Pottersville in Pictures: Rod Blagojevich edition

In June of 2005, President-Elect Barack Obama began to distance himself from Rod Blagojevich when he detected the first whiff of corruption.

Former Illinois Gov. George Ryan announces the Federal Bureau of Prison's plans for an "Illinois Governor cell block."

Al Qaida's "20th hijacker" publicly rails against getting less press than the "5th candidate."

As well as being indicted by federal authorities for corruption, Rod Blagojevich was also condemned by the world's worst court artist for having tiny hands and looking like Michael Dukakis.

Illinois Lt. Governor Patrick Quinn revealed today that he hadn't spoken to the Governor in a year. He also denied being in the same galaxy and perhaps even in the same temporal dimension as the indicted Governor.

Residents in Grand Street Gardens demonstrated today that corrupt Illinois Governors aren't the only ones capable of snow jobs.

"Hey, think I can get $1000 a dance for you, honey?"

Stephen Spielberg's Delilah Babies.

Usually, it's Republicans who extol dead Democrats, not vice versa. But when your sole qualification for public office is a fabulous head of hair, you take what you can get.

Federal prosecutors reveal link between Barack Obama and closeted lesbian.
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Ho, Ho, Ho, JP, and I'm not St. Nick.
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