despite the outbreak of COVID-19, masks still aren't required.
So, what's he going to do? Evict us if we're 27¢ short?
Happy Hour Larry's been hitting the sauce a little early these days.
"When I say party houses, I'm not talking about your neighborhood barbecue or your family gatherings. I'm talking... literally parties that cost a million dollars to host, with caged lions and tigers and baby giraffes on red carpet."
Does anyone else see a lot of 5th century ancient Rome in this stubborn decadence?
Keep one thing in mind- Every time this fascist says he will do something horrible, he either does it or tries to.
Navarro and Mnuchin got into a screaming match in the Oval Office while Trump watched. Because he loves chaos.
This inequity in the new education especially as regards Special Ed is something to which we ought to be paying greater attention.
Mark Levin appeared on Fox & Frauds and eventually had a conspiracy conniption. But everything went back to normal when they stuck a pill down his gullet and rubbed his throat.
Afterward, the BLM protesters were detained by the police, not the fascist pigs who'd assaulted them.
If between now and election day you're approached by right wing scum asking you for money, remember this article about the RNC paying seven and a half million smackers for your personal information, including $2 million to a shadowy group that didn't even exist a month ago. Fuckbook also gladly accepted their $5.5 million.
Half a billion for ventilators that won't be here for over two years. Health experts are saying 300,000 Americans will be dead by December, 400,000 of us will be in our graves by New Year's. We can't wait for them or for Trump to do the right thing. And finally...
What are your 14 suggestions for what's more popular than Trump? I'll get y'all started:
Joe Biden.
Keep one thing in mind- Every time this fascist says he will do something horrible, he either does it or tries to.
Navarro and Mnuchin got into a screaming match in the Oval Office while Trump watched. Because he loves chaos.
This inequity in the new education especially as regards Special Ed is something to which we ought to be paying greater attention.
Mark Levin appeared on Fox & Frauds and eventually had a conspiracy conniption. But everything went back to normal when they stuck a pill down his gullet and rubbed his throat.
Afterward, the BLM protesters were detained by the police, not the fascist pigs who'd assaulted them.
If between now and election day you're approached by right wing scum asking you for money, remember this article about the RNC paying seven and a half million smackers for your personal information, including $2 million to a shadowy group that didn't even exist a month ago. Fuckbook also gladly accepted their $5.5 million.
Half a billion for ventilators that won't be here for over two years. Health experts are saying 300,000 Americans will be dead by December, 400,000 of us will be in our graves by New Year's. We can't wait for them or for Trump to do the right thing. And finally...
What are your 14 suggestions for what's more popular than Trump? I'll get y'all started:
Derek Chauvin in Harlem.
Expired gas station sushi.
Stephen Miller's hairpiece after a hot day.
The contents of Rush Limbaugh's bathroom waste basket.
The sweat left behind Steve Bannon's leather sofa just after he got up from it.
A Mike Pence sex tape.
The Greatest Hits of Nickelback.
A vial of Kanye's crocodile tears.
Pumpkin-infused aftershave.
George and Kellyanne's sex tape.
Larry Kudlow's empty Bushmills bottles.
The name Karen.
Masks in libertarian circles.
posted by jurassicpork @ Sunday, August 09, 2020
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