Make me president again! And somebody get me a Diet Coke! Where's my fucking red button?
Lindsay Beyerstein pretty much nails Trump dead to rights.
Juror shopping, Tom? Really? Look, just because you're a rich fuck, it doesn't mean the rules will be changed for you.
Considering how legendarily corrupt Louisiana is and always has been, I'm amazed something like this took this long.
"One man in Miami-Dade County was reportedly arrested by a team of heavily-armed police with a helicopter, who wouldn't even allow him to dress before taking him to jail,
according to his attorney."
Were they black with a swastika insignia?
The
very fact that this bloated one man crime wave is still on the loose
shows you the system is broken and desperately needs to be fixed.
"We are on a smooth glide path to really, really good midterm elections."
Oh shut up,
Coulter. They're not taking back either chamber.
"A Republican landslide"? Hey, Rupert, that ship done sailed and its name was Titanic.
It's about time the RNC turned off the money spigots.
Another right wing scumbag bites the dust.
"I don't think about you at all." Which pretty much describes Ted Cruz's relationship with the US electorate.
Shorter Kelli Ward: "Here there be thousands of Republican criminals... So don't look there."
Your Brad o' the day.
Seriously, I'm half amazed DC didn't turn the Batmobile into a fucking taco truck
Your co-Brad o' the day.
Mikhail Gorbachev dies at 91. He may have destroyed the Soviet Union but he helped save the world.
Shouldn't Crist win the election first THEN resign? (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)
Why is there a KKK plaque at West Point? The academy's mealy-mouthed excuses are just that- mealy-mouthed. (Another tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.) And finally...
So, according to Trump's shyster, espionage is now a mundane crime.
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