Welcome Back to Pottersville: Pottersville Digest: Our Long National Nightmare is Over edition

(Yeah, let's talk about "unity", assholes.)

I've often wondered about this myself since the 6th. Where's the security camera footage? It's impossible to plausibly believe they wouldn't have security cameras at the Capitol. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC).

Republican Uncle Fester: "All the affidavit ballots that were cast were fraudulent, except the one that I cast."

You and whose army, asshole?

Yes, these assholes love Trump more than their own kids.

What else did you expect from a Trump stooge?

Nixon was never impeached, let alone twice.

Fox "News" cynically tries to claw back fast-disappearing demographic by promoting conspiracy theorist Maria Bartiromo.

This asshole still thinks he'll be able to kill people even after he leaves office. Thankfully, the Biden transition team shot it down.

These assholes not only succeeded and thrived, none of them suffered any legal consequences. Not. One.

Why do all these psychos have to come from my home borough of Queens?

Another rioter bites the dust.

Episode 6: The Empire Strikes Back: Democrats Struck Back Harder.

Your Karen o' the week.

It's a sad state of affairs when all three people on the same TV broadcast weep tears of joy and grief at the thought of Trump leaving office and of all the people he murdered through his callous neglect. Biden at least addressed our national grief as we just tallied the 400,000th victim of COVID-19.

Trump spent 20 minutes filming a video patting himself on the back that only Newsmax aired. That's the stark contrast in the two men: Biden acknowledged the nation's grief. Trump used that same time praising himself for his nonexistent achievements.

Have I mentioned lately how much I love the Scottish?

"Repulsive" is the word we're all pretty much using today.

Your Brad o' the day: Inauguration Day edition.

Literally your Brad o' the day.

I don't feel one bit sorry for these fucking idiots.

Another mad dog cop locked up.

"The sole objective of these corporations is stability, which they expect President Joe Biden to restore. They already got their tax cuts, deregulation, and bailouts from Trump. Now they want him to leave the stage. They don't care if the president is a Democrat or Republican. They own and control both of those parties. They just want someone less erratic and disruptive."

Yeah, this guy gets it.

Meme intermission.

I suppose this was bound to happen sooner or later. Whichever way you look at it, it puts the lie to herd immunity. (A second tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC).

I hope they all take him to court, including El Paso, to whom he also owes over half a million. May they all sue his fat, pasty ass into oblivion.

Yeah, about that "unity"... let me know how that works out, President Joe.

Wow, that was fast. One day into his new job as Trump's and Putin's sleeper agent in the NSA and Ellis is already getting investigated by the Pentagon's IG.

The fucking leeches are still bleeding us dry.

Wipe your eyes with cotton balls and mail them to me in a plastic Ziplock so I can then squeeze them into a martini glass. To use your own tee shirt slogan, "Fuck your feelings."

No, Bozo, they just broke into the Capitol, shit on the floors, trashed offices, hunted for members of Congress, murdered a cop and caused six other deaths. Aside from that, yeah, they took it real well, asshole.

In the Trump era, crazy old men have gone considerably beyond shaking their fists at clouds.

I don't blame Trump's staffers for sleeping in yesterday.

Lame duck Congresswoman QAnon thought it would "be easier" to file articles of impeachment against a sitting president. Maybe she could get some tips from Pelosi. She has lots of experience in that.

Hours after getting sworn in, Biden fired this right wing asshole, the most vicious anti-union activist in the country, as the National Labor Relations Board's general counsel. Biden gave him the chance to quit with some dignity. He refused. Bye, bye, Robb.

World's biggest fetus, Karl Rove, "offended" by Biden's condemnation of white supremacy. This is why we can't have nice things like unity.

McCarthy last week: "The President bears responsibility for Wednesday's attack on Congress by mob rioters."

McCarthy today: "I don't believe he provoked if you listened to what he said at the rally."

38 cops from 16 states were at the attempted overthrow of the government. There will be more.

Trump's 2021 is shaping up to be what 2020 was for the rest of us.

Once more with feeling: I love Scotland!

Who the fuck is Butch Bowers? Well, he comes very highly recommended by Mizz Lindsey since he has vast experience defending other Republican scumbags under impeachment and, besides, Trump's original impeachment lawyer Guiliani can't represent him since he's one of the defendants.

This warms the cockles of my heart:

"Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) skipped the glitz of President Joe Biden’s inaugural ball Wednesday to walk on a chilly picket line with striking workers at the Hunts Point Food Market in her home borough of the Bronx." And finally...

As NY AG Letitia James closes in on Trump in her ongoing civil fraud case, Trump's tax lawyer just quit. Yes, that's me you hear cackling in the background.