Caption Contest
Some high tech pranksters in Texas hacked into a road sign in Austin and did their civic duty by warning motorists about... zombies!! It's funny on its own merits but I still think we can squeeze in a caption or two. So show me whatcha got for braaaaaiiiiiins.
posted by jurassicpork @ Saturday, January 31, 2009
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As the tour bus pulls into the Rush Limbaugh studio parking lot the unwary are warned not to venture from the bus?
OK - that sucks brains, I know...
Tourist advisories for those entering the DC Beltway?
Entrance to a Palin rally?
The new Welcome to GA signage?
"George and Laura are back in state."
Immigrants arriving to the U.S. will see a new sign welcoming them to their new homeland as they leave the processing center in New York.
Conventioneers to the 3rd annual DailyKos convention were delighted by the venue's signage welcoming them to the convention held in Las Vegas Nevada. Senator Joe Lieberman who will be speaking this evening at the convention has been staying at an undisclosed location in nearby Pahrump.
They've got a similar system where I work, which has sign boards above the corridors showing the bed number of where a patient has put on their nurse call buzzer. I've recently discovered (after working on my ward for three years) that at the back nurse's station, there's a touch screen where one can program messages that scroll across the sign boards. I've put up things such as "Back to work slaves" and "Dont look behind you". I can see a "Zombies ahead" appearing next week...
It was an ordeal alright, I am still dripping with saliva and pus I collected when I had to elbow my way out of an encounter with 4 NYPD officers, their breath smelling of mortality and demise. Don’t ask me how, must have had something to do with the empty stare in their eyes, but I managed to break free of their clutch, ran up the stairs and grabbed one of the motorbikes parked near the entrance. Sensing their pursuit, I flexed it down Main Street, I needed to getaway. But there it was, the sign announcing the dreaded police checkpoint ahead. There was just no escaping those freaks.
Limited to two words, the GOP finally chose the perfect combination to point the way to Sarah Palin and the Alfalfa Club's annual dinner.
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