Pottersville Digest

 

(Walmart's logo is actually an asshole.)

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     Welcome to Liz Cheney's world, bitch.

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     A grand jury's already been convened. Start warming up that harmonica, Donnie.

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     In exchange for what information, I wonder?

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    How could this idiot not know why there's a grand jury after him and why he's being investigated when he committed the crimes?

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     Because the Contract on America worked out so well the last time.

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     I guess no one sent this thick-necked moron the memo that no one elected him governor.

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     Looks as if Donnie Dumbo has some common sense, after all.

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     "You want to explain your extramarital affair?"

     "I quit."

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     Karen Fann is obviously completely insane.

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     I could be wrong but I think outbidding other nations on PPE is a mite outside the CIA'S remit.

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     Your Karen o' the day.

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     He didn't look so damned disabled during the riot, though, did he?

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     Goddamn but this Karen has chutzpah.

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     "At this point I wouldn't be shocked if he tried to claim a deduction for a bribe. I mean, what else do we need? Trump to show up to a Fox News interview with a shovel in a shirt saying 'I love burying bodies?'" -Seth Meyers.

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     Let's set up a religious compound in the middle of Texas, with a religious whackjob, stock it to the rafters with weapons and take on the federal government. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Man, this is some rarified gaslighting here.

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   They dropped the most serious charges because you want a psychopath with anger management issues back on the streets that much sooner.

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     As rich as he is, I wouldn't want to be Allen Weisselberg these days.

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     Your Brad o' the day.

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     I am amazed at this bloated grifter's inexhaustible capacity to find new suckers to trust him.

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     "Land of the home"? Yeah, let's keep harping on Biden's stutter.

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     It makes perfect sense, in an inverted, Bizarro World way, that the party that refuses to accept Biden as president is also hunting for Bigfoot.

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     If there are two facets of American society that are likely to never change, it's that 1) it will always be open season on black people and 2) white privilege will always be a reality. And finally...

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     It ought to be stated that Matt Lewis is a right winger from way back. So when I read these articles from Never Trump right wingers, the unmistakable, invariable gist I get is that, "The Republican Party was all hunky dory until Trump came down the escalator. That the GOP didn't start to go bad until Trump threw his hat in the ring in 2015. The GOP gave us ruinous tax breaks for the 1%, deposed democratically-elected governments, unwinnable wars, a Great Depression, several recessions, inflation, scandals, unregulated corporations and banks, a mismanaged pandemic costing nearly 600,000 lives, anarchy in the streets, ridiculous hood ornament issues, bigotry, opposition to Civil Rights, vote purging, Congressional gridlock for its own sake and election-stealing.

     So remind me again, Matty, when the GOP was ever the party of governance?