Gotham City Digest

 

(Getting your news from Trump's Twitter feed is like getting all your nutrition from Cheeze Whiz.)

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     The fat man lost in court again.

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     Your Karen o' day.

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     The difference, of course, is that Scrooge saw the light. Moscow Mitch shrinks from it.

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    The great thing about right wing thugs is they're always stupid enough to announce their plans beforehand... IN PUBLIC.

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      Ladies & gentlemen, we have a new record.

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     Speaking of right wing morons telegraphing their intentions... I guess Tommy Tuberhead didn't get the memo from Moscow Mitch. Then again, maybe Mitch wrote it in Russian.

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     "Where are the white women at?" Where are the sane, non-racist Republicans at?

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     COVID-19 doesn't give a damn about politics. Why do these nurses?

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     Governors as dissimilar as DeSantis and Inslee are complaining about 40% reductions in vaccine shipments to their respective states. There's no way anyone cannot convince me that Republicans aren't out to murder as many of us as possible.

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     Have you ever had one of those days when it seems as if the entire universe wants you dead?

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     You want to know how Russia was able to hack the entire US government? Blame Trump stealing money from our cybersecurity budget for his fucking unbuilt wall.

     Considering he built a grand total of three miles of the wall during his alleged presidency, it begs the question: Out of all the billions he stole from government programs, if the wall wasn't built, then where'd the money go?

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     As proof of my declaration that Republicans are trying to murder as many of us as possible, get a load of this story. We'd actually planned to throw way extra doses of the vaccine, CONTRARY TO FDA GUIDELINES.

     Yes, we were going to throw away 40% of a lifesaving vaccine in the middle of a pandemic.

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     Das Boot's inner liberal is starting to show.

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     Speaking of the bottleneck in the vaccine shipments... As more proof the government is trying to kill us, get a gander at this.

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     This is coming from the same ignorant right wing meathead who proved he couldn't properly pronounce the name of Canada's capital, Ottawa.

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     What makes him think any network would want him back?

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     Let me get this straight- Trump actually wanted to do the right thing and he let his aides stop him?!

     What a feeble-minded moron.

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     Typical grifting motherfucker. Invoking the Georgia Senate runoff races in his fundraisers is like setting up a Go Fund Me account for your neighbors whose house burned down then pocketing all the money.

     Which would be illegal. So why is he allowed to do this?

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     Another thick-necked anti-education moron weighs in on Dr. Jill Biden...

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     "Lara Trump, Mr. Trump’s daughter-in-law and a senior campaign adviser, served on the board — and was named on drafts of the incorporation papers — of a limited liability company through which the Trump political operation spent more than $700 million since 2019, according to documents reviewed by The New York Times."

     And the grift goes on...

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     Hey, why didn't you use the US Pos...? Oh, right. Never mind.

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     Fascists gotta jackboot.

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     Trumpie the Klown promised to drain the swamp in DC. Instead, he's given Washington, DC swamp fever from end to end.

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     "Snakes" on a plane and the plane is Air Force One.

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     Hurry up & wait, then go back.

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     Shorter Ron Johnson (R-Moscow): “The path to prevent mortgaging our children’s future is to cripple their parents' ability to pay their mortgage.”

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     Your Brads & Karens o' the day. And finally...

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     Maybe Trump can recommend Nunes a good lawyer.