Pottersville Digest

 

(That's our agenda and we're sticking to it.) 

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    "The viral load in Florida is so high right now, there are only two places on the planet where it's higher- Louisiana and Botswana."

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     "I don't want you to live in fear of the scientists. I want you to live in OUR fear."

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     You have to wonder when Liz Harridan will finally get tired of this sick, silly shit.

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     "Chief Judge Beryl Howell is pretty aghast at the government’s approach to some Jan. 6 cases. She’s wondering why the government is only seeking restitution for damages to the Capitol in the range of $1.5M, saying the total cost of Jan. 6 is more like half a billion."

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   “He wanted DOJ to declare the election corrupt in order to help him coerce Mike Pence to reject specific results coming from the states.” -Rep. Jamie B. Raskin.

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   "Haynes, 39, currently is being held in the Allegheny Regional Jail on charges of malicious wounding, strangulation and multiple misdemeanor charges of assaulting a family member."

Yeah, great idea letting this Nazi asshole make bail. #whiteprivilege.

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    Since when the fuck does Sidney Powell have the right to suspend a newspaper's First Amendment rights?

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     This scumbag didn't waste any time, did he?

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     Sure would be a shame if Rudy had to start singing.

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     Oh, so now it's our fault that Mike Lindell is a bellowing, thick-necked right wing peckerhead?

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    What part of bipartisan doesn't this idiot understand?

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    I would've renamed the Okefenokee Swamp after him but that's just me.

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    I can't understand why his comedy show crashed and burned, can you?

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    At last! Evidence of liberal, Democrat voter fra... Oh, wait...

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    Your Brad o' the day.

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     Christine O'Donnell: "Miss me, yet?"

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     My friend, Karen Wood, just had a book launch.

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     "Laura Steele was with the High Point Police Department for 12 years but was terminated in August of 2004. Public records show Steele was terminated for conduct toward superiors, absence from duty and violation of communications policy."

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     "Jesus, Rudy, you are such a fucking asshole." Truer words were never spoken.

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     The chutzpah of this woman. Does she really want discovery?

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     I'd like to see them try since Texas cops have no jurisdiction oustide Texas.

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     Thank you. More please.

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    "Play by the rule the American people demand ONLY LEGAL BALLOTS be counted. Anyone manipulating this election should be prosecuted," said man whose wife illegally voted.

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     Ted Cruz voted against it because there was no funding for Cancun.

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     Your Karen o' the day.

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     "The mere presence of this trailer should neither cause alarm nor speculation."

     Like, you're afraid of losing business?!

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    Another GOP scumbag refuses to do his job, which is always a good thing. The aptly-named Mike Shirkey, don't forget, is one of the Republican scumbags Trump invited to the White House right after he lost Michigan and the whole election.

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    You might want to sit this one out, Rapey Boy.

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   "The previously unreported details underscore how hard DOJ lawyers worked to shoot down the increasingly harebrained legal strategies that reached the president’s desk." And finally...

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    At this point, Giuliani is one suspension or lawsuit away from being a clown at children's birthday parties.