Thursday, July 9, 2009

The $96,000 Question


We know why the Republican Party had to pay Senator Al Franken $96,000 but why did Sen. John Ensign's family pay $96,000 to his mistress and her family after Ensign gave her $25,000 in severance pay while millions of Americans are struggling to find work making even half that much?

Crime, the Republican Party shows us time and again, does indeed pay and pay well but now it looks as if the same goes for adultery. And help me out here but what's the word for a woman who has sex and obtains profit from such liaisons?

13 Comments:

At July 10, 2009 at 12:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is so Goddamned funny.

GOD DAMN!! Mother Fucking Jesus H Christ!!

To have Mommy and Daddy pay hush money to your mistress as you're playing the role of the sanctimonious and God fearing representative at 50+ years of age.

However....I guess it's good to see those tax cuts for the rich actually raise the income of someone outside of the 1-2%.

 
At July 10, 2009 at 2:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and what's the word for a guy who works under the table, rips off the system, gets laid off, and begs for money on the internet?

 
At July 10, 2009 at 2:35 PM, Anonymous Boot Scoot Boogie said...

"and what's the word for a guy who works under the table, rips off the system, gets laid off, and begs for money on the internet?"







....An I. Scooter Libby.

 
At July 10, 2009 at 2:38 PM, Anonymous L. Craig said...

"and what's the word for a guy who works under the table"










I dunno,But, I'd like to meet him!!!!

 
At July 10, 2009 at 2:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

JP:"And help me out here but what's the word for a woman who has sex and obtains profit from such liaisons?"




Well,if she gives birth from such liaisons,is the answer Babs?

 
At July 10, 2009 at 2:51 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

"and what's the word for a guy who works under the table, rips off the system, gets laid off, and begs for money on the internet?"

And what does that have to do with my post? And how, in this shipwreck of an economy, can you fault a man for working under the table one day a week while collecting just enough to keep a roof over his head and puts up a Paypal account by popular demand in order to stave off eviction?

Update: I'm no longer working the one day a week, asshole, and my child support has increased so much this past month that I'm no longer bringing in enough money to even pay my rent much less my food and utilities. So you should be able to see, asswipe, that I'm not exactly getting rich off the system.

 
At July 11, 2009 at 10:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Calling me names like asshole and asswipe are merely symptoms of your inability to think rationally. Your blog has no original thinking, and you're just a 50 year old guy who's bitter. You're a tool and don't even realize it. You have a victim mentality, full of excuses for your personal dilemmas and drama. While you sit around and brood, other people out there are taking charge of their lives and making something of themselves I will say though, that I find your rants entertaining. And to think I get to watch the train wreck of your life for free has some poetic justice.

And, yes it is wrong to work off the books and to not declare income. That's called STEALING, and you're no more than a common thief, posing yourself as a victim of circumstances. You're also pretty stupid, as putting your illegal behavior on the internet for all to see is just irrational. What are you going to do when the IRS nails you? They make it a point to go after small fry like you.

 
At July 11, 2009 at 11:02 AM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Anyone who would troll at a political blog just to watch some guy's "train wreck" of a life instead of concentrating on the content (which is original) deserves whatever he gets.

I don't have a "victim mentality". These are some of the things that have unfairly happened to me. No hard worker deserves to lose their job, especially right after losing their family w/o just cause.

But I've survived, turned an empty apartment into a home, have still paid my bills and now have a fiancee who will love me forever. All things considered, I've done pretty well for myself and that isn't indicative of a victim mentality.

I don't know who the fuck you are and I don't care. But the next time you leave hateful messages like this, you malcontent, they will be deleted because I don't owe you or anyone any apologies. So go fuck yourself and troll someone else's blog. Your time here is over.

 
At July 11, 2009 at 11:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great post by anonymous,he hit that nail directly on the head.
Looks like he scratched open a life long wound.
Any sane person reading JP's comments would have to agree with anon assesment.JP shows his maturity with juvenile name calling.

 
At July 11, 2009 at 11:57 AM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

The lifelong wound being only stupidity and injustice.

 
At July 11, 2009 at 5:45 PM, Anonymous Halli Burton said...

"And, yes it is wrong to work off the books and to not declare income. That's called STEALING, and you're no more than a common thief, posing yourself as a victim of circumstances."






Shit! We've created an entire new political party based upon what you seem to hate..We even have offshore accounts and accountants to work out that sort/sordid stuff...We don't call it stealing-----we call it creative accounting.But......We still call ourselves the GOP.

 
At July 11, 2009 at 6:01 PM, Anonymous The Jesus Juice said...

I think the parents of Ensign are trolling the blog. How dare this blogger make fun of our darling and precious baby boy!

****I can picture the scene*****

Ensign: Mom,Dad,I need some cash.

Dad: What for son?

Ensign: I fucked my best friends wife.

Dad: Ohoooo....How many times did this occur?

Ensign: Hundreds.

Dad:Was she good?

Ensign: Not as good as some of the lobbyists I've encountered.

Mom: Oh my! I hope you used a condom. Ya know those common folk harbor all kinds of diseases and NOW they want socialized health care.

Ensign: No Mom,no condom. I can't figure out how to use those things. The instructions were in French and Spanish....and well....

Dad: It's ok son. How much do you need?

Ensign: A hundred grand.

Dad: You may be 50+ years old....But, you're still our little boy.

 
At July 11, 2009 at 7:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

if anonymous' intentions were to get the attention off the subject of the original post, and onto the much safer occupation of pointing the finger at the author of the post, you have failed. the "offenses"
are not even close to being comparable and it just shows his desperation to put attention anywhere but on the Ensign "family" and their questionable morals.

 

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