Pottersville in Pictures
Horton hears a Wall Street bailout. The last sound you want to hear if you're a balloon is a boom.
If you still have trouble finding a cab in Taipei, you might want to check your deodorant.
Just the luck of liberals; Our ship finally comes in and it runs aground.
Coming to theaters Black Friday 2010: Gorillas in the Mall.
Stressing the difficulties of bipartisanship, President Obama takes a symbolic walk across the Great Ideological Divide.
"Hey, Inhofe! Global warming is not a myth!"
By 2009, people had gotten so sick and tired of "Candle in the Wind" that Elton John was reduced to performing in rice paddies.
"...In summation, Senator Inhofe, I have to strongly urge you to rethink your position on global warming. Respectfully, Mohamed Nasheed, President of Moldives."
According to a US theological survey, Alaska is considered to be the worst state to live in if you're Baptist.
Immutable Law of Nature #714: If you're stupid enough to watch a hurricane from your hotel patio, you deserve to become fish food.
Dennis Quaid in The Day the Earth Stood Still For Welders.
Ted Nugent's fishing trip was interrupted when he had to go back home to get his M40 grenade launcher.
Sure, we've all heard of the aftereffects of anabolic steroids such as shrunken testicles and 'roid rage but the least publicized one is the constipation.
And the one thing that Honduran death squads are afraid of...?