Pottersville Digest

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     I thought these weekend brown shirts matching on the Capitol now would at least have the common courtesy to wait until January 6th. Silly me.

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    "A law enforcement official told CNN the parents withdrew $4,000 from an ATM in Rochester Hills, Michigan, on Friday. Rochester Hills is about 10 to 15 miles from Oxford. Law enforcement had been able to track the couple's whereabouts by cell phone pings but can no longer do so as the couple's cell phones are turned off..."

     Well, they got my vote for Parents of the Year.

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     Our news is so incredibly horrible, our anchors are crying over it.

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     They got the assholes.

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     And with a little luck, all three of them will be Epsteined.

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     The White House was in on Clark's letter.

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    Wow, that was fast. You just know the right wing's going to make hay out of Cuomo's firing clear into next year, without, of course, mentioning their own toadies at Fox who were fired for sexual harassment.

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   Personally, I don't think Donald "Yo Semite" Trump is even capable of correctly pronouncing "metaphorically".

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    And Twitter fucks up in a way that benefits the right wing yet again.

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    "Sure, I would've pulled a fire alarm so I could murder even more children. Johnny, why aren't you taking notes? There'll be a quiz on this later..."

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    Your Karen o' the day.

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     Good question. What the hell did happen to Clapton? How did he turn into such a right wing anti-vaxxer?

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     Every day should be Punch a Nazi Day.

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     6 times higher, in fact. And ordinarily, I'd say, "Good. Fewer Republican voters to fuck things up for the rest of us in 2022 and 2024." But they could also be taking out decent, smart people who ARE trying to do the right thing.

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     Bob Dole dies at 98.

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     Tate Reeves really is kind of a piece of shit, isn't he?

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    "I worked extremely hard for the president. I worked extremely hard for David Perdue and Sen. Loeffler and the rest of the Republican ticket all the way down to local races." You'd think that a Republican like Kemp would be very well aware of how other Republicans think- That they will inevitably eat each other like rats drowning in a gunny sack.

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     Governor named after a pediatric bone disease metastasizes the Trumpian craziness. And finally...

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    Omicron doesn't seem to be the big, hairy deal doctors were saying it was last week. Omicron essentially mimics a simple cold virus to evade the human immune system. But four days ago, they were saying it was found only in California. Then just a day or two ago, I read it was in three states. Now it's in 15, including my home state of Massachusetts. This is precisely how the original virus spread two years ago. I predict that by the end of next week or early the week after that, it'll be in all 50 states. Keep wearing your mask.