Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Dear Diary


Dear Diary:

Today, my fiery rhetoric flushed out yet another dangerous, wouldbe terrorist, namely me.

Yes, by threatening three federal judges' lives recently, I've helped the FBI thwart a plot (them arresting me in my own home was just a ruse, for show, just to give the faggot liberal fatheads a cheap thrill. Although no one can see me in this 8x8 cell and I'm starting to miss my shoelaces and belt).

My wife and kid were so proud of me as I was getting arrested for the second time this month, they were openly weeping, weeping, for crissake! As the police led me out the front door, I heard her tell our kid to pack a bag, obviously so they wouldn't be bugged by the press. Yeah, I'm sure Steve will be by any moment to unlock my cell and tell me who to go after next. Hey, maybe it'll be that bitch Hannity, that turncoat lesbian fuck. Or maybe I'll go after Jurassicpork again. I'm sure he'll be getting his fag buddies in Massachusetts in a lather over this.

With me "out of the picture", does that make me less dangerous or more, porky?

Hey guys, I'm all for "staying in character" and all but can I at least have a toilet that actually has a seat? Hello?

10 Comments:

At June 24, 2009 at 8:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, jp, I'll bet you're pretty damned happy that the FBI finally arrested Turner. I know I am! Congrats on all of your work about this fiend.

Jane E. Schneider

 
At June 24, 2009 at 8:42 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

As with the last time, Jane, I wish I had something to do with this.

 
At June 24, 2009 at 9:35 PM, Anonymous Jane E. Schneider said...

Yes, but for those of us who had not been previously known about Turner and his ilk, you've raised our awareness level. I'm sorry that I don't visit here often, but I do appreciate what you do. I know that you don't comment on TP very much, but you might want to stop by tonight, they actually have a thread up about Turner's arrest. Of course, I immediately thought of you when I saw it.

Take care,

Jane

 
At June 24, 2009 at 9:37 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

TP?

 
At June 24, 2009 at 10:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet justice. Let's hope it holds.

 
At June 24, 2009 at 10:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

JP...Looks like they finally shut down his bile/blog too. He's off the air. Buh bye Hally.

 
At June 24, 2009 at 10:44 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Not really. This page is still up, for some reason but when you get redirected the first time it leads to a 404 page.

But, yeah, the fat fuck finally did himself in. These aren't just chickenshit state charges. Now it's federal because he threatened the lives of three federal judges, something the First Amendment doesn't necessarily give you the right to do.

I'm actually going to miss the fat crazy bastard and his hilarious comments.

 
At June 24, 2009 at 11:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

JP - there is a thread on Think Progress tonight. I was just asking about you there - but no response. This is a good day.

 
At June 25, 2009 at 12:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally--federal charges. And he's going to be up against Patrick Fitzgerald. Hopefully, they'll realize what a danger he really is and put him away for, oh, 30 years. I just hope the taxpayers don't have to pay for his lawyer...

 
At June 25, 2009 at 1:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey JP - I think you misunderstood me over at think progress. I initially learned about this loon from your comments there which linked me back here. And because it seemed important I wondered where you were - simply because this would seem to be important to you and others who believe and conduct themselves rationally. Anyway - I apologize for not clarifying where I stand - I thought it was obvious, but there ya go.

green

 

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