Top 25 Pieces of Advice Dick Cheney Gave to Joe Biden

In a sequel to President-elect Obama's maiden tour of the White House with President Bush, Vice President Richard B. Cheney hosted a tour today of the Naval Observatory with Vice President-elect Joseph Biden.

As with the 43rd and 44th presidents, the VP and VP-elect discussed foreign and domestic policy and national security issues and the staggering task of the transition of power. What were the 25 most important pieces of advice passed between Mr. Cheney and Mr. Biden?

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1) "Look, Bush wants me to do this and since I still have to make like he actually runs the country, lemme make this short and sweet, Hair Plugs: If you ever breathe a word of what I'm about to show and tell you, all your grandchildren will know you only through file footage and photo albums. Capish, cocksucker?"